Seriously what the actual fuck is this shit?

seriously what the actual fuck is this shit?

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for when you too poor to buy food but still have enough money for video games

A game with more preorders on Amazon than Mass Effect Andromeda, Horizon and Nioh put together

normalfags humour.

>Game
This App is a 1 time try for a new gimmick that no game will ever use.

Just like the rear touchpads on the vita and the kinect

Obvious bundled title being sold seperately because nintendo is greedy, i feel like the novelty will wear off really fast for it to be worth paying extra for

it's a test to prove that you are a true nintendo fan.

The alternative to a new Metroid or F-Zero.

So basically a middle finger to Nintendo fans. People here will eat it up and call it "comfy".

When will Nintendo stop with the gimmicks and just make a good console with some nice exclusives again?

A casual party game. You can just ignore it.

I fucking hate nintendo

Never.

Wii Fit 3 coming soon! only $9.99 a month to check the leaderboards!

Dronehood is a big deal

They tried with GameCube and it didn't sell, Wii's gimmick sold 100m units and so they try to chase that gimmick money

this, it's what will be the death of this company.

I find hard to believe they are even selling that many consoles.

>wagglan, but with your mouth!
Truly a masterpiece of next gen innovation.

It would be great if we could mod this game

And it's apparent they're too stupid to understand why the Wii gimmick sold well judging by how they're marking the Switch.

>They tried with GameCube and it didn't sell
No, 1.2gb alienated third party devs, just like cartridges did with the n64

HD rumble is the new Fish AI.

Holy shit
Send these to African villages and tell them it will fill their stomachs

Nintendos "LE WACKY RANDUM GAMES AN' MECHANICS XDDD"

Gimmicks.

Gamecube had those gimmicky mini CDs

>seriously what the actual fuck is this shit?

Cringe fuel

Day one switch comes out I'm having a party so everyone can come over and laugh at each other playing these silly ass games. It'll be fun, what's wrong Sup Forums, you have friends, right?

They'll be laughing at you because you bought a Switch

GC came too late.
PS2 had a big headstart with a strong games lineup and DVDs.

Did you miss the whole Switch conference?

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I'm the only one out of most of them who fell for the Wii U meme so who's laughing now?

>electricity
>in africa

nice try, kid

But they're not autistic internet trolls. They'll surely be amazed at all the tech packed on that tiny console.

>selling for the gimmick games

get ready for Wii 2.0

They'll be laughing at the price you paid for them to laugh at you for buying a Switch.

Who didn't*

Zach Braff

>when nintendo fucks your ayeshole

What if they sell it pre-charged?

You're insane if you think 1 2 Switch has nearly the budget a full-on Metroid or F-Zero game would have.

THE NEXT EVOLUTION IN GAMING

yeah but here's the thing:

the wii didn't cost $300

It was $200 and the peripherals were included.

This is a proper console, so of course it's 300 bucks.

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60 and 70 dollar games right here.

I don't go to parties to play video games.

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Who wants to eat a virtual sandwich? Even Wii Sports is a million times more interesting than this.

Well, it has nearly the full price

maybe you should watch the switch commercial again and listen to the words being repeated over and over

TRY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME!

they really mean it..it's going to take some effort so just try

>Implying I give a shit about Weebstation

Nintendo thought on everything for Switch. Even if there's some sort of food shortage, humanity can depend on being fed by a console.

It's the future, user. Why do you deny it so much?

It was $250, which come to $300 with inflation

>youtube.com/watch?v=U3vr4El4cmI
>this is on the official Playstation youtube

fucking kek

Burgerclap Americans

Do normalfags think this shit is fun?

This is user from the future, in 4 years from now on Nintendo will reveal their new console, I managed to get some gameplay footage from the presentation show.
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just because you cannot appreciate small party games, doesn't mean the majority of hip people with money to spend does
admit it, you're just jelous because the switch will sell like hotcakes and you didn't get one - oh wait, it's ALREADY selling like hot cakes. get fucked, better luck next year with that switch you poorfag

>A proper console
>Can't even run Skyrim without graphical downgrade
I kek'd

I wish they had gotten someone who didn't have horrid teeth. I lose my appitite every time I see those yellow stalactites

how has no one photoshoped this so they're eating shit

no

apparently since they built the switch for them

>The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Nintendo Switch vs. PC Comparison Confirms Improved Visuals
?

Spoken like a person who has no friends and never goes to parties.

No, nintendo thinks that normalfags think this is fun

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