I don't know why but this pairing fascinates me, which it never used to

I don't know why but this pairing fascinates me, which it never used to.

I wonder if Peach watches REPTILED porn whenever she has to go back to Mario?

it's funny cuz Rape

Bowser now looks like a legit pimp. Fly as fuk.

lol yeah

Maybe it's because you're a teenager and don't realize how much of a cuck you are. Childhood is thinking Mario is cucked by Bowser, adulthood is realizing Bowser is actually the ultimate cuck.

The cute.

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I always pictured Bowser as being misunderstood much like he is in the RPG spinoffs, and if Peach managed to understand that they'd get hitched. Mario can just go back to Pauline even though she's most likely a stripper.

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2 new cucks in cuckland coming right up

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Make that 3

That's a strange delusion, Peach understands Bowser perfectly. He's not a misguided jerk with a good heart. It's not Beauty and the Beast. He's a just monster. And not because of his appearance or race or whatever, but because he's a fundamentally bad person on nearly every level. And that's part of his charm, he's an unapologetic selfish, rude, wrathful, angry, coveting, insensitive, anti-intellectual, disgusting, disloyal, heartless monster, and he loves these qualities about himself. He's something that a Peach could never love, let alone tolerate, and he'll never change. Along with his tendency to be a petty, heartbroken, sniveling child, that's why he's such a great and enduring character. Play Paper Mario on the N64, it's a great game and it showcases this well.

The similarities between Donald Trump and Bowser are truly stunning

are you implying the koopalings are mario's kids?

>this happens way too often for this to not be planned
>peach probably intentionally slips out so she can be caught again
>bowser never actually harms a hair on her head
>they both just like playing the roles and probably like each other
>mario and the toads probably know nothing about it because they're so naive

Go back to tumblr.

not that user but a lot of those would actually describe trump. In fact, people voted for him for some of those descriptions.

Every time Mario defeats Bowser, before tossing him in lava or whatever, he pins Bowser down and rapes him. Mario's unaware that koopas are hermaphrodites, so he doesn't know that he's actually impregnating the clutch of eggs deep within the cloaca his koopa 4-incher slips out of. Bowser likes the feeling of being dominated by Mario and his 1 inch Italian cock so he lies back, pretends to hate it, and lets it happen. Why do you think he kidnaps the princess? Because he likes her? No, does it to lure in Mario. To recieve his much deserved "punishment" like the slut he is. Then he sits back and pleasures his microdick to the thought of Peach giving Mario his "reward". Bowser hides the fact that he is a mother, not a father, out of shame and embarrassment.

Go talk about that with your friends on tumblr, Pablo.

>you will never be an enormous turtle dragon monster who kidnaps and rapes anyone he wants and gets away with it every time while being /fa/ as fuck

why even live

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

where the fuck does he get his suits cause d@mn

>reply with info
>get buzzwords in response

it's gonna be one of those talks, isn't it

>selfish
No
>rude
Yes, very
>wrathful
Yes, very
>angry
Not more than the average human
>coveting
No
>insensitive
Yes
>anti-intellectual
No
>disgusting
No
>disloyal
He's fiercely loyal
>heartless
No

You got 3/10 traits, but at least you managed to fit in some twitter tier nevertrump shit where it doesn't belong.
No go back to Sup Forums or tumblr or whatever shithole you crawled out of please.

I like Bowser.

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>That's a strange delusion, Peach understands Bowser perfectly. He's not a misguided jerk with a good heart. It's not Beauty and the Beast. He's a just monster. And not because of his appearance or race or whatever, but because he's a fundamentally bad person on nearly every level. And that's part of his charm, he's an unapologetic selfish, rude, wrathful, angry, coveting, insensitive, anti-intellectual, disgusting, disloyal, heartless monster, and he loves these qualities about himself. He's something that a Peach could never love, let alone tolerate, and he'll never change. Along with his tendency to be a petty, heartbroken, sniveling child, that's why he's such a great and enduring character. Play Paper Mario on the N64, it's a great game and it showcases this well.

Fuckin saved. Gonna use in Donald Trump thread

>keep pushing retarded off-topic bullshit that was brought up out of the blue
>get told to fuck off

No, just fuck off instead.

>one reply to dumb buzzwords = keep pushing a topic

Bowser does have his moments though. In Super Paper Mario he was willing to sacrifice himself while Peach looked back at him for a few moments in pure shock. I also catch a vibe of his less cold hearted nature at the end of Mario Sunshine for whatever reason.

SHINEI MARIO

If you're that worried about it, you could take your own advice, or derail this thread even further I don't really care.

Maybe because it will never happen.