Why doesn't Sup Forums follow the same rules?

Why doesn't Sup Forums follow the same rules?

Phoneposting

Kamiya replies to EVERY shitposter.
Sup Forums does follow the same rules.

>get banned forever
>evade ban

Because then only non-proxy IPs in Madagascar wouldn't be banned.

>tfw you can't make threads because you're australian

This basically

Sup Forums needs to start moving to hardware-based bans

What if everyone had the ability to delete any post?

What if we could downvote and upvote to separate shitty posts from good posts? And then we could organize the posts by score so the good posts are on top.

This
We should get things implanted in our brains so that when we shitpost or break laws we get shut down, a signal is sent out and people come to collect us and ensure we're cared for in our vegetable state until we've served our punishment.

well then you'd be banned forever

Maybe we shitpost because our brains are already shut down.

Hey yeah. And we can also do the idea lots of people want for having IDs and attach those scores to the ids.

Because then you wouldn't be able to post.

how do I block myself though?

>and people come to collect us and ensure we're cared for in our vegetable state
Or how about they don't? I think that would be more effective.

Kill yourself

you would then have no traffic on Sup Forums and it would get removed as a board.

What is this, fucking neogaf? Kill yourself OP you fucking fag

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All those factors are legit problems but they can be traced back to the cause: the massive influx of traffic

Hey mods can you ban me for a week

Because there would be no one left on Sup Forums

Why?

Is this even possible? Phoneposting is certainly the largest and most damaging cancer here.

We can't tell if somebody is shitposting or being sincere.