Ribbon Girl is made for ________.
Ribbon Girl is made for ________
ryona
mediocre games that should have come with the console on launch.
ARMS on the Nintendo Switch
Does she have a duck's reproductive system for Spring Man's spring loaded junk?
Stretchy fisticuffs
My nigga
Ribbon pubes.
wiimote shovelware
Raping
Damn she's got a nice ass tbqhwyf
It's a full fledged fighting game. It just had to be revealed after 1, 2 Switch. I pity the devs.
being flavor of the month girl #870
it's only a month late
we already have bomberman and zelda at launch. how many consoles do you know that launched with 3+ big games?
marketing a game that looks like it's $15 on Early Access, but is actually $50 and not even a launch title
>i can tell the value of a game from its demo version
Gamecube
>Melee
>Rogue Squadron II
>Luigi's Mansion
a whopping one console that ended up having a bunch of niche games and long droughts
I'm not saying quality, I'm just looking at it through general play-time and bang for your buck
It's clearly an arena game that is trying to cash in on games like Rocket League by having small, focused, skill-based gameplay
But you don't see Rocket League asking for $50 MSRP, why? Because the content isn't there! It's an uncompetitively high price
And even the RL comparison is a bit much, it's motion-controlled so can you REALLY see people marathoning it for hours? No, they'll get tired
The ONLY reason they can charge so much for it is because it's 1st party Nintendo on a system that has jack shit else to play
Motion controls are optional.
>that has jack shit else to play
that's never been relevant, they always charge high prices for their games no matter what else is on the console
I want to _____ Spring man!
team up with (for the purpose of beating up Ribbon Girl)
pull his stupid hair
rebounding on
I liked the yellow character in the trailer.
This is why first party devs don't make these games anymore, especially not fighting games. It's not that much cheaper to make than a cinematic experience or open world game but the consumer has now become picky as to what costs 50 or 60 in a world of mobile shit and steam shovelware. And that's why AAAs do cinematic stuff.
Post some good ryona.
I want to get into this.
I want to clean my teeth with his hair.
what's ryona
no that's fucked up man
Tangle his arms like old landline cords
I love this hentai for the vomit chapter,
This one is shit, though.
porn of girls getting beat up
To be frank I really hope my dick doesn't turn like her arms when I stick it in her vagina
>we already have bomberman and zelda
how the fuck is this "3+ big games at launch"? its only one, bomberman is going to be the exact same game thats been ported to every other console, this has been the routine for years and it wont just change until they prove me wrong because i have every reason to believe this will just be another rerelease on the same exactly map design reskinned like every other time. if you are hype for this shit you are a fool
Nobody's asking anybody to make a game that's cinematic or open-world to capture consumer's wallets; there's always options to expand content and value within a game
or you could alternatively just charge a lower price for it and have more players who charge less money, if the game's good then those people will attract their friends to the title, who will attract their own friends, etc.
It's not like this isn't done already, MOBAs are the hottest games on the planet right now and are literally free, with exceptions to that being priced low still
they attract the consumer by having fun, repetitive gameplay at a low barrier to entry cost
which is a route ARMS will not take because Nintendo has decided to take the Activision approach back when it was still viable and never release anything less than $50 ever
Wtf
Thank you, user!
Nobody's asking for it but it's the only thing consoles have over its F2P, mobile, and handheld competitors. This issue is doubled in Japan. It's why Nintendo has went the way of the gimmicks instead of becoming another black box. These days the AAA developers and heads of the industry feel that gameplay alone won't do it on its own when someone can massively undercut you by making a similar game F2P or on a more accessible platform. So they either use their massive teams to make something look and sound like its budget or they do something padded and hard for indie devs to replicate, like open world. Or both. I'm giving Nintendo slack for once, despite a ton of other shit practices, because they're one of the only big names still making games that feel like games ("Arcade") with good production value. Despite its cartoony style it probably wasn't cheap to make and the platform it's being released on doesn't support the F2P model (and that's a whole other discussion).
Of course that's a fetish.
Can I have some upskirt shots plz
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I don't like this. Give her her ribbons back.
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r34
Where's the screenshots from the gameplay sessions
This will be a whole new level of fisting
>he doesn't like amputee porn
haven't been on Sup Forums very long huh
Don't have a screenshot but there's plenty of upskirts and damage moans here:
youtu.be
No I've... been here for nearly 10 years. It just doesn't feel right because she was designed with the ribbon arms in mind.
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This game has the potential to be great but it needs more characters because at the moment it's more bare bones than Launch Day Splatoon
they said there will be more
Launch day Splatoon didn't even have a way to team with your friends. It also had five maps. It was pretty barren in terms of features and modes.
The ARMS build at the Switch event was just a demo. In that same Treehouse video, they say that this demo only has five characters and stages, implying more are on the way. Never judge a game by its demo, user. After all, Splatoon Global Testfire had even less.
when is it launching
spring
fpbp
for button controls, what buttons are used to charge, punch, etc? what do you use to bend punches? can you really replace all motion and actions with buttons?
The way I see it:
L and R for punching
ZL and ZR for bending punches
B for jumping
A for blocking
X for supers
Y for dashing
>yfw this is literally Amputee boxing
>inb4 Spring into action this String!
>people paid 60 dollars for an unfinished SFV
>same people complain about an unfair value proposition based on a demo for a game releasing in the Spring.
Its getting dense in here
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Why people draws them as amputees? The spring arms are literally thier natural arms.
So Ribbon Girls arms are made of her hair?
because they don't look like arms?
But they are, check the clues in the trailer, there are acient drawings of a person with a spring neck, there is a lab full of genetic visuals about the spring arms.
It doesn't appear that way, they look like they're bolted on there. It's pretty much just the Star Fox theory all over again, but honestly I don't really mind the amputee art all that much.
no her hair is made out of ribbons
Bump
There is nothing wrong with enjoying that
Fuck off with your shit fetish already.
>arms
>big game
complete fucking moronic entitled baby
Excellent taste.
>if you don't like a fetish you're a newfag
>Zelda is for ________
Not that user, but fuck you. Ryona is great
cumming
Wrong thread.
>my nigga
>boxer girl yuki
my double nigga
intense ass pounding
>you might not live long enough to date a girl who became an amputee by choice for the sake of athleticism
HURRY UP NERDS I WANT ROBO LEGGED GIRLS
paid online
ARMS isn't out yet and it's already got more porn than Battleborn.
bullying.
Arms will be dead by the time they start charging, so I don't think it matters.
I'd become an amputee if it was easy desu
Life as an amputee or the process of becoming one?
Gamecube didn't launch with melee.
The process.
Kek
>all these amputee fags
Can't wait for them to flat out say they aren't amputees (as you can't figure it out by yourselves).
Man, after playing all the games using only the touchscreen, Nintendo's gimmicy control explanations sounds like music to me.
If only all smartphones had standard controls by default...
It doesn't matter if they are or not, they have little stubs which we find erotic and being told they were born with ribbon arms doesn't change anything
It's a AAA first party game. It's bigger then your usual fighting game.
ARMS will be at Evo. Prove me wrong.