Nintendo gets Overwatch on Switch

>Nintendo gets Overwatch on Switch
>Splatoon 2 gets Overwatch merch
>Overwatch gets Nintendo themed skins
>Samus Pharah
>Bowser D.VA
>Donkey Kong Winston
>Bomberman Junkrat
>Wario Roadhog
>Rosalina Mercy

>nintendo
>getting a game with a lesbian in it
yeah right

>things that will never happen

It won't be able to run it. Not even at 30 aka unplayable for an online FPS
Also
>FPS with a controller
>not even an actual normal controller but a fucking waggle stick

What is Fire Emblem?

>It won't be able to run it.
Nah, it'll be fine, just put it on medium at 720p.

Bayonetta

Gyro is more accurate than using sticks.

>at a crisp 20 fps

30 FPS is not playable for a shooter.
Stick to splatoon kid.

to be 60 fps the game would have to run at 720p with probably medium/low settings, not to mention to remotely play it you would need to buy the pro controller. literally not worth the resources.

I thought Pharah already had a Samus skin.

At 720 while using a smart phone as a headset jack and over wifi unless you buy an adapter

What a time to be alive.

>random numbers and GPUs
What the fuck is this supposed to prove?

>no proper controller (have to buy separately)
>wifi internet unless adaptor bought
>shit hardware (again)
>people actually think 3rd party devs will bother with this console
kek, it will be wii u all over again, you see some support the first year then nothing.

Bayonetta isn't a dyke. Take that back.

Nobody who still cares about Overwatch would buy it on Switch because they'd lose all their unlocks.

Joyconn > Traditional controller

That's not even what switch boxes look like

>bomberman
>nintendo

...

No.

It's owned by konami. And they are utter jews and would never let an IP be used without a shit ton of money.

But she is, didnt Kamiya confirmed it with a tweet?

Yakuza Man will find a way.
He convinced Konami to make games again.
he has hostages

But it's already confirmed.

Fire Emblem.

The new Pokemon if you play a femc.

Mass Effect 3

by your uncle?

>>Nintendo gets Overwatch on Switch
>implying OW isn't ruined enough by multiplat.

subtext a.k.a. not canon

>because Tracer muff dives as her Ult in game

>Nintendrone wakes up

>yfw reinhardt in smash

Why does nintendo insist on hamfisting their shit inton3rd party titles? Are they the MLP of gaming?

Canon lore doesn't have to mean gameplay.

>PS4 PRO
>280x
This has to be some advanced rusery, right?
No way it can only have the equivalent power of my mid-range card from 2012.

who would buy an inferior version just for skins?

It's a downclocked 480, but he's wrong anyways, the Pro is about on par with a 380x.

>Bomberman
>Nintendo

Pick one.

>Contra is Nintendo because NES and DS
>Doraemon is Nintendo because it had games on NES up to Wii
>Shinobi is Nintendo because NES port
>Space Harrier is Nintendo because also NES port

>nintendo
>letting other people use their shit

Good one. They wouldn't even allow Nintendo related themes exclusively on the Switch.

I'd be ok with this
>I want ps4 skins
>Viewtiful Joe
>Dante
>Frank West
>Chun Lee
>Marco from Metal Slug
>Snake
>John Marston

It'll never happen but I can dream

>Stick to splatoon kid.

C'mon, let's battle then

>Dedede clone

Those have nothing to do with ps4

Viewtiful Joe debuted on gamecube

>Sonygger Get TRIGGERED