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i wish i had 2 billion.

id develop a chemical weapon that targets shitskins only.

He was destroyed!

That's not real, right? That isn't real... That shouldn't be real...

That couldn't possibly exist in a self-contained Darwinism based universe.

these aren't even jokes wtf

Knock knock! Why did the chicken cross the road? He was destroyed!

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You should write a book.

There's 51 pages before this that aren't minecraft jokes right?

>He was super destroyed!

oh fuck I'm dying

No user.
You're being DESTROYED!

Doctor, doctor! My tummy is aching!
He was destroyed!

This must be what Jack Torrance sent to his publisher right before he grabbed that axe.

how is this not a meme

shouldn't you be in bed young man?

If the other page was just a build-up to this SUPER destroyed joke, it was worth it.

I take it they can't use the words died, killed, or blown up.

Or they're just lazy.

No, all 170 pages are minecraft.

>Destboyed

They're like the next generation of Christmas Crackers that the whole family of minecrafters will love

>did you hear a skeleton?
>he respawned
Spooky

Did you hear about the minecraft player who saw a baby creeper?
He was a little destroyed!

People tried to make it a meme,

but they were destroyed!

>first joke
Is there even a witch in minecraft? I don't remember any

No, and there's another 120 pages left.

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One of the many reviews literally read: "I read this book and it gave me autism."

Anyone who tries to make this a meme deserves to be destroyed

Did you hear about the minecraft player who makes youtube videos?
He was destroyed!

This book was made by a bunch of children under the age of 10 and published through Amazon by their parents

losing one's shit over this is more autistic than the jokes within

The one that fucked the little girl that watched his videos?

Also nice post number.

>It's time to kick gum and chew ass
>And I'm all outta gum
-Dick Kickem

You're a big creeper

>losing one's shit over this is more autistic than the jokes within
What jokes within?

>This book was made by a bunch of children under the age of 10 and published through Amazon by their parents
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Yeah, no.

for destroyed.

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who the hell are these for? they aren't even jokes

the super creeper one got me though

>She had a brush with death

Into the Dad joke database it goes.

>the 5 star one about being a stand up comedian

>Did you hear about the player who is out of this world?
>He fell into a void!

WHY NOT "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE PLAYER WHO FELL INTO THE VOID? HE'S OUT OF THIS WORLD!"???

GOD THESE FUCKING JOKES MAKE ME ANGRY

>About the Author
>Michele C. Hollow is an award-winning writer who learned about Minecraft from her son, Jordon.
>She blogs at Pet News and Views and is the author of several children’s books.
>She has absolutely no sense of humor.
Well done Amazon. You have left me with nothing to add.

at least they're honest

>Sup Forums was destroyed!

If you can't appreciate the subtle and layered flavor of comedy demonstrated by an unmistakable master here, the comedy is just too high level for you.

>implying Sup Forums could come up with anything better

It's been in the game at least 4 years now.

this guy did

It's called compliment baiting.

I read this book and it got destroyed!

>mfw

They could have just said "She's a woman".

Aw shit. When it mentioned her son, who loves to play minecraft and eat mac n cheese and pies, I thought it was talking about an 8 year old boy. No, he's a high school student. He's one of you, isn't he?

The worst part about this is not just that this is real, but the related recommendations are showing me more Minecraft joke books. And at least another one written by the same author.

>award-winning writer
Participation awards from autism school don't count

no no no, you niggers dont understand
this fucker has over 20 series from roblox and minecraft alone, all abysmal quality that sell like fucking hotcakes
such awesome titles as "diary of a farting creeper" or "diary of a roblox noob"

Does anyone have the other Minecraft joke book with the joke about the bed?

I could mix a bag of letter pasta with a horse-grade laxative, eat it all in one go, point my ass at the wall and projectile-shit better jokes than the ones contained in this book.

It's nearly 5 stars, how can it be bad user?

I know someone who purchased Diary of a Farting/Gassy Pikachu

they got destroyed

That's okay though. The meteors will eventually win.

I swear the fucking god, if there are just a bunch of lines about it destroying itself....

Did you hear about the man who smelled the creepers farts?

He was destroyed!

And this is why you will never have 2 billions, because you would need a biological weapon for that not chemical.

Why are there so many fucking farting books for kids. "Wimpy Farts" encourages you to email him about your loud farts.

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Top 5 star review by a verified purchaser.

I'm not sure what I did in a past life to deserve a book like this but I can only assume that I saved a bus full of orphans or something. Chuck Tingle's "Pounded in the butt by my book pounded in the butt by my butt" (say that three times fast) is a tour de force, a whirlwind of emotion and gay sex that will leave you wanting more. Thank you, Mr. Tingle. You are doing God's work

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Chuck tingle is fucking hilarious though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle

Just look at his list of published books, i honestly want to know what they contain

amazon.com/Turned-Existential-Actually-Character-Tingle-ebook/dp/B01BA8IYKI

Think of it as the literary equivalent of shovelware. "The kids these days are into the [insert thing here], and farting is the pinnacle of humor to stupid 10 year olds, so how about we combine them" ad infinitum.

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These don't strike me as any worse than the jokes on Bazooka Joe gum or Popsicle sticks.

Post the Trump one.

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>Tingle began his career by writing dinosaur erotica and expanded to stories based on unicorns, Bigfeet, and various anthropomorphized objects and even concepts
Oh so these things are all made by the same guy

God damn, I spent over a year writing a 130 page 25k word fantasy novel. Wrote it, rewrote it, had it proofread, now editing it before publishing it.

These fuckers are writing 40 page novels about getting fucked in the butt by books and farting creepers... What the fuck am I wasting my life on.

daym i gonna start writing e books

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle
MY FUCKING SIDES

Guys I have a good video game joke for you.

You ready?

What did Sonic say on his way to the hunger strike?

Gotta go fast!

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Topkek

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You are now aware that all of civilization exists to oppose darwinism as he wrote it.

I approve.

And then he dot destroyed

heh

You didn't get into writing just to make money, did you?

>She
that explain it all

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle
I am fucking dying

>He was super destroyed!

Man don't start with that shit. I'm just trying to write a story not get into a discussion about that shit, I'm tired of every faggot and their mother jumping on the money argument the second I so much as write a fucking sentence. You're not saying anything a million other people haven't said before you, try being original.

stop

it's not suppose to be funny

Will you write a sequel where your protagonist gets fucked in the ass by the money you made off the sale of your book?

>so ironic you save a low res picture
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

There's no protagonist, there's just an Antagonist.

Protagonist, antagonist, futa-money does not care

>Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"
Im fucking crying holy shit

>mfw reading that

Fuck that made me choke on my sandwich

Its a three-part, I have two more in the works.

But seeing this thread... I might just shard it and write a story where the story gets pounded in the butt by the original version of the story.