WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
FUCK THYSSS
NOTHING I COULD DO THE GAME FUCKIN SUCKS

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ah haw-haw-haw, wow dude

E-celebs aren't videogames

Here's /ourguy/

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WHAT??? I WAS BLOCKING!!!! OH MY GOD! WHAT A SCRUB!

AAWCK AAWCK AAWCK AAWCK

Reminder

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>not blue

It just gets worse and worse with this fucking guy.

WOW DUDE
THESE BROKEN ASS HITBOXES

huge load

hourly reminder

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>2008
>Videos have millions of views
>2017
>He's lucky to get a thousand views
Wew

>he's still around even though people have been saying his channel is tanking hard for years now

He's not going anywhere. He has more money than he's admitting, and he begged for money last year, so he could get extras for Christmas

/ourguy/

youtube.com/watch?v=YhiplyLz3m8

My favorite thing about this guy is that he sounds like 16

Can we have a Fucking video without woolie and pat for fucks sakes?

This thread is a newfag detector.

Daily reminder.

But Phil is /ourguy/ and you can't do anything about it

DSP or LTG?

You can only choose one.

IT'S A BEGINNER;S TRAP! HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY CAMERA WAS ON!

Partial reason why he won't be going anywhere is because idiots like BrightSideViking keep shoveling him money. Now BSV is ween/a-log who just doesn't want the "trainwreck to stop" but he should realize that ironically giving fat fucks like Phil money and being hardcore parkour about being moderator in his twitch chat are still doing it.

DSP isn't even that funny. CWC is funny.

bump

>monthly Patreon still going up
>back on Twitch
Is "Our Boy" "The Ja/ck/ (a.k.a. the DarksydePhil of cooking) of Video Games" "DarksydePhil"lip Burnell on the up and up?

Reminder that he's trying to jew $2800 out of his patreon for the month.

SO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EXPLOIT A GLITCH IN THE GAME TO GET PAST THIS PART
WOOOOOOOOOW

I have always been aware of DSP, I've always known he was a joke, an asshole, and shit at everything because I saw short clips of his shit posted every now and then, and I've been here for a fucking decade.

But only recently did I actually sit down and watch some TIHYDPs and HOLY FUCK. He's actually the worst human being ever.

I don't even get it. The horrible laughter at his own shitty and always unfunny jokes, the intentional not reading of instructions or listening to dialogue and instruction and insistence on rushing through a game without ever learning it's mechanics, and then calling EVERY FUCKING THING "bad programming", when it's so easy to find people doing the exact same thing with actual skill, it's fucking amazing.

It's art.

based phil

>chad warden
>chad daddy
>c wizzy
>cancer
Nigga get the fuck out

For now? No, because there's literally no one else working on the channel other than Pat and Woolie at the moment.
Matt is back for RE7 next week, but he's also doing some gay writing shit, so he won't be around much after.

top kek

Fuck Dark Souls 2 desu

DSP got through 2/3rds of Jak and Daxter without ever trying to hit the circle button once. Somehow, he managed to fudge every jump that required a spin, or repeated every segment that took place on narrow walkways until he managed to beat it while lunging forward like a lunatic instead of doing the more controlled spin-in-place move. He only finally touched circle after his chat told him to do so in the last stretch of the game, and even after he learned about it he still favored using the lunge on narrow walkways and then couldn't figure out why he kept flying off again and again.

When companies say they want to dumb shit down for the casual customer, DSP is what they mean. A man with so little intuition that he doesn't ever think to try pressing one of the four fucking face buttons to maybe see if it does something useful. This is who games are being catered towards nowadays, why you get popups on screen throughout the entire game constantly reminding you that circle is reload.

go to bed sons of kojima. you guys are bigger lolcows

thank you so much for this

Yeah I thought these were pretty good. Here's part 1

Don't ever disrespect Chad Daddy putting him next to those fags

You miss admiral fartgas? Well you will have him soon enough, I hope you enjoy his absolute genius comedy jokes and interesting antidotes.

You mean the only two people that haven't quit?

Sorry bro, channels dead in the water. Even without Simpsonsjokes McConstantlytryingtofinisheveryone'sfuckingsentancesjesuschrist, the audience will get bored of Pat and Woolie, and the two of them must already be pulling three times the work keeping up with the channels release schedule by themselves.

>F

I thought he was fatter

why hasnt anyone stolen his gf just for kicks?

No we can not.

>liking barney faggots
kys homongoloid

They hired their Asian friend Billy as an editor. So they don't have to worry about that anymore, they just play games and make sure their audio is okay.

This is the best one

>C-Wizzy
>JonTron
>DSP
>cancer
wew lad, going all out

This actually happened to me too.
Woooooooooooooow

>Jontron
>Cancer

Go back to whining on twitter about someone doing an interview with a site you don't like, PeanutButterGamer.

Chicky Chan! Hyeh hyeh hyeh!

How is this thread still up?

It's blatant DSP advertising

*snort*

Based DSP owned dark souls, and all the jelly haters are mad he didn't suck. lel

>McConstantlytryingtofinisheveryone'sfuckingsentancesjesuschrist

you have no idea how much this bothers me

is DSP the Jack of videogames?

unless you can get matt to come back and liam to not constantly bitch about having anxiety attacks because woolie is a big fat black momba and patt is a horrifying tiny ginger louis ck man...or you know, tell them to not get lives..we all must suffer the wrath of the lier and the tiny man

He's also got the Ja/ck/ in him
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Also watch how he disposes of cooking oil (14:01)
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>175 deaths
>3rd playthrough
>He doesn't suck

Sure buddy

>he cut the steak without resting it
>overcooked
>juices everywhere

what does he blame for the steak's texture being like a leather boot?

i can't wait for pizza pasta force stories!

Would you?

Yep, keep posting.

>Sorry bro, channels dead in the water. Even without Simpsonsjokes McConstantlytryingtofinisheveryone'sfuckingsentancesjesuschrist, the audience will get bored of Pat and Woolie

what

the channel is good for the first time in 4 years, I can watch/listen to like 75% of the content. I was at like 25% when McFartgas and the obnoxious twerp were still on the channel

plus pat and paige are funny as shit

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-others me AHhahahaha!

does she got a latina booty?

I don't know, call me a cynic but I don't have that kind of faith in the youtube audience. Where Minecraft LPers are hailed as kings. Without the usual variety of switching personalities or having everyone at once.

I completely agree though. This is the first time I think I'm watching every playthrough in a while. Also Pat and Paige are adorable holy shit.

Yes, I want those lips around my dick.