TAKE ME TO NINTENDO CITY

TAKE ME TO NINTENDO CITY

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WHERE THE PRICES ARE STEEP AND THE GAMES ARE SHITTY

Bomberman is launch day.

Big fuck-up, not having 1-2-Switch not be a pack-in title. Are parents really willing to spend an extra 50 bucks for their dumb kid?

you omitted bomberman and disgea

>Japan has 10 games on Launch
>No Region Lock
Feels good

TAKE! ME!

In 2017 there's xenoblade 2 to

>launch day has one (1) decent looking game that is also on WiiU

Not falling for this shit again.

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NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
SWITCH!

>has been heroes
>launch window
>game hasn't started development yet
Why does Nintendo lie so blatantly?

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TWO
SWITCH
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where the screens are bitty

wait a fuckin moment, wheres metroid? and kirby? and star fox? and the dong?

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>game hasn't started development yet
According to whom? Suda just said that they haven't picked a name yet.

There are a metric fuckton of things wrong with the Switch, but this "no games" meme has got to stop. Literally all it needs it BotW and it's already had more launch games than most consoles in recent memory. You guys do realize it took a literal year and a half for Bloodborne, PS4's first game, to come out right?

>Literally all it needs it BotW and it's already had more launch games than most consoles in recent memory.
We don't count multiplats, remember?

>You guys do realize it took a literal year and a half for Bloodborne, PS4's first game, to come out right?
This sounds stupid as fuck

Think you're both confusing "No More Heroes" with "Has Been Heroes."

nintendo.com/games/detail/has-been-heroes-switch

Well, it is objective fact, and that sometimes can be disappointing or upsetting.

>sometimes can be disappointing or upsetting
Just ask Nintendrones, their whole existence is made from such moments.