You're at Gamestop and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass from across the street

You're at Gamestop and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass from across the street.

What do you do?

this game looks like shit

Buy another PS4 to spite his ass.

Cut off his arms.

>your girlfriend

God damnit, you never asked her out did you?

i don't have a girlfriend so it'd be my ass
i'm okay with that

What girlfriend?

The first 4 replies were gold. Gonna post this shit on reddit.

Cancel my pre-order for ARMS.

How can he slap?

Challenge him to unarmed combat

My girlfriend's ass is behnd at least four inches of steel. I doubt she'll even notice.

Mech or just a human head

Laugh at his retarded design

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A normal girl piloting a mech

Hey! That's my thing

It'd be cool if she was just a head

fuck you

Id tell him to go back to washing his damn teeth

Well since firearms are perfectly legal to conceal and carry around where I live an no GameStop has a notice on their doors telling me not bring one in the store, I would simply mean mug him and lift up my shirt and watch him cease his activities out of fear of getting shot.

ask him to slap mine

I bet he smells like winterfresh

What's his fucking deal?

Not gonna lie, I lol'd

I literally bought a steam game for a random Sup Forums user because your thread is such fucking shit I needed to relieve myself of money.