Why do we like her again?
Why do we like her again?
Brayden Green
Easton Watson
Are we going to be allowed to play as her like in Super Paper Mario or will she be the player's "reward" after beating the game like every other fucking Mario ever?
Evan Jones
>Peach
>ever being playable outside of SMB2USA, Spinoffs or SM3DW
Aaron Garcia
Stop making these threads. No one likes Peach. She's one of the most hated characters around this board.
Carter Torres
Clearly this game's controls and play style makes it unlikely so that no one but mario will be playable. The level design will make it weird unless they can make peach look acceptable while triple jumping and throwing her crown or some shit
Gavin Wright
Because blonde girls with blue eyes are the bane of my dick
Daniel Gutierrez
Look at this fucktard
How new must one be?
Jonathan Bell
Peach was GOAT in Mario RPG, shitter
Nicholas Johnson
I just have a fetish for cute queens/princesses
erotic class struggle? I dunno
Josiah Powell
14/88
Brandon Lee
No one actually likes Princess Peach. They only like shitty glorified fanart of her, which could be said of most female characters posted on this board.
Every Peach thread is the same regurgitated vomit each time. If you can't appreciate her in-game appearances without immediately resorting to borderline porn of her, then you don't actually appreciate her as a character.
Nathan Kelly
DICK
Levi Evans
SUCKING
Brayden Gonzalez
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Leo Russell
You misspelled geno
Ayden Williams
FAG
Michael Nguyen
She's blonde and leaves much to the imagination under those Sunday school 7 year-old dresses. An oversized womanchild fit for oversized manchildren.
Gavin Lee
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Chase Fisher
>mfw drawing a map
Grayson Ramirez
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Landon Thomas
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Asher Sullivan
Because we like being Cucked.
Jackson Williams
>we
Charles Green
Because we like porn and she got a ridiculous amount of porn, for some unknown reasons.
One can understand obvious fapbait like touhou or miku having 1000000 unique images on the internet. But that Mario girl who appear in a platformer? Who'd have thought.
Carson Scott
AwwwwwwwwAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Zachary Walker
>WUZ
Xavier Hill
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Cooper Gonzalez
Her lips look alot better in this game, but at the same time her model still looks low poly.
Camden Brown
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James Foster
We already know that she's a total slut and the mother of Bowser Jr. And probably of the Koopalings, also. Why I would try to rescue her? For what purpose? This game has no sense.
Ayden Lewis
>He doesn't know
Shigeru Miyamoto is Bowser Jr.'s mother, you stupid cuck.
Carter Myers
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Jonathan Robinson
I liked SPP a lot. Wish we'd get a sequel.
Xavier Mitchell
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Tyler Morgan
I wonder
Josiah Hall
Because we all wish we could be her so we could get dominated by Bowser
Joshua Thompson
She was the first princess I ever saved.
Jonathan Reed
I want to be dominated by Peach though
Kevin Jenkins
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James Nguyen
Agreed.
Jordan Evans
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Bentley Cruz
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Andrew Smith
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Zachary Martin
Any similar chart of their hips?