Buy Battleborn

Buy Battleborn

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Ok

No fuck you

Buy it
NOW

You didnt say please

Give me it for free

I'll buy it

I SAID BUY IT

>you will never have a family like this one

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You didn't say the magic word.

THERE IS PORN GUYS BYU IT PLS

BIGOT

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Fuck off Randy

I'll take a copy, but it'll cost you.

Fuck off Randy

But what happens if i don't buy it?

FUCK
OFF
RANDY

Somebody JUST him, I think he'll look great with that haircut.

Your dog will die

He'll block you on twitter

I can't imagine the suffering that kid must be through at school

>"My dad's a games developer"
>"Oh cool who is he?"
>"R..randy B-b-bitchford..."

Nah mobas are shit

At least Randy make Borderlands which is popular with normies

>yfw you're not randy pitchford

0-5 i don't buy blunderborn
6-9 i buy blunderborn
dubs buy two copies
trips buy three copies

I'm so sorry

Time to celebrate! Battleborn made its first sale this month

Deliver bitch

Fuck off Randy

>Sup Forums is making free marketing for this retard
nice one guys

Fuck off randy, with your cheeseburger gut.

Battleborn has been a huge joke ever since it came out and it's STILL dead. No one is buying this shit except this user

D E L I V E R
do it F A G G O T

BOOHOO

>Having a fat wife and a fedora child
with this and the recent twitter stuff my hate for Randy has turned to pity

>screw over Sega
>get screwed worse later on

LOL

Battleborn or Graymane?

T H I C C

Greybeard

Not like it's going to cost him much.

No thank you

>buy battle stillborn
>it haz stronk female characters!

Heh

You can't just adapt Toddposting for other people like that. It doesn't work

I do love me some good story time, get your bard pants and spit it out.

>it haz stronk female characters!
Badass. Badass female characters.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

Remember to buy Skyrim™ Special Edition on Xbox One, PC and PS4; also coming soon to Switch!

Badass? more like wrongass.

So is Randy posting a thing now?

>make millions by stealing other people's intellectual properties after sabotaging their careers
>wife is fat
>son is an aspie
youtube.com/watch?v=3UMcnn40QQc

Sega gave them money to make Aliens CM, they outsourced development to other studios(specifically Timegate) and allegedly poured an undisclosed amount of the money into Memelands 2.

Don't forget they also somehow weaseled out of all actual responsibility for CM being as shit as it was and siphoning funds away from the project.
Is it true that the failure of CM is why Sega got such cold feet on future localizations, such as for Yakuza?

Absolutely disgusting, Battleflop's demise is even funnier now.

reddit.com/r/BattleBornRule34/
hey guys check out this battleborn porn I've been informed about.
Wow, I don't know how to feel about this.

I like how you can tell it's randy by the names of all the titles. That nigger needs to learn how to alt. Orendi is the only good battleborn girl btw. too bad her voice is aids

>Be CS intern at Gearbox
>Everyone is beating their head about how shit Blunderborn is
>Get assigned a project
>"Spread R34 Battleborn on reddit"
>mfw

>yfw you actually are randy pitchford

Watch Battleporn

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I still can't get over this.

Literally the pr definition of JUST

I'm still waiting

but you gift it to me Todd

still I haven't even touch it

>pr0n

all of the heroes look like they could be generic enemies in an indie dungeon crawler.

>Still can't sell his game even with sex

Sex doesn't sell when your characters are ugly as fuck

If you don't buy Battleborn, I'll sneak into your house at night and violate your pet. Brutally and anally.

This is actually Randy, isn't it? Trying to Toddposting after the rule 34 strategy didn't work.
Pathetic.

>Overwatch got better porn
>Todd got better meme
>Inafune is bigger con
>No Man Sky is more universally hated

OK name 1 thing this guy is the best at.

I love this new meme

>have just received word

0-5 i don't buy blunderborn
6-9 i buy blunderborn
dubs buy two copies
trips buy three copies

Fuck You Randy

At lease he's the most pathe.. oh wait that's Anthony Burch

Wasn't one of them literally TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM?

the fuck are you doing on my house, get out faggot

0-5 i don't buy blunderborn
6-9 i buy blunderborn
dubs buy two copies
trips buy three copies

Well that was close

0-5 i don't buy blunderborn
6-9 i dont buy blunderborn
dubs i call randy a faggot on twitter
trips i send him my own personal dick pics

0-5 i don't buy blunderborn
6-9 i buy blunderborn and post boipucci
trips buy three copies
quads buy 10 and hand them out

grats

post

NOW
O
W

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Do it faggot

Just secured a copy of battleborn! I recommend you all do too!

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Is Randy worse than Todd?

Worse than Sean?

Why dont you make like a tree and fuck off?

dumb frogposter

Todd please save us from that bully Randy 'Bad Ass' Pitchford.
If you save us from bully I promise to buy your games and dlc.

0 I buy battleflop
1-9 I don't buy battleborn

1-9 I buy battleflop
0 I don't buy battleborn

MAXIMUN ROLL!

N-nani?!

wew I knew I won't have to do it

Grats, user.

Wew

KEK WILLS IT