Just started playing this, how do I get under the block? Ducking doesn't work

Just started playing this, how do I get under the block? Ducking doesn't work

Run then duck.

just crawl

Run and duck

don't do this the spoon explodes

yes

What game?

You need to be Little Mario to get through. You have to let an enemy hit you until you are Little Mario.

Try using your head for once

that sounds really dumb, user
why would you want to do that?

it's a bug

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You can't. That's the end of the game.

y cant mario crawl

Really makes you think.

Wait for an enemy to touch you, you will lose the power to use fireballs, but at least you will be able to go through that hole

Try going left, retard

is there a mod to fix this?

The game is all about hilarious misunderstandings and foolish behavior. It's like a sitcom.

This is the tutorial.

Push Z to crouch and crawl under.

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>that kid who told you that the goomba that gets trapped between the columns at the start of 1-2 and starts vibrating eventually explodes.

That kid was my big brother and I believed him.

Are you playing release version OP? They released a fucking broken game, you have to download the patch that lets you through that area.

how do i kill this bitch
shes way too difficult to hit

you stick your benis in her

did you get the season pass? it includes a crouch-move ability

He can't. The blocks are too low to break.

You have too wait the timer out. Next time make sure your mini Mario.

Break the blocks and go over

I wont be surprised if Nintendo starts putting in season passes and nintoddlers defending this shit

>This entire thread
Is this what neo-Sup Forums has become?

impressive

just airblast her rockets

Better question: How the fuck do I get past this cunt? If I try running back, he just gets to me and kills me. Fucking artificial difficulty.

Did you try all the buttons? I think select does something

I did, I jumped, but that doesn't do any good, because the fucking block is in the way.

Just press the up button on the d-pad.

speaking of buttons why the fuck isnt there more than 2 buttons like jesus christ how lazy can you get
theres no shoulder buttons even for fucks sake

Move back a bit like you were, but then jump.

pretty sure they already had season passes for hyrule warriors and mario kart 8

Just shoot it moron.

Vaccinator hard counters her rockets.

These games are borderline unplayable nowadays. You have no idea what you're supposed to do man.

ejaculate in his eyes and he'll run away.

You have to knock him over and fuck him

>Just shoot it moron
Fucking how? There are no guns

How do I make military ships without them breaking every 5 seconds?

guns are in the dlc

then anons just gonna land on it and die

God bless you for trying to get through this game. I couldn't. Dwarf Fortress is my threshold.

I had a bit of fun with it but fuck designing ships

autism

You missed the morph ball you fucking mong

how the fuck do I beat this asshole? boss battles are fucking stupid.