FFXIV 3.5 Patch Thread

It's here, lads

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FUCK OFF WITH THE GENERAL THREAD BULLSHIT

cry more, faggot

How big is the patch file?

No one likes your shitty MMO
No one likes your shitty memes
No one likes you.

Even the XI threads have been morel ively and interesting than XIV general.

Have a good one, OP.

like 1 gig

RHALGR AKBAR

how do pneumite help with anima?

>Dun Scaith

Wew lads wtf was that

>Sub-50% life Diabolos

>Join Dun Scaith DF
>2 minutes in
>Global wipe
>Beat the fucker in 3 trys
>About 3-4 trys for every boss except the last one
>Suddently Diabolos
>That Beam clash phase

MY gosh it it was hype as fuck.

total dbz vibe there

It's called 'day 1'.

I had a party Vote Abandon on fucking Scathatch. Why even bother.

900mb

I vote abandoned on Scathach because the alliance was retarded. We wiped twice at 1% and then at 20%, and they weren't learning anything.

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It takes forever for the queue to pop.

>tfw the Relic light shit is forcing me to run PLD for everything.

>consuming your flat queen
What an asshole

Dun Scaith sucking Bloodborne off pretty hard.

Was it rape?

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD HORROR.

I hope so.

But they're hollows, not werewolves.

Anyone have the more updated version of this?

>its a warrior of light just stands there and does FUCKING NOTHING episode

christ this is annoying. grr imma unsheath my weapon at you

She measured your dick

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Alright so what are some.basic things a new player should.know going in?

For someone who is meant to have god-like power and is the literal fucking messiah, you sure turn into a slow, daft retard in the cutscenes.

Damn you sure showed me

Kill yourself

who is this qtp2t spook lady?

Be ready for a long MSQ to unlock everything.

I found it at least interesting, many people do not.

>durr let's wear fake uniforms and attack the wall so we can force the garleans to retaliate against the rest of eorzea drawing them into a war, that will force them to liberate ala mhigo for us
Fuck ala mhigo
Fuck Ilberd
Fuck you if you didn't catch up on the story and decided to autistically raid first

>Trump's wall
Hotdamn, they didn't learn anything from 3.2 boring ass dungeons.
Stop this gated cancer already.

Take your time, don't skip cutscenes. Hopefully you didn't buy heavensward already or it's easy to get overwhelmed

>Cross Server PF actually saved this game

Isn't that order a waste of the firestarter and seconds of enochian? I prefer this.

>played with a group from balmung
>they weren't cancer
This is a weird feeling

Did they improve the GCD?

Memes aside 2.5 seconds is too long.

What is an acceptable GCD number for you

>do PVP
>Adders win and Maelstrom lose
It's like we've entered an alternate universe.

1.0 or 1.5. These are the only correct answers for hotbar combat.

It's not too long.

>hopefully you didn't buy heavensward
Well fugg

>>do PVP

How? I don't have time for 500 hours queues.

its not rape if you want it

Now make a version that isn't retarded looking and filled with memes

>what are ogcds
>what are half the classes having a speed buff

t. lv 30 paladin

Enochian lasts long enough on its first use that it literally doesn't matter, it's better than your meme guide that doesn't even use thunder except "I don't have enough MP to use Blizzard IV"

That's wrong

WoW does 1.5s and it's a clusterfuck as a result. People spam their shit into oblivion like ADHD children and their animations clip into one another so characters look like they are spazzing out.

It's not bad, just try not to overhelm yourself. Don't rush the game like "I WANNA REACH THE EXPANSION FAST!!" or you will be very VERY pissed when you reach lvl50.

Alright so Ninja and Monk are unplayable, now what?

Those numbers would make it impossible for OGCs to be used effectively, and any class that has to cast would be that much more fucked for needing to move.

>pvp is actually active because of garo
This isn't the eorzea I know

GCD of 1 second in this game, lol. With the amount of oGCD things you have to press, you might as well be playing IIDX if it were 1 second.

>Patch barely out 12 hours
>PF for Zurvan Ex already mostly "no bonus" or "know the fight".

It's 5 minutes tops right now

It's also more fun.

>500 hours queues
More like 2~3 minutes. The freelancer option along with the new Garo armour has really sped this shit up.
Between that and the decreased prices, if you want anything from PVP, now is the time to do it.

I'm SMN...will I be safe at pvp or will I be destroyed by every existant melee?

That plan was never meant to actually succeed. The real plan was luring in the resistance to let them die and use their faith and released aether from their corpses as fuel.

>Didn't miss the boat this time
GET FUCKED EVERYONE IN PF

Not really. WoW classes are incredibly simple with most of them having a 4-5 button priority system. You mash a filler ability while you wait for a proc, or a cooldown, or a resource like Chi/rage.

Nigga it was like that 2 hours later.

Not really because every skill is pruned to hell a result and it's super easy for anyone to make macros for everything and still do top DPS.

What happens if you stay with Papalymo

>Day 1 "Farm" parties

More like "We cleared once and now we're going to pretend like everyone understands completely"

He turns around and blasts you onto the airship with magic.

The game is utter shite guvna

Lame

He blasts your ass onto the ship

The first no bonus group I saw in the PF was an hour and a half after the server went up, people were already trying to sell clears at that time as well

Griffin fight was great.

You unlock his route in the dating sim mini-game coming next patch.

what's Garo?

Why do North American / presumably Euro servers fill the PF with that "no bonus, know the fight, bring the deeps" shit? Are they grinding the same fight for drops all the time? Just do it with an FC or something.

Japan servers are always like PF to learn fights and then Duty Finder to do the fights. Sometimes you'll see a PF asking for help with something but I rarely see NO BONUS shit.

Don't post

>Do Sohm Al Hard for the first time
>DPS is either Shit or mobs have a fuckton of health
>wipe to last boss

Holy shit what did they do to these dungeons?

Is there a reward for the new HW beast dailies end-chain? Is it as good as the mask from ARR?

>item selling ads on cross-world PF
>fate parties on cross-world
>erp bullshit on cross-world
>the "lf irl gf" guy from balmung starts spamming his shit on cross-world

nuke when

So why couldn't we just fight the stupid Primal?

you get a ripoff moogle dance

git gud
i already have all the weapons from it

NA just want to play with people who are on "their level" to get their loot and anyone who doesn't perform to their expectations is trash.

You get quite possibly the most retarded looking dance ever conceived, moonlift dance

Because a primal of any one of the Twelve has enough faith backing it that it would be even more powerful than Thordan and possibly on the level of Bahamut. That's without factoring in that it used -both- of Nidhogg's Eyes as fuel.

>Patch day
>Zurvan EX learning party
>"Know the fight"

You get a dance. That's it.

Also that stupid masked cat man is in it again.

People think "No bonus" stops people from being trash at the game when i've met new players that have adapted quicker than some retards I've picked up in a PF who somehow cleared

I maintain my fuck Ilberd fuck ala mhigo stance

I should have killed the subhumans when I had the chance

Off yourself

I THOUGHT AETHER OIL AND UMBRITE FOR THE RELIC WEAPON QUEST WAS GETTING NERFED WHAT THE FUCK IT STILL SAYS I NEED 5 AETHER OIL I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME

>not having your FC take you to Zurv EX so you learn and clear

Śmh at the people that play mostly solo in a MMO

3.55

>dungeons are to easy, we can pull everything to the boss kill it no problem
Blame the people that said this

Thursday
Calm the fuck down, it looks they forgot so it's in the thursday hotfix