4:00 AM

>4:00 AM
>xbox suddenly turns itself on then off again

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HA my dick does that too!

No joke:

>tired, going to sleep
>get in bed, nice and warm
>beep
>hear electronic whine
>other side of room partially lights up
>ps4 just turned itself on
>go over, turn it off
>get back in bed, get comfy again
>beep
>oh shit

I figured out it was a bit of coconut oil residue on the PS4 from when I polished the wood cabinet earlier that day. A bit of rubbing alcohol and problem solved, it was a bit scary when it happened though.

Wii U does the same thing where it goes into standby mode to update. It's supposed to be silent since the system's off but you can still hear the familiar startup whine. Used to freak me out at night while I was sleeping.

>go to bed at 6am since the sun is about to come up
>get all comfy between two fuzzy blankets since I stopped using proper bed sheets ten years ago and I hardly need to wash the blankets at all
>fart for about 20 seconds since all I drink is soda
>finally start to doze off and immediately dream I'm in my favorite hentai

>one of my five connected external usb HDs fires up

>Not flipping the hardware switch on your consoles at night

How do you guys stand the standby LEDs on the systems, let alone the fact that systems are updating without your express permission?

>sleeping in your living room or tech room

??? ???

kek

I use electric tape on anything with a shining light.
Last thing I want to see at 4am in the morning is a fucking bright light in my eyes.

>pc turns on while you sleep
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
youtube.com/watch?v=095XUlKnQSY plays
>It just fucking updates at like 3am

lel

I've never been this bad, but somewhere, I know someone is. And it disappoints me not because this person is essentially wasting their life, but because I have no clue how to reach out and put them to use.

There needs to be a website or something to recruit lazy neets into doing menial digital tasks or something, I'm sure with all that laziness and crippling fear of people, they'd have plenty of time to fiddle around with 3D modeling or programming or something if given the right stimulation.

I just turn the surge protector off

I wouldn't put my video game consoles in the living room, don't want visitors to see them since just about anyone in their 40's or older thinks it's incredibly childish. I just have my PS3 hooked up to the TV in my bedroom and play it late at night. CPU resides in a room unto itself though.

Tell them to get a shitty mcjob.

I used to do that until a technician who replaced my router told me that everytime you do that to something that doesnt have an off switch kills its life expectancy by a week everytime you do it.
Now I just leave the fucker on all the time.

what if he was trying to jew you for the electricity companies

Well considering the router I originally had only lasted a year the one I have now has lasted 3 years either he was right or I got a lemon first time.

fucking how?

>wii u tablet flashes the fuck on bright as fuck at like 2 in the morning with a loud as fuck jingle just to tell market some game thats now on the eshop

how do you turn this shit off?

Yeah, nah. They really are worthless.

They always bitch about not getting the job they want or not qualifying for even entry-level no-skill shit, and they'll do nothing about it but complain. They can't be fixed because they don't want to be, just let them rot and live your own life.

>fapping over at /d/
>webcam turns on

>go to bed after marathoning a couple of hentai manga and edging with no release
>turn off the lights
>have to sleep on my side because of my painfully swollen erection
>start to fall asleep
>faint sounds from my PC from across the room
>"oniii-chaaaan"

>11pm

>okay, now the day actually started

be still my heart

>get a PS4 and play some games
>stop and fap to some JAV
>keep fapping for hours
>go back to game
>keep going back and forth

>later on find out the PS4 controller has a mic inside it

it's in the settings

Nah, nah, think of it man. You could be like the enigmatic council, giving them vague orders in exchange for a paypal donation or something on delivery.

>NEET wakes up Tuesday at 6 PM, sun is setting.
>One new message on Skype/Discord/Mumble/IIRC.
>It's a link, pops up a video.
>Man in a suit explains he needs someone to write a short code module to calculate a digital root of various numerical codes in a database.
>The payment is 9 chicken tendies and $32 steam cash, paid on delivery.

>Over time, requests get more bizarre, such as needing the NEET to run a relay program and report data every hour on the hour.
>NEET has no clue what he's doing, and is simply happy because he can pretend he's doing something with his life.

Man why do you care so much? Why would you go out of your way to hide what you love in your own fucking house?

I keep my consoles front and center under my television. Lots of people ask to play the weirder ones like the JVC X'Eye, PSX, or 3DO.

I have clients from business over sometimes, most of which would think it was weird for a guy in his early 30s to be playing video games. The GM of one of the government's local river and wildlife organizations has specifically said he'd disown his son if he continues to play video games after college, and he's one of the people who contracts me the most.

Have to put up that professional front.

Damn man thats rough.

Never got the stigma attached to it personally.

It's pretty bad in the southern US. On the flipside though, it's easy to make a buck since most technically inclined people migrate away to bigger cities or to Cali/Northern states.

>they'd have plenty of time to fiddle around with 3D modeling or programming or something if given the right stimulation.
Oh my sweet user, do not fall for the "genius neet who learns lots of skills in his free time" meme. Neets are neets because they're lazy. Dont let em tell you otherwise.

>its a my son is really good with computers episode

>be 17
>jerking off to gay porn off laptop
>have one arm extended out to control mouse
>rest of body under covers
>completely pitch black in room aside from laptop light
>reach moment of climax
>the very millisecond the sperm begins pushing out my mom busts into my room to talk about school
>mfw she walks in and flips on my lightswitch as I'm cumming
Still had that conversation. Don't think she noticed anything.

Mechanical Turk

youtube.com/watch?v=wIbI6I5adWQ
HERE WE GO!

>command prompt opens for a split second and closes

She probably noticed the smell user, she just plowed through like a trooper

My xbox constantly turns itself on or off and shoots the disc out and also will just beep like 50 times as if someone was pushing the button over and over.

>Women can smell semen from a distance
I-is this power true?
if the implication is i was unhygienic I can assure you I'm quite prudent on good cleaning. Fucking despise gross smelling people.

>3 am
>PS4 turns on
>controller stars speaking
>PS4 then goes into rest mode

My PC turned itself on the other night.

I thought these threads were just retarded bullshit until just tonight when my soundbar turned itself on. I was pretty spooked.

>2.23 am
>PS4 turns on
>mutters 'XBOX ON'
>turns off

>5:21 AM
>Xbox turns on
>Turns off at 5:27
>voice says 'XBOX OFF'

>gamecube lid opens and closes by itself

no, unless you let it sit there for an hour or so

stop it hurts

>t. Mad Wagecuck

Earning my masters entirely off neetbux. Stay mad nigga.

>11:11p
>close my eyes n make a wish
>xbox one stars to make noises
>my tv turns on
>xbox one stars to play ISIS beheading videos
>shit my pants

>3:00 AM
>Xbox (2001) turns itself on
>wake up to this

youtube.com/watch?v=wIbI6I5adWQ

>finish a fap
>this happens a few minutes later

>earning a master's
>neetbux
Please don't use words you don't know the meaning to.

lmfao i always wondered why that happened. scared the shit out of me.

...

I could see why if he was worried if one of the children of his friends came into his house and saw it, wanting to play. I can tell you this, every time I let a kid use something of mine video game related, it would always end up with something ending up missing or saved data being wiped. It's happened with my friends when we were kids and nothing has ever changed, kids will be kids. I'm not having any of that.

Sup Forums???

>turn on PC
>starts but doesn't boot W7, it stays there with a black screen and a ticking underscore
>restart
>same thing
>destroyed because think the fucking computer just died
>restart
>f2 and go into BIOS
>discard changes and exit
>it finally boots W7

what the fuck happened

>Exit game
>Some giant fucking dialogue box about some fatal error with multiple lines of random numbers and letters pops up

Yeah fuck leaving out childrens toys on display, i have my collection of buttplugs and dildos under my tv in living room .

>exit game
>it crashes and hangs in full screen mode, stopping you from using the task manager to terminate it
>have to use the command prompt without being able to actually see what I'm typing

I just use towels these days.

>turn off PC
>go to bed
>PC turns on
>get up turn it off
>PC turns on five minutes later
>get up turn it off
>PC turns on
>Get up turn it off
>PC turns on
>get up turn it off

It will learn who the fuck is in charge and that off means off.

I'm lost. How does coconut oil even do that

>fapping with an uncovered webcam facing you

My computer turns itself on whenever I put it in hibernate/sleep these days, I used to only sleep my PC. Now I have to turn it off each nice and reopen everything the next day, annoying. I tried figuring out what the issue was, but it could be so many different things I figured that it wasn't worth my time sorting out.

They datamining your hentai and preparing an arrest

PS4 doesn't have a switch at the back, nor does it have a standby light, thankfully. The mic light for my PC gives me more trouble...

Wow, I'm not even a phone poster and will wrote "night" as "nice". Not sure how that happened.

Prove it faggot

Fuck me. That and the PS2 start up sounds were awful.

>wake up
>go to work at my shitty fast food job
>work with co-workers I hate, some of them even going so far as to insult me
>just take it because it's the only place that'll give me a job after so long of searching
>go home, feet swollen from long shifts, tired as hell
>give my mom money every month for letting me stay with her
>shut myself in my room whenever I'm not at work
>never want to come out
>no motivation to become something more in life, too depressed
>just force myself to keep working because I tell myself I have to
>don't hate anyone but myself for me being this way

I really should kill myself at this point. This is better than being a NEET, but I still feel as worthless as I ever did.

>tfw will never amount of anything and will probably be alone for the rest of my life

Not sure why I'm having prove shit to anons on Sup Forums, maybe it's because I fucking hate phone posters.

How old are you user?
I can't recommend action without an age basis.

20.

/x/

>late at night in the new house i moved into.
>set some stuff up, including the wife's wiiu.
>here it turn on, but don't realize its the wiiu.
>wtf.
>get up, check it out.
>wiiu is on and just displaying an ad for a Nintendo game.

i was really confused by this one.

We are more or less in the same situation, I'm turning 20 later this year. I'm handing in my notice in a week or so, then sometime in Feb I'm going to go travel Europe. I finished my first year of uni last year and really wasn't feeling it, working in all my spare time didn't make me feel any better either. This year I'm taking a couple of months to go have fun in Europe and figure out what the fuck I actually want to do with my life, it's clear that whatever I'm doing right now isn't working, I feel like anything is better than feeling useless, so I'm trying to switch things up, if it doesn't work out, this life style isn't going to be so hard to return to if I can't figure out what else I want to do.

Just change something in your life, that's a start.

I haven't had this job very long, I need it. Need to save up for a vehicle. After that, I don't know. It took me so long to find a job, I'm not sure if I really want to lose it. At the same time, I don't know what to do while keeping it either.

>4:44 PM
>turn on TV
>it's the japs sending me their dubs and trips again
fuck off tojo, you're not scaring me with your fours

Terrible skin, download Pressure, user.