What do HP potions taste like?

What do HP potions taste like?

HP sauce

have you never taken liquid medications?

red and blue, duh

milky bags of coins

Bags of sand.

Kool-Aid

Like the sweet lips of the girl you never admitted your feelings to.

Probably not very good, like most liquid medicine.

Like salty ham. Might also depend if she's wearing lotion.

Cough syrup

Marmite

What does this taste like?

Salty coins and rusty milk

very sweet, like too sweet

but a good flavour

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Cherry NyQuil

Why you gotta do this to me man?

CYKA BLYAT

It doesn't taste like anything because you don't eat it, you shove it into your chest.

she got married last summer. soon she will have kids too.

She smokes so probably tastes like an ash tray

Who says you drink them anyways?

Coriander and thyme with a hint of wyrmroot and eye of newt.

tastes like being a bitch. do a 3-heart run next time faggot

Pathetic
Disgusting

>in the army
>always have knock off Gatorade during field exercises
>It's always so fucking watered down that they all task the same
>everyone just calls them by their color

"Hey man, can you grab me a cup of purple/red/blue/green while you're up?"

Calpol

turn that ash tray into an ass tray dude

>health
>red
health is green.

heath is green but health potions and pills are red

stamina is green. what part of your body is green that provides health?

what part of your body is green that provides stamina?

Bile
Food digestion = stamina

Cherry and blue raspberry respectively

Adrenal glands are yellow so maybe that.

But I did, she just doesn't feel the same.

Stamina potions are always green.

cheers.

This, but with no sugar.

I always imagined it tasted like strawberry jam

I made a potion for vitality, there are vasodilators in there too

for about 90 minutes it increases physical abilities by up to 30%, but it leaves you with a wicked hangover. You can tell the time is up when the diarrhea hits, and then it's a good idea to take a cold shower because your skin gets really hot

costs me about $11 a bottle to make so I don't think I could sell it at that price

Salty coins of milk

Jokes on you but i did and got rejected

That's pretty cool but holy shit user be careful.

they were great.

dont do this it makes msutard gas

HP would be tasteless with an aftertaste of cough syrup.
MP would taste like some kinda sour blue raspberry banana cocktail

This doesn't seem, how should I say, safe.

Dunno. I've only used them as part of Halloween costumes, usually tied to a belt with leather straps or twine.

You even taken cocaine? It's like that, a sudden burst of energy and strength that makes you feel awake and alert even if you were tired as fuck, sleep deprived and hadn't eaten for 3 days 2 seconds prior.

Cocaine obviously fried your brain, because OP asked what they tasted like, not their effect.

It tastes like pure energy, nothing more. What does pure energy taste like? Cocaine.

How do you have cocaine user

you realize this person wouldn't be a "girl you never admitted your feelings to"?

Health potions would have a strong taste of iron like blood
Mana would taste like ice cold water, even though it isn't cold

Same

but think of the POWA!!

HP: Thick, sludgy, herbal and bitter, likely including some sort of fruit to attempt to make it more palatable
MP: Very thin tasting and a bit reminiscent of peppermint vodka plus the combined feelings of licking a 9 volt battery and drinking cold water after chewing mint gum could surmise it
>hurr cherry and blue raspberry
It's medicine/drugs, not soft drinks

I've always imagined it taste like that cherry flavored cough syrup

like these probably.

The actual flavor of a health potion is impossible to know. But it would make logical sense that it would taste very intense.

It is made to heal your body instantly simply from being drank. Going by that idea you could assume that drinking it would cause your taste buds to fully regenerate as it washes over your tongue.

You would never adjust to spicy food.

Health would taste like a weaker Dayquil and Mana would taste bitter and sweet.

kek

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period blood, and semen

Health would taste like a mix of tumeric, cayenne pepper, ginger, honey, and lemon.

Mana potion is obviously listerine

Im pretty sure everyone calls gatorade by the colors

Cocaine.

That reddish pink one is the best.

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>not white
My flavor is better than your flavor.

like hot boiling heavy textured.. I know the taste but it's undescribable.

Just imagine it like old Superman's vital tank

Original Blue is best also clear is good.
Health potion taste like blood
Mana potion taste like the coldest freshest brrrrest water the user has tasted

The sweet, soft embrace of a woman is overrated anyway.

She's moved away now, I don't have to look at her and feel shame.

Robitussen

you should start putting a single drop of LSD in every batch. In micro doses it can be one of the best performance enhancing substances on the planet.

Cool mint and cinnamon mouthwash.

>drinking white stuff

>here's your potion

*sip*

As stupid as it may be to quote stand up comedy, I think it was Lewis Black that had a bit about cough medicine being the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and blue, so I'm gonna have to say is right.

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>drinking blue anything

Strawberry and Blueberry

duh

side effect: diabeetus

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>try lime cucumber on a whim
>it's the best flavor I've ever had

Holy shit what the fuck this shouldn't taste good.

Can you please give us the recipe?It's not like you are going to make any profit out of it anyways...

>when the cuck blinds you

came here to hear this.

Fucking love limon-pepino. There was a 7-11 next to where I worked when I did manual labor, and there was nothing more refreshing in the summer when it's 100 degrees and your clothes are drenched in sweat.

I still know her but I'm 100% positive she avoids me like the plague for a reason.

Shit refreshes like nothing else.

Now I'm craving cucumbers.

>HP Potion
>health potion potion

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>for a reason
oh, you fucking know why user.

Apple, orange, pineapple, lemon, peach, melon, grape, you name it. Just don't ask about the melange and miracle gels.

You're right.
I know.