I'm sacrificing my PS4 to Gaben, Sup Forums

I'm sacrificing my PS4 to Gaben, Sup Forums.

Hope it won't go unnoticed.

How embarrassing it must be to go to kinkos and spend real money to print off a fuckhueg pic of gave Newell, then have to explain to the confused cashier that it is not in fact a pic of a deceased relative meant for display at the wake.

Is that an official poster?

he is a fag now dont do it goy

>not loving every second of your kinkos adventure
do you even shame boner?

What happend my man?

>console retard doesn't know what a printer is
Kek

>A pentagram
>Not a hendecagram.
You don't know how to tap into the meme aether my friend.

>Middle of the Nintendo conference, Reggie is speaking
>"And now we have a special announcement"
>Gaben trundles onto the stage
>"I'd like to announce....*gasp*....Half-Life 3...*wheeze*...for the WiiU...at launch"
>The audience's quivering sphincters can no longer contain themselves
>A deluge of feces and half-digested taco bell and mountain dew washes over the stage
>Reggie's body was ready, but Gaben's was not, he is eaten away by the acid river
>Gaming loses its savior
>EA buys out Valve, EP3 becomes paid DLC to madden 2015
>China invades Japan, Miyamoto is killed
>BRs can't play F2P games anymore, Brazil invades United States
>World falls into 1000 years of famine and war

You're sacrificing to jew gaben with that star of david

Fuck you jigger

Where is the crowbar to sacrifice this PS4?

>get btfo
>throw insults out of rage
k

The fuck is a jigger?

its a relative of chiggers

>E3 2012
>Valve is scheduled to be the first company on the very first day of E3
>The auditorium is huge, there are hundreds of people waiting for the next Valve hit
>Lights dim, as usual
>Helicopter noises are heard overhead
>Suddenly the roof opens to reveal 4 helicopters carrying Gaben, in a scene alike that of Metal Gear Solid 3 but with a denser Shagohod
>One of the metal wires snap under the tension, the others follow
>Gaben falls with the impact of a small meteor, obliterating the stage
>Gets up, dusts off his clothes, picks up the smashed remains of a microphone, coughs once
>"Hello Valve fans..."
>2 hours of Steam's popularity, some slight jabs at Origin
>Blatant hints about something big coming up
>"Well, I hope you enjoyed our time, see you next year!"
>Everyone was expecting something huge, some people don't even clap
>Gaben picks up a sheet of paper from the stage's rubble
>"Oh, here it is! I had something to tell you, actually..."
>"We are releasing Half Life 3, uh, next week, actually..."
>The crowd goes wild, Gaben looks solemnly at them, then smirks
>"Exclusively for the Nokia NGage system!"
>Claps stop, some people laugh
>A gameplay video starts rolling in the background and booth babes start distributing HL3 cartridges to the still crowd
>Gaben pulls out a grapple gun and shoots upwards, where the helicopters still await
>The flying machine struggles and screeches under the weight, something blows up and it goes down in a fireball
>More cables are set around Gaben, as the crowd notices this was no joke
>Helicopters struggle to get him out, while he flails around in a laughing fit

>Gaben at E3 2011
>brought in by industrial barge and lowered to the stage by cargo cranes
>says he has a big announcement
>talks about dota 2 first
>says he's ready to make his announcement
>pnematic tubes that feed him superdense potatoes lower down
>gabe announces that he is close to reaching critical mass and his time of accension is soon
>deep within his folds the pressure grows too great and nuclear fusion begins
>glowing now Gabe announces episode 3
>he rises into the air getting brighter and brighter every second
>'goodbye my children, now i must leave this planet'
>he ascends into the cosmos to take his rightfull place in the celestial order.
>his star shines brightest, watching over us
>world peace is eventually declared
>common disease is wiped out and poverty abolished
>we send a mission to mars and begin our journey into the great cosmic ocean

>E3 2012
>Gaben approaches the stage
>people fainting, exsanguinating through their mouths, shitting all over the floor and each other
>"We are pleased to announce..."
>Building bursts into flames
>"A new hat for Team Fortress 2."
>Convention center collapses in on itself, a second holocaust occurs, Will Smith releases a new album

you still wasted a lot of expensive ink on that print mate

So, how's the 8th grade going?

>Gabe crawls his way on stage, his feeble legs too inadequate to support his massive weight
>assistant takes mic off of its stand and hands it to the floorbound Gabe
>"Ladies and gentleman, we are pleased to announce episode 3..."
>crowd begins cheering
>"...of our new Team Fortress 2 cartoon! Only on Cartoon Network!"
>cheers turn to jeers
>audience begins swarming the stage
>Gabe merely laughs as the puny mortal approach his glorious mass
>Gabe unhinged his jaws and begins devouring the enraged audience
>the whole fiasco is deemed the best moment of E3

>supporting drm

>Gabe slithers on stage
>Announces that HL3 will be released this year as long as nothing happens to him
>Crowd is pleased and people start dancing to a live band while Gabe brings out a dancer to perform for him
>He is displeased with her and drops her through a trap door and only her screams are heard
>People continue dancing until Luke Skywalker arrives and demands that Gabe free Han and Chewie

>Gabe rolls on stage
>Announces that Valve has not yet started any work on Half Life Episode 3
>Small man in crowd in green shorts and a black wife beater gets pissed and jumps on stage to try and kick Gabe's ass
>Gabe tries to say something and the man just punches him in his mouth
>Gabe's pants fall down around his ankles and while he's trying to pull them up, the man is repeatedly punching him in the stomach
>Gabe goes down
>Mario comes out and counts to ten then declares it to be a knockout

Gabe is doing an AMA on Reddit right now

A3+ (13"x19") printers are really cheap nowadays, my wall is filled with my favourite pictures to remind me of home.