The boys from Top Gear are now the main characters of the last game you played. How fucked is everyone?

The boys from Top Gear are now the main characters of the last game you played. How fucked is everyone?

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>SMT IV
Clarkson is Chaos, Hammond is Neutral, May is Law.

>Top Gear
Not anymore

Right Top Gear is dead.

He means "from" as in survived.

Okay. May, Hammond and Clarkson. Not those idiots the Beeb have on now.

>Insurgency
Good thing they made a whole episode to show how fucked we'd be.

>San Andreas
>Their challenge is to follow the train

>Mario Kart
Oh that would be amazing.

> XCOM 2
We're fucked

...

As fucked as thier new show on amazon aka extremely fucked.

>Let it Die
Just Clarkson doing Motor Psycho rage moves screaming "POWER!"

not sure how to feel about this.

I'm not sure what to think of Grand Tour now. It's funny and entertaining at some moments and sometimes it's just fucking awful.

>overwatch
Talon wins

...

Why do you say this?

FFXV, I think they would do just fine.

>Sonic Racing Transformed

Pretty fucked.

TONIGHT

>Senran Kagura EV

Oh god.

>Killing Floor
I can already see clarkson welding the doors on the two to fuck them over.

I made Hammond as a Mii to play as in Mario Kart Wii this one time

MAY IS GOING FAST

KA MU I

HAMMOND DRIVES THE PARTY VAN

>Don Bradman Cricket 17

They'd be great commentators for the Ashes I guess

>Camera is on Clarkson's side of the door as he welds
>can hear a muffled "CLARKSON!" from May on the other side

Pokemon
>James can't figure out how to get anything back out of the PC
>Clarkson just runs around beating up the villains missing the point.
>Hammond catches fire from one of the starters.

Sound about right?

>Team Fortress 2
>Their challenge is to push this cart into the enemy base

What classes would they be?

AND I GO BACK IN TIME.

thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/news/Features/Focus/article212188.ece
Clarkson fucking hates it

So what happened to top gear?

Would be an amazing cheap car challenge

the boys get no money and a old Lada, have to drive across the old soviet union making money as they can along the way.

AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL IT'S TIME TO END

Clackson got axed and Hammond and May told the producers to go fuck themselves and left with Clarkson.

Animal Crossing New Leaf

I honestly have no idea. I spent the last hour resetting the game because I don't like the town layouts the game gives me. I haven't even played yet

>Doom

pretty fucked.

Clarkson wasn't fired, his contract just wasn't renewed.

Can't even imagine the show without them.

...

SS13

>TONIGHT
>James gets kidnapped by bird aliens
>Richard slips on banana peels with acid inside them
>And I test the handling of the Janicart.

They decided to launch a new version of Top Gear in Australia and replace the British version's air time with it. It was predictably horrible and it only lasted a season.

You'd think the BBC would realise people only like the show for the hosts.

>Fate Extella

TONIGHT: The producers have decided to divide the Moon Cell among us three, and I'm introduced to my "Servant": an ancient roman emperor with a massive rack, and a love of world conquest.

What could go wrong?

Meanwhile, The Stig decides to show us his Noble Phantasm, but still refuses to reveal its true name.

And later: Rider takes a spin in our Reasonably Priced Car!

The BBC wouldn't recognize good programming if it fucked them in the ass. Which at the rate they're going isn't too far in the future.

It's complete fucking garbage. They've effectively been replaced by one posh faggot, a nigger because muh sjw, and a trash american 'actor' who only agreed because he literally couldn't get work anywhere else.
There is none (zero) chemistry going on and the dialogue and setting is bland as fuck. They stopped airing it pretty fast and just show reruns now, last I heard the hosts have gotten so much hate they wont be doing another season.

>TONIGHT!
>RICHARD DRIVES AN ARMORED SEDAN THROUGH A CROWD OF ANGRY CHINAMEN
>JAMES SPENDS QUALITY TIME STEALING DRUGS FOR A CANADIAN
>AND I SPONTANEOUSLY EXPLODE FOR NO APPARENT REASON

I agree with everything you said, except for the part about Matt LeBlanc. He's the only tolerable thing about the new top gear. That being said, it's still hot fucking garbage.

>Halo 3.
kek.

Oh.

Oh dear...

>dead or alive paradise on psp
Somehow, bikinis will end up on cars.

Final Fantasy XV

TONIGHT
I EAT SOME STEW
JAMES REFUSES TO FAST-TRAVEL
AND RICHARD HITS A GIANT TURTLE

Reminder that Clarkson punched Piers Morgan in the face.

>Titanfall 2
Sounds based tbqh.

Clarkson
>Heavy
May
>Engineer
Hammond
>Scout

Does Rocket League have a main character?

Am I now just playing 5v5 with them and The Stig on my team?

I think I'll manage

Heavy, Pyro, Engineer

The BBC were idiots in letting Clarkson go.

Nothing changes really.

>The team gave us £4000 to buy an "iconic american car"
>Hammond had bought a mustang
>Captain Slow had bought some old car that nobody really cares about
>and me
>I've bought this

Honestly, it was the right call.
You can't have an employee assaulting people, even if they are being a dick. Their "mistake" was trying to continue the show.
I mean I guess the attempt had to be made but anyone with half a brain knew that the dynamic would be practically impossible to recreate.

Actually, the 240z is probably the only car in that pic which could be gotten for 4000k, that red one is a Ferrari 250LM, which costs like the entire fucking universe.

Especially since Clarkson and the dude he punched made up and the BBC only found out about the incident because Clarkson himself told them about it.

The BBC were completely retarded, especially since they thought May and Hammond would still stay on.

I'm sure you could get an old as fuck mustang or one of the meme cars in the back for quite cheap in [current year]

It probably has no suspension, failed the MOT and the driver's side door sometimes falls off for no reason.

>What could possibly go wrong?
>CRIT WINE
>"Oh cock."

youtube.com/watch?v=vlIMxE26uXE

Same.
Who's Smoke, CJ and Ryder?

Dunno about that green one, think it's some GM piece of shit, but the blue one with the big wing yeah? That's a Dodge Charger Daytona HEMI. Not cheap at all, we're talking like 70 made and starting from a million dollars auction price not cheap.

Sounds like a regular Ferrari to me.

>TONIGHT
>HAMMOND GETS STRESSED BY WINE
>MAY DESTRESSES AT THE BAR WITH WINE
>AND I RECOVER MY OWN HEAD

Tonight
Hammond kills Wilbur first
May reads a scroll
And I light up an altar with a torch

Half Life Opposing Force

The intro helicopter scene is literally that scene from the episode of the Grand Tour they did last year

TONIGHT

HAMMOND TRIES THE NEW BURNOUT

kek

>Hearthstone
How the fuck would that work...
Like they're all 3 mana 2/3s with deathrattle summon the stig who's 12/12. Something like that I imagine.

>Fallout New Vegas
Well I remember them going across Europe or some shit on one tank so if they find some mode of transportation then they're chill

>Dawn of War Ultimate Apocalypse mod

>Vanilla WOW

... May might it even like it.

Top Gears of War. Interesting.

It was pretty much the same as the last few series before top gear fitted Clarkson.

I think they just went from London to Edinburgh and back on one tank

>Wipeout Pulse

So it's just gonna be their usual antics but with futuristic vehicles. Cool.

watch dogs 2
hah, the game became good suddenly

>KF2

Literally unchanged, maybe better.

>Muffled Fleshpound laugh from other side
>"Oh, cock."

Digital Devil Saga

>I NEED TO CONSYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>May liking clunky, annoying, non-innovative mess of a game

Have you never watched a May show in your life?

Gears of War 4, so they are one man short, well two if you count Hammond

>Jack-o-nine-tails

>TONIGHT
>JAMES HAGGLES OVER PRICES
>HAMMOND PARTICIPATES IN A PONY RACE
>AND I GO INTO THE FOGS

>Tonight on Age of Conan
>James gets swarmed on Picts
>Richard cannot figure out combos
>And I kill a plant

>Clarkson plays Orks
>May plays Tau
What does Hammond play?

Slannesh.

Well it's bigger than the NV desert. They've got that big dude anyway so they're still fine

>dragons dogma

not sure what classes they'd pick but it would be gold

BBC doesnt want good programs. They just want to fill their imaginary diversity quota and oppress everyone who is not minority.

>Forza Horizon 3

Its exactly the same.

Not really, unless we're talking about some rusted out carcass od a auto v6. First gen mustangs in driveable condition start from 15k if you want just the looks and v6 is enough and for a "mint" one after rebuild we're talking 50k up for a 302ci with manual. The chrapest ponycar from 60s you can get probably is the Firebird. I don't understand why Pontiacs are that much cheaper than other 2nd hand cars. Here in Europe I can get a 1985 Trans Am in manual for roughly third of the price of an auto IROC Camaro and I get basically the same car with a bodykit.

Seems more like something James May would play.

May would be mage because they are the slowest

>OOT 3D
Besides Clarkson, May, and Hammond being POWER, Wisdom, and Courage respectively, I've got nothing.

Maybe Stig races the Bunnyhood man on Epona?