What are some games where I can have a social life?

What are some games where I can have a social life?

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What are some games where you admit you're just an off topic shitposter?

>im unable to tell the differences in beer so its all just the same and bad and we all should stop drinking beer
Just one more proof that who ever creates xdkx, or whatever the fuck its called, is a limbwristed faggot

You can tell the difference but alcohol tastes like shit. I used to drink a lot when i was younger just to get drunk but hated the taste. Everyone claiming it tastes good are just acting tough.

>drinking for the taste
is this an ameriburger thing?

>I don't like bitter things, so nobody can

I like xkcd, but yeah this is fucking stupid.
He´s basically saying just because he doesn´t like beer it must be shit.

Tsugi ni omae wa "real life" to iu!

Megan is hot.

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> waaaaaah, I don't like THING
> therefore nobody does and they just do it because they feel forced to
> bazinga!

>I like xkcd
fucking how? randall munroe is enormously autistic, and then you add a tremendous amount of arrogance and self-importance on top of that

I know what will I fap to this evening. Thanks user

I don't like alcohol and I don't see the appeal of getting drunk.

Most people share this opinion.

You are a simple man with simple needs, huh.

why are beerfags so easily triggered?

>ethanol
>bitter

>say completely stupid thing
>people respond
>LOL TRIGGERED MUCH?

And no, me replying to you doesn't equate me being triggered. See my humour chevron green text list for furthermore information.

For me beer tastes like shit but i love vodka and whiskey.

never understood why

>tremendous amount of arrogance and self-importance
It´s funny that these are your problems with that comic while posting on Sup Forums of all places

Because they constantly have to deal with faggots who don't know what they're talking about

>Everyone claiming it tastes good are just acting tough.

Stop drinking American beer. That should help.

>most people share this opinion
Then why is there a billion dollar industry for it and why has alchol developed independently in most cultures?

Dear lord, you people have the synthesization capability of a 2-year-old. He's not saying that it's an objective fact that beer is bad, dumbasses. The comic is about alcohol culture, and how you can never criticize it.

The bald guy brings up his viewpoint on beer. It's not correct at all, but it is his viewpoint. Munroe isn't pushing that viewpoint. He's using the viewpoint to make a different point.

Instead of going, "hmm that's an interesting perspective" or "i don't know, I like beer because of x, y, and z", bald dude gets called a buzzkill and feels shut-down. Hair dude then tries the classic "alcoholic's platitude" - you "don't have to drink if you don't want to" - and bald dude feels even more shut down.

Because that's the core message of the comic. Not that beer tastes bad. It's that you can NEVER even HYPOTHESIZE that beer MIGHT taste bad without being accused of ruining the fun. Don't want to drink? People will keep trying to get you to drink. Tell them firmly to go fuck off? They get all bitchy and say they're just trying to be nice. You're trapped. There's no way out. They don't care about your excuses, they just want you to drink, no matter how much you don't want to.

Sure, it's not like this with all people, but it's widespread enough that there's usually one person in any given friend group who subscribes to "alcohol culture".

Hell, you want proof that the comic is right? How come this fucking thread pops up once every week? Hint: It's because alcohol drinkers get ridiculously defensive whenever their tastes are questioned AT ALL. Non-drinkers are fucking tough, we have to put up with it all the time. But just fucking try and have a serious discussion about alcohol culture with a drinker and dear lord be ready to be Mr. Buzzkill.

I fucking swear.

This. I started working in Germany last year and can't imagine how I ever swallowed that Freedomland swill.

I received his What If? book for Christmas and it was fun to read

lol yeah it's the alcohol drinkers writing long effort posts defending a bad comic strip

>I don't like beer, got any whiskey? Vodka? Cider? Bourbon? Scotch? Wine? Gin? Larger? Got any cocktails I can make?

Man, you are no fun at all.

>german beer
thats as bad as american ones

I would post the really bad one, but I got a 3-day ban last time I did.

because people like to get durnk

You're allowed to be wrong, that's part of being human after all.

>Man offers you free drinks
>Shit that can't come cheap
>Start insulting it to his face and tell him that nobody can like it because you don't like it

And that's the fastest way to lose friends
I don't like beer either but if somebody offered it to me like that I wouldn't spit it back in their face

>hey man, that thing you enjoy doing is shit and not enjoyable
>dude why do you have to be such a buzzkill
>WOW, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO DEFENSIVE, FUCKING ALCOHOLICS

dude my wife has cancer lmao

Preaching the truth

love plus

>people drunk beer in the middle ages because they wanted to get drunk

Mead was drunk because drinking water was stupid.

Guess cancer is contagious, she caught it from all the cancer he draws.

Someone expressing they do not like the taste of alcohol, no matter who it's from, is not them insulting you.

"I don't like the taste of beer" =/ "Do you think we all pretend to like beer to fit in lol? What? You're telling me not to drink it? NO NO NO I HAVE TO PLAY MY PART IN THIS COSMIC DANCE THROUGH ETERNITY UNTIL OBLIVION TAKES ME!"

>always been a water fag
>maybe a soda when things get crazy
>some nigga threw a party last year of primary school
>kids getting drunk
>get into high school, more fucking parties
>stop going since they're no fun
>friends getting laid left and right
>me staying home and drinking water
>friends can't wait for parties and start going to bars downtown
>they start complaining about lol no money
>mfw i can't hold all this money

Thinking about how dehydrated people must've been back then, alongside everything else, gives me a headache.

I know there's other ways, like fruit, to stay somewhat hydrated, but anyone who's ever been hungover knows how badly you need a glass of pure water. The thought of not being ABLE to get that because I'd get stomach worms and ultraplague is a nightmarish prospect.

Wow, xkcd is really smart and interesting.

>What are some games
Didnt know you were gay.

With that level of autism, you'd stop being friends with him way before you started offering him beer

Maybe it's a murrican thing, but I imagine a normal adult responding to being offered a drink at someone else's place with a simple "no thanks, not my thing, have you got something else?".

It's so sweet how this comic triggers the younguns so hard.

It's ok. You'll go through your phases:
>I don't drink IPAs, that shit is boat beer for sailors
>I like really DARK beers now
>You ever been to [local brewery]? They have some great beers with funny names so you know you're having fun when you drink them. Plus they're like 13%abv

Then you'll get a little older still and realize the truth.

That would be true if he just said that he doesn't like it
Instead he said that nope, nobody likes it ever and anybody who does is just pretending

And then when told that he doesn't have to drink it if he doesn't want to, he continues belittling the opinion of anyone who does like it

Now this poster might be using a lot of words to say some dumb things, he's right about drinking culture being shitty towards non-drinkers.

I've had to stop drinking because of an auto-immune condition which makes me take medication that puts some stress on my liver.

It sucks having to say no to that beer or shot I'm offered at a friend's place or during the holidays and I miss it a lot.

>so what do you want to drink dude
>uhhh.... i guess anything's okay.... hey, do you ever maybe wonder if we should all just sort of think about this whole alcohol thing and why we're actually drinking so much in the first place?
>lol holy crap dude nobody cares you don't have to drink beer if you don't want to hahahaha only, heh, if you DO want to drink they'll be riiiiight over here, buddy, okay? just, riiiiiiiight here, if you do want some, haha!
>uh okay whatever i get it
>whoa i'm just trying to be nice okay man don't get so pissy about it. kind of feel like you're acting a bit high and mighty there... are you sure you don't want like a cider or something, it barely tastes like alcohol...

We can both do this stupid shit, retard.

This is why I write long posts. Exaggerated conversation caricatures are not fucking arguments.

Hopefully all that money gets you the teen party pussy you missed out on not having a few drinks at a party.

I got no problem with people who don't like beer, I totally get it even if I don't agree. I don't even mind people who don't necessarily like being drunk or heavily buzzed. Social drinkers are alright sorts. The real faggots are the ones who will NEVER drink or pull the "Oh yeah, I'll have A drink."

FFS loosen up. Your soul's gonna be mad at you when it's all over because you barely used it. I'd rather hang with a dude drinking nothing but the fruitiest, dumbass cocktails than that guy who says "Sorry, none for me."

They're not arguments, but they're damned entertaining

Drink sweet alcohol then.

Rum is a pretty good option.

germans stopped brewing decent (commercial) beers like 20 years ago, belgium and italy are the only ones doing it right

Honestly, I try to like beer based on what other people tell me but as far as I can taste it's just all bitter nothing that doesn't get you as drunk as hard liquor. I wish I could understand instead of just faking.

Couldn't they just have boiled their drinking water? I guess keeping a large amount of boiled water in a barrel would make it go bad again though.

>i don't like the taste of alcohol
>i have autism
pick two

>And then when told that he doesn't have to drink it if he doesn't want to, he continues belittling the opinion of anyone who does like it
To somebody who doesn't drink much, "you don't have to drink if you don't like it" just sounds like passive aggression or belittlement. It sounds like the host is graciously allowing them to not drink, sacrificing something, rather than actually being cool with them not drinking.

It's way better to respond with something positive than with something negative. "Okay, well there's water in the tap and help yourself to the soda if you want.". Boom. Not only are you communicating that you're okay with them not drinking, but you're also communicating that you're open to finding alternatives if they want.

Communication is about giving back, not taking away. It's the same as how improv works. I get that "I don't like beer" isn't exactly much to work with, but still, if you're REALLY okay with them not drinking, there are better ways to communicate that that won't make them feel like you're trying to guilt them into drinking.

I'm just shitposting in this thread so I don't accidentally shitpost on facebook instead.

Dude who doesn't drink beer is being a sanctimonious limp wristed faggot by implying that no one enjoys beer for the taste or experience of drinking it.

If you're too much of a pussy to ask for a drink you actually enjoy at a social situation in at say, a bar, where you can have virtually anything you want on demand then you should probably remove yourself from social situations entirely and stay at home watching chinese cartoons.

Craft beers in every country are good.
Big brand beers are always the same tasteless swill everywhere.

It's as simple as that.

People were literally that retarded and did not know boiling water made it safe to drink.

Same. Had to take meds that prevented me from drinking for quite a long time. The good news is once you get out of your 20's no one gives a shit whether you're drinking or not. Only insecure 20-somethings try to force it. It sucks being the only one not getting to get drunk when everyone else is, tho.

AFAIK beer was only used as a replacement for water on sea voyages and shitty parts of the country where no fresh water could be found. I don't think people drank it every day as some people in this thread seem to suggest.

What are some games where you realize you're shiposting on a Vietnamese anime image shitpost board?

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If you haven't tried wheat beers, give them a try as I find them to be on the sweeter side. The linked one is my favorite beer.

do you know how many breweries there are in Germany?

>facebook
>throws out DUDE PUSSY FAGGOT as soon as someone insults muh beer
>talking shit about chinese cartoons on fucking Sup Forums
god I hate normies

The beer they drunk in the middle ages was low % beer. Not like modern beer. It was mainly drunk because the alternative was dirty moat water. Whereas beer had to be brewed (brewn?) from spring water. Boiling water does work but they didnt know that, asian countries with tea did it and that was their way of good water. Europe went with alcohol.

The stuff they had on sea voyages was grog, which was watered down spirits with lemon juice (vitamin C), lemon juice for scurvy.

There is a reason those springs like in lourdes were thought to have healing powers. It was because unlike moat water it wasnt fucking poison

i don't care who the fuck you are

self-named "beer connoisseurs" are as bad as people who vape

>Big brand beers are always the same tasteless swill everywhere.
it isnt. Beer flavors are different. For example chinese heineken and european heineken are different in taste. In fact when chinese found out they started importing the original stuff since they want to pretend they dont like their own flavor

that's how I see it too, as kind of a useless holdover of when you couldn't drink water without getting dick-eating amoebas. if I want taste there are better options, and if I want to get drunk I'll go for something harder that doesn't take multiple bottles.

I can barely talk though, I can't even drink it outside of probably-shit gluten-free ones.

It's brewed

That's actually really interesting, especially the grog part. It's a shame the life of a sailor really doesn't live up to the romantic depictions of it. It was really only all majesty and freedom when you weren't figuring out how to live decently on a big chunk of wood floating around in saltwater.

Anyhoo, thanks user!

is it unbalanced or imbalanced
why is it dissatisfied but unsatisfactory

In the real world, meaning and context are construed via nonverbal cues and gestures, and dont always come througb in a text based format. This is why stick figures are not an accurate represenation of social interaction, you buttfucking retard.

sailor life died

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Tot_Day

English is a pretty retarded language desu. Especially the spelling. Even native English speakers can't pronounce most words they haven't heard before because they can't read the phonetic script used in dictionaries.

Unbalance - > Verb
Imbalance - > Noun

There's no Unsatisfactory, but that wouldn't stop normies from inventing words with no meaning or grammatically incorrect

On top of that, its just fucking disrespectful if your host offers you something and you just straight up decline in his face. Hes trying to help you out, hes opened his home to you, hes trying to serve you, and you just get autistic about it. Fuck you and your feelings, the guy has more people at the party, hes trying to keep people happy and comfortable, dont be a pain in the ass. If you offered someone a drink and they just talked sgut about what you gave them, and when you tried to talk to them about it they shut you down and resigned themselves to victim status, how eould you feel? Personally, i wouldnt feel like inviting that asshole again.

Learn 2 be human

Venereal Splash.

>"Okay, well there's water in the tap and help yourself to the soda if you want."
That just sounds like passive-aggressive butthurt.

>On top of that, its just fucking disrespectful if your host offers you something and you just straight up decline in his face.
If I'm not going to enjoy drinking I'm not going to fucking drink just to be polite.

Look, I get that the people on both sides of this issue feel offended and defensive and like they've been wronged somehow. I really do understand that. But that's the entire fucking issue, isn't it? You can't talk about this shit. People just go on being offended their entire lives because the MOMENT someone tries to have a discourse about the topic, they get shut down.

That's the entire point of the comic. You cannot talk about this shit. At least 50% of drinkers are softcore alcoholics, and at least 50% of non-drinkers are snooty elitists. Look at the comic. Seriously look at the comic. Do you not see it? Do you not understand the message? A snooty elitist non-drinker meets a culture-indoctrinated drinker and they cannot healthily talk about the subject at hand.

It's so fucking clear as day. Why does nobody see it? And instead we just use the comic as an excuse to fucking shitpost about drinking, which is EXACTLY THE MESSAGE THE COMIC IS TRYING TO TELL US

>but alcohol tastes like shit
It depends on what you get. There's fucking thousands of different drinks. There's some shit that I can barely drink and others that I'd drink even if there wasn't any alcohol in it.

Literally just say no. I do not drink. Deal with it.

If a tall pretty girl pours you a drink there is nothing you can do - down the hatch.

Persona 4 is a great substitute if you have no friends in real life. A non-threatening JRPG with a comfortable atmosphere. True Sup Forums classic.