"HYA!"

>"HYA!"
>"YA!"
>"Whoa..."
>*female anime cries*
>"TASUKATE RINKUUU!"
>*swing swing swing*
>*Bling bling bling*
>"HYAAAA!"
>*opens chest*
>DU DU DU DUUUUU

>bus crashes
>your shitty switch priced at $300 gets fucked
Lol

It's funny because they get literal models for these ads and he still looks like a massive faggot.

Gaming in public - not even once.

Posting in epic thread

>Pulling off quarter circle commands on a joycon

hes using a headphone so nobody is hearing anything

>excuse me ma'am, I hope you don't mind me sitting next to you.....I have quite a treat to share
>*pulls out Nintendo Switch *
>now, would you like to just watch or.....
>*detaches joycon*
>Would you prefer to take a walk on the wild side?

>Those headphones
>Not leaking noise

They can hear it in close proximity.

lol

>>*female anime cries*
>>"TASUKATE RINKUUU!"
I thought he was playing switch, not vita

So? I don't think they'd care. You'd have to be autistic to think other people genuinely would care about the little game you're playing in public.

>bus swerves quickly
>switch flies out the window

Smart idea.

Why isn't there a sony version?

oh right

dead handheld

t. manchild

you can't open the windows in a bus dumbass it would decompress the cabin

And now my headache is worse. Good job.

kek

He's wearing headphones. What's the issue here?

lel

>it would decompress the cabin

Try to make one based on this picture.

I can't wait for the return of Quentin and Diamond Dogs shitposting.

i myself am "the other people" and when i see an "adult" playing videogames, i cringe

And?

and you should feel bad about it

>PSP

>it's ok when an attractive person does it

no

>average sony fan
sure thing, bud

>implying he wasn't paid for this

>associated with high budget action movies
can't make this shit up

>You should feel bad because I an autist cringed at you playing video games in public
PLEASE seek help.

top kek how about stop acting like a bitch?

Keep up with the thread.

Pretty sure if you were in a bus crash your own well being and safety would be highest priority rather than your switch.

you underestimate nintendrones

>Chad throws joycon out the window
>Reggie grabs you by the collar and tells you that'll be $80 plus tip

As opposed to Vita.
>I-it has games, I...I promise.

the joycons are designed to fly off on impact, absorbing momentum from the blow, making it the best choice for the commuter market

Vita has twice more games than the 3DS.

>Using public transport
>Poorfag autist problems

not him but it seems like you're overestimating them

Ah, the obligatory sony bash
Like clockwork

most of them are weeb shovelware, you're gonna have to try harder than that to impress people on the bus

>sniffs seat

>whoosh
>smash
>sips martini
>ting
>"Rutabaga"
>whoosh
>"whoah"
>turns off and puts in pocket
>turns around
>"allrigh lav!"

I'm bored of these threads
i know it's just insecurity but still
why can't you all be like melonpan? that nigger has a ferrari and brings his waifu to the bar, look at this john oliver lookin' pimp, he's even got a loli with him

>Bus drifts
>Switch flies out the window

He's wearing headphones you quack.

But if you get fucked too by the crash then you don't have to worry about your Switch.

>Bus turns
>Switch floats down the aisle out the windshield

This board would be so much less shit if they banned all Nintendo discussion.

That woman is going to be shrugging her whole life

That's a 13 or 14 year old girl.

>attractive

lolwut

Lets see your ugly mug, bitch.

>wife is kinda cute
>daughter is hideous because of her kike father

Sup Forums was right

Calm down Daniel, I'm sure you're good looking for English standards.

>deflecting

not everyone killed their hearing enough they have to turn headphones up that loud.
also do those look like cheap headphones with noise leakage?

>fag is playing Switch on the bus
>this happens
Now you're out $300 plus games and accessories
Ha ha!

I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about me. I'm not fat though, so that probably helps my case.

not this shit again

You now realize he was most likely paid to take this picture

>the other people
no you're not charlie

The PSP was superior to the DS in every way.
Better games
Porn
Played mp3

So many teenaged nights were spent with my PSP in one hand and my dick in the other.

>this HD rumble is incredible! It feels like I'm really jumping!
>"WAHOO!"

YIPPEEE!!!
whoops, I started suckign your dick!

>sony makes a thread bashing nintendo
>surprised when someone bashes sony back

How do you want them to advertise a portable gaming console?

Mowing the lawn while playing?

>BLOW INTO THE MIC
>*pffffffffffffffffffffftttt*
>BLOW INTO THE MIC
>*PHEEEWWWWWFFFFTTFTFFFTTT*
>BLOW INTO THE MIC
*PHFFFTTEEFFFFFFFFTFFFF-*
>"SIR COULD YOU PLEASE STOP FUCKING SPITTING?"

kiss me

>surprised
Nani? When you expect somethinf to happen then you're not surprised by it
>Sony
I pre ordered the switch and make those threads. They're fun

>Playing Switch while driving
>Switch stays in the car
>I go out the windscreen

Still doesn't work

Ok

>bus crashes
>not "bus makes a sudden turn"

>Bus takes off
>Switch flies out of your hands and breaks

Great console.

>highschool bullshit ends r-right?

oh my how young?

>Bus is blown up by terrorists
>Switch flies out of your hands and breaks

Great console.

>bus does a flip
>switch flies out the window
>joycons were strapped to your arms, so your arms get ripped out of their sockets

W-WORTH PLAYING Z-ZELDA THOUGH!

>Bill Wilson

>PS1/PS2 ports

keep em coming

Perfect opportunity to say "share the joy" wasted.

Paid or not, sonygger or not, Burnout Legends was fucking radical.

>playing sandwich eating game
>bus goes over a ramp
>when the bus lands the joycon impacts with your mouth and knocks your teeth out

Great console

It's a handheld

HAHAHA

>bus takes a sharp turn
>switch's screen detaches from the side controllers
>goes out the window and lands on a pregnant woman
>she miscarriages

great console

>bus goes off course and lands in a body of water
>Nintendo Switch warranty does not cover water damage

They're Nintendo headphones. Of course they don't work.

>playing in your house
>a bus crashes into your house and kills you along with your nintendo switch
>your wife and kids have to pay for the splatoon 2 preorder because they don't how preorders work

great console

300 USD down the drain
Thanks, Nintendo

>skydiving
>nintendo switch suddenly out of my hands
FUcKIN NINTENDO men I swear!

>get on bus
>baby crying
>turn on switch
>turn on waluigi sound bite
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>proceed to scream at baby and parents to jump in front of the bus

>WAHOO!
>BA BING
>I GOT A 1 UP!
>bus crashes into house
Ha now my $300 Switch and your $400 PS4 Pro both are fucked.

>bring your Nintendo Switch to a roof party
>joycon flies out of your hand because you weren't wearing the wrist strap and it hits somebody in the head
>they fall off the roof and die

Great console

>travelling on metro, playing with a friend
>screen falls of the seat into a puddle of hobo piss
>bus crashes into metro
>you die

thanks iwata

Console shitflinging hasn't been this good since the Xbox 360 came out.

>Bus crashes
>Exaggerate your injuries and claim you have "mental trauma"
>Land of the lawsuit grants you tons of dollary doos

EZ.