Sonic Boom creators make an OC version of Chris-chan

>Sonic Boom creators make an OC version of Chris-chan
We've come full circle

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I haven't been keeping up. What happened with the abscess? Did he get institutionalized?

Has chris seen this/responded?

I love how he even wears a polo.

slowpoke.jpg

I kinda want to finger his blooming love tunnel at least once

Sorry my life doesn't revolve around some mentally ill tranny or a Sonic cartoon

on a scale from 1 to "prefixes everything he doesn't like with nu-", how new are you?

I don't have a slowpoke slow enough.jpg

>makes a thread about it

>implying I'm OP

They look better blue

You must live a dull life

>new
This only aired like a month ago

post it

but during the stone age...

Yes, tldr "he's an aardvark, I'm a human. We are nothing alike!"

>aside from these 4 unique characteristics I have/had I don't see any resemblance at all
>also I'm not mental or crazy
The lack of self awareness is astounding

>that hard turn to a Misery parody
well fuck that got dark fast

>d
Welcome to the mentally ill user, they are NEVER self aware.

Nope. The Bubsy 3D guy is self aware.

It's one of the trademarks of autism user.

Oh boy, I have to know what's the deal with the Bubsy 3D guy, I never heard of the situation.

This has nothing to do with Chris Chan though. That entire episode parodies the movie misery. Holy shit autists.

>What happened with the abscess? Did he get institutionalized?
No news on his "blossoming vulva" that I've heard.
and the charges for macing the guy were dropped apparently but he's still banned from the store.

His mother has a ton of medical bills piling up so he's putting in overtime on his etsy shop

Then you're on the wrong Austrian cave diving image board my friend

You're just now hearing about this?
You've should have been here around thanksgiving. There was a billions threads about it.

>thanksgiving
>Episode aired in december

orange

soda

Forgot his name: Ulillillia

But how am I going to remember how to spell that anyway? I can't even read it.

He's a wacko with horrendous OCD.
>he hates meat and only eats cheese pizza and hamburger helper without the meat
>he spends hours and hours "degreasing" cheese pizza by pressing paper towels on it to the point where it's hardly recognizable
>he only sits on the floor
>he wraps his keyboard in dryer anti-static sheets
>Bubsy 3D is somehow his favorite game
There's a bunch of youtube videos that he's shot though.

Look up some videos of him "degreasing" pizza to see the real Ullllllllllia

>This has nothing to do with Chris Chan though
>fat guy with the same glasses and haircut as Chris
>mentions blue arms
>ORANGE SODA

Oh fuck off. It might do that too but the blue arms shit is so blatant I'm honestly surprised they got away with potentially exposing shitloads of kids to the biggest degenerate of our generation.

ulillillia.us/aboutme/majorfears.shtml

Jesus christ

it really makes you thankful you weren't born like him or Chris

I wish I was, then I could get autism bucks, and live a care free life playing Bubsy 3D, and degreasing pizza.
Not Chris though, that would be hell on earth.

wow this show is pretty good too bad autism had to add stigma to sonic

I'm saying it now, Chris is fucking fake. He's been faking it for years you dumb fucks holy shit.

Yeah it's pretty funny actually

You underestimate retardness of people.

If I was a kid I'd probably be all over it

Why would someone do this to themselves?
Shit their pants, shove their medallion up their ass, force their weird fetishes and fantasies onto others, subject themselves to years of torment, alienate family members, assault people. WHY?

The weirdest thing on that list is that he loves Bubsy 3D, really. Degreasing pizza isn't bad, but I have to admit that I haven't observed the extent to which he does it.

It's hit and miss, but when it hits it's pretty enjoyable

Rollin' and trollin'!

He really did all those things? Where I can read about it?

Where are his spikes on hands?

Knux must've forgot to draw them

>He really did all those things? Where I can read about it?
Oh you poor, poor, bastard. You're about to embark on a wondrous journey showcasing the worst Sup Forums has to offer.

Back when trolling meant "turning someone's life into our own personal tv show"

The CWCki is down for some reason but it's the best source on all this

encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-chan
youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

Autism is pretty easy to fake user, it's how I get my autism bucks and live a comfy life playing vidya and eating pic related.

Fucking newfags don't even know about Chris Chan

How much do you get? Can you still go to school or would that affect your eligibility?

...a-asking for a friend

youtube.com/watch?v=UPFUpdEAqh8

HE DESPERATELY NEEDS MONEY PLEASEHELP

This is a very interesting read. Why does he hate Tails, though?

I wouldn't say this is the worst. Chris isn't a fucking pedophile like Nick Bates or that fart fetishist guy. I think his name was animated james?

seriously how nu do you have to be to not know about chris

I'm not a pedophile.

Didn't Sonic end up wearing a Tails hat or something so he ended up looking like that sonichu abortion?

About $870ish, but it varies from state to state. Probably going to end up losing $100-150 of that now that a republican is coming into power.
No clue about school, I was already out of high school with no financial hope of a decent college when I got into this shit.

>I wouldn't say this is the worst
You didn't follow it then. The torment people put him through was insane.

Like that 13 year old kid who pretended to be a girl and "seduced" him, hijacked his playstation accounts, and blackmailed him for weeks, including forcing him to shove his medallion up his ass while on a ventrillo server with him.

People did sadistic shit to him. Forced him to dance like a puppet in front of his camera. Broke his spirit until they got bored with him

Ooooh, you mean in terms of the trolls. I thought you meant Chris is the most fucked up person on the internet.

Take it back. Now.

Oh no, not by a long shot.

The trolls however:
youtube.com/watch?v=Aq9Lepe1xjs

At one point you can even hear some of them telling him to back off

...

Post the police report

>870 a month

lol I make more than that in a work week, fag. .

I mean that's kind of fucked up but I think that's pretty funny actually.

He was finally convinced to go see a doctor by Anna.

>I am not mental or crazy like that at all

youtube.com/watch?v=T-j2iTY5qpE

Yea, but that's just it man. You had to go out and work.
I haven't left my house in three weeks Just been sitting here playing games and eating frozen pizzas.

DON'T

Old news newfaggot

>How does it feel Chris, to destroy something you worked so hard on. Tell me. TELL ME.
>While you're at it I want you to cut your own hand
>While you shove all the pieces up there I want you to shout "Zap to the extreme!"

I wonder what this kid is up to now

Degreasing pizza and other foods is actually pretty effective and a good way to reduce unnecessary calories.

Of course, the best thing to do is to just not eat shit food in the first place, but still.

Shit this show has some pretty good bantz.

He was in special ed classes for years, but he's at Uni now. Apparently he's basically an archetypical fedorafag and speaks in borderline ye olde English.

Fun fact; Clyde Cash/Vivian Gee basically backed off from Chris because he realized how much trouble he could get in when it was pointed out to him that he put up a 13 year old boy into having cybersex with a mentally ill manchild.

This is insane.

That doesn't surprise me at all. I'd stay the fuck away from that sadistic bastard too after that whole ordeal

This will surprise you but you can parody more than one thing.

In fact that's the idea. That if Chris met Sonic he likely would go Misery

>neo/v/ only now finding out about Uli
I feel like an old, old man.

Has an account on KF, acts like edgelord

...

Context behind this immense feat of rage and strength?

>NO LAUGHING

is the CWCki down for anyone else? god damn it

>multispeeds penis

i have some legit mental health issues i can't afford to get diagnosed, how would i go about getting the equivalent of autismbux for that

That sounds like a nightmare. I lived the neet life for about 12 months back in 2013 and I can honestly say I'd rather kill myself than go back.

How fucking slow are you kid?

It better come back. I've already lost the WINNERwiki, can't have this go too.

nah it was just fucking up. it works now. They're on a shoestring budget.

youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ
Her name is Christine Chandler you intolerant fuck!

I wanna be completely serious for a second: When Barb inevitably dies in the next few years, what will happen to Chris? Will it all end when she's gone, or what?

His lack of self awareness is painful

Living in a dumpster, where he belongs.

She really should've done a better job at raising her son.