If someone gave you a free Switch, would you still complain and make several shitposting threads?

If someone gave you a free Switch, would you still complain and make several shitposting threads?

yes
and i would also throw it in the garbage bin where it belongs

yes

>Implying I'd want a free switch

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No I'd be too busy playing it.

>Get switch for free
>Can only play shovelware or inferior ports of other consoles
>Have to wait to get the 2 games that are worth something

No. I would proclaim the Switch as the greatest console ever made.
Can I have a free Switch now?

I would resell it. Don't need that shit.

>that autist on the right that had to bring her Pro controller

Is that real? Fuck, Nintendo better release a day-1 patch for that.

only edgy teenage underage fags would reply like this.

I just want to preorder the fucking thing

I would shill it for more shekels you shabos goy!

What?! Pro Controller is better

>go online before launch
>get banned

THIS

My number one complaint with the switch is that it costs just a bit too much. If someone gave one to me for free I would be ecstatic and immediately buy switch Zelda and hell with the money saved I'd get 1 2 switch and arms and bomber man because why the hell not

Only if they come with those tendies.

YOU COULD GET THE SAME EFFECT IF TWO PEOPLE OWNED SWITCHES

THESE FOUR PEOPLE JUST HAPPENED TO EACH OWN THEIR OWN SWITCH

THE BEST PORTABLE HOME GAMING CONSOLE

>get baited this hard


heh,,,, nice try kiddo :^)

That bottle of sunflower oil next to the cola, you can tell this was photographed in Italy.

Or do you guys put oil on your pizza now too?

>Pizza with Chocolate Milk.

I would donate it away to a Goodwill.

yeah because then I have the privilege to say my complaints are unbiased.

what the fuck that bitch is eating the Pizza with a fork!

>implying it wasn't the neckbeard that brought it and let the girl borrow it thinking she'll fuck him for being nice

Oil, Chocolate Milk and Brandy.

Who drinks this shit with pizza?

they also put what looks like a slice of roast beef on one of the pieces

japs are weird, news at 11

Dirty bitch doesnt have a cup either, she's drinking from the bottle giving everyone her herps.

It implies party, don't you see the plastic fork and paper plates? Fun with friends and all that shit

How will that work with 8 Switches? How would MonHun be with 8 Hunters?

I only use the freshest toppings.

Haha triggered

MOOOOOOOOM STOP GIVING US PAPER PLATES AND PLASTIC FORKS.

LET ME USE THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA

>digiorno pizza and cookies

THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

Ham on Pizza, chocolate milk, using a fork to eat Pizza,
playing Splitscreen mario with 4 monitors.

what is happening?!

[japanese shit intensifies]

HAM-ON PIZZA

IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?!!?!

I'd take it to better analyze both the pros and joy-cons.
Just because you own something doesn't mean you can't legitimately criticize its faults.

wow nice troll good bait 10/10 you made me reply triggered by your comment boi

>Just because you own something doesn't mean you can't legitimately criticize its faults.

Yes it does, post-purchase rationalization will irrevocably taint your perspective

>8 Switches can connect to each other at the same time
>4 players can connect to one Switch

Does this mean we can have 32-player LAN parties with Switches?

>post-purchase rationalization
I'd be getting it for free, though.

Its an image overlayed on prototype switches displaying green screens.

It was an incredibly stupid choice by the artist.

Mario kart switch multiplayer doesn't play like that, as we have seen in the treehouse event footage.

>It was an incredibly stupid choice by the artist.

>the artist

I wouldn't call some faggot who photoshop's switch ages on a display an artist.

I would sell it for 600 bucks to some retard on here then buy it next summer for 199 when Nintendo realizes that besides the retarded casuals and the shit-eaters who always buy whatever they spew out that people don't want to spend 300 dollars on underpowered gimmicky hardware

Nintendo probably would, unfortunately

Where's my $200 Wii U?

>being this ass blasted

Fucking cringeworthy, old Sup Forums was such shit.

Yes, I actually don't give a fuck about Nintendo games. I would use it if Nintendo decided to support Bayo 3.

Nintendo didn't announce price cuts on the Wii U because they want consumers to forget that the Wii U actually exists. There's a reason they stopped production two months ago and why they haven't talked about new Wii U releases, in order to make the Wii U in your home less appealing and the Switch seem like the next great thing.

Why does each Switch divide the screen? That is fucking useless.

What games am I supposed to play after I finish zelda? Arms?

No thanks

uhh, it'll be YEARS till you even scratch the surface of that kino

Oh, definitely. Even if I got a Switch for free, I'd still complain about how little games it has.