If you were dropped into Super Mario Sunshine with nothing but the clothes on your back, and FLUDD...

If you were dropped into Super Mario Sunshine with nothing but the clothes on your back, and FLUDD, how far do you think you could get?

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Realistically nowhere since I weigh more than Mario and can't supplement FLUDD with my weak ass verticals.

Assuming I can jump like Mario, probably to the sand bird.

I'd end up cracking my spine by hovering into a wall

The first no-flood stage. Without I I'm fucked. Can't jump that far.

This thread is shit, OP.

>wouldn't get arrested because don't look like Mario
>get to enjoy my vacation since no community service
>Bowser enjoys his vacation and I pound the princess bow-legged in my hotel room

I wouldn't have to get far, I'd just relax at Gelato Beach yenahmsayin

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>buy a bunch of exotic Delfino foods
>feed her hundreds of cakes until she inflates and farts uncontrollably

Sunshine is the only mainline mario I haven't beaten, something about it just doesn't feel right

>Mario Controls worse than 64 in the secret stages
>Hover Nozzel completely breaks the game and makes it so you have to do almost none of the platforming
>BLUE COINS

>implying I wouldn't enjoy my delfino island vacation instead of fulfilling a death wish

But if you want to get to any places outside of Delfino Plaza (which is pretty dark due to the absence of the Shine Sprites) you'd have to recover a bunch of Shine Sprites.

I'd just kickback and relax desu

shit.

>sand bird

Thanks for the PTSD

>Buy fish at the harbor's fish market
>Get a tan at the island's many beaches
>Enjoy a margherita cocktail as the sun sets at hotel delfino's beach
>Go culture browsing at Noki bay
>Enjoy the view and nature of bianco hills
>Waste money like no tomorrow while drunk as hell at hotel delfino's casino
>Go scuba diving at the reefs of Gelato beach

There's no better vacation destination than Delfino Island, try and prove me wrong.

Protip: You can't

what the fuck is culture browsing

I dunno, the locals are pretty fucking racist I've been told.

I'd rape peach

>implying we want bright tropical sun to roast our Sup Forumsirgin skin

Even with the hover, some things are really hard. FUCK THE PLINKO. Goddamn, it's a combination of a lot of things including shit camera and glitchy collision.

FLUDD wouldn't be able to lift anyone on Sup Forums.

>Make it to Corona mountain
>Manage to make it the clouds
>Die from heat exhaustion

I see you're relaxing there, user. It would be a shame if I came over there....

Sup Forums is mostly hungry skellingtons

i'd fucking beat it because i've played the game a bunch and it's easy to farm one-ups

actually fuck it i'd take peach (before she gets abducted) and take her into one of the belltowers for a few days

>talk to Bowser Jr.
>ask him if Bowser is hiring
>haven't had a "real" job in the last 2 years
>would enjoy my work and be close to the man I love

>attempt to hover
>spin violently, breaking neck
didn't even beat the FLUDD tutorial

Technically, we wouldn't be subject to invisible walls, so we could take regular transportation instead of needing hundreds of shines to get anywhere.

>Try to small talk with a local
I'M A CHUCKSTER!
>Break all my bones
>Spend the rest of my vacation at the hospital
Thanks, Obama