Okay, Sup Forums. Let's see what happens when an Elite civil Protection unit and a Grizzly Bear fight!

Okay, Sup Forums. Let's see what happens when an Elite civil Protection unit and a Grizzly Bear fight!

Unit:
>a CP from HL2
>but elite
>has a stunbaton
>elite kevlar
>elite mask
>cool voice commands
>strong and shit
>probably on steroids

Grizzly Bear:
>is a bear
>hungry
>has cubs
>angry too
>doesn't like neo space nazis

it's a fucking grizzly bear.

Check this 5.

Okay I think it would be a tie seeing as the bear would hold back his strength because he secretly has a crush to the CP

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your 5 is no match for my dubs

Elite CP can move a STAGGERING 50 source units a second, applying real world physics would make this at least 50 kilometers an hour, and his stun baton does 25 damage through armor, that's gotta leave a mark!

try again senpai.
heh... now watch how the MASTER does it...........

Hmmm, those don't look like any dubs I've ever seen. And I'm a dub master.

does the bear have V flags?

lawl, anyways i'm pretty sure a bear would eat the j mod guy.

you fools, you have fallen into my trap

behold, the power of dubs

>They don't even pray to Kek.
Casuals.

kek is a false god.

my dubs prove it. see?

Try again, Molochfag.

I GOT YOU NOW

LOOK

AT

MY

DUBS

Sad.

it's not over yet

take a look

viDEO GAMESA

Combines are seen struggling against barnacles and other common enemies. They will probably die from a grizzly unless

You force meme magic, and by this way you fault in your casting. Meme magic flows naturally-- to coax it is to insult Kek. For even a temporary set of holy dubs to be forced, you can rest assured that even greater numbers will come to smite you soon enough.