Horde or Alliance? Which side has the better lore and characters?

Horde or Alliance? Which side has the better lore and characters?

I used to exclusively play Horde because muh kwl caracters but once I tried Alliance and saw how much nicer the cities are I knew I couldn't go back to walking around spiky shit holes again. I know it's boring as sin but I always pick Human too just for the racial. I do more PVP than PVE.

Horde (especially Orc and Bloodelf) are far better for PvP at the moment.

I know Human's racial is pretty useless now in instanced PVP seeing as there's talents that do the exact same thing, and even in WoD there was the trinket, but I spend the majority of my time trying to resurrect World PVP and obviously Honor talents don't kick in outside of instanced PVP which is a shame.

which war wud u craft?

Sylvanass is nice, but Tyrande fills out pretty much all of my fetishes at once. Gotta go with her.

Is Sylvanass at least warm and not cold?

Tauren > All
If only Blizzard actually did something with the characters they have like Baine or Magatha.

Sylvanas is a miracle of the universe.

Alliance but only because my guild's there. If I could somehow convince them to upsticks and go Horde, I'd be romping around as an Orc warrior right now.
At least they've got Night Elves and consistently well-made cities.

Thunder Bluff is in serious need of a retexture though, and both factions have been victims of flanderisation and bad writing at some point so neither one is more guilty than the other

>He doesn't know about 7.2 stuff

Dohohohohoho.

Mommy

was always alliance since i thought gnomes were funny
made a twink once on horde and found people to play there and stayed there for awhile
then human was to broken in pvp to pass it up and we all transfered to alliance
then the game died

And how they still get nothing?
>Gallywix gets a unique model before Baine
I don't know I'm even surprised at this point.

Let's just say that Magatha's name has popped up.

>Look it up
>She's just a Shaman follower
No.
I am NOT okay with this.
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

I prefer Alliance because the "muh grim and savage" style the Horde have now doesn't really interest me.

I feel it's a shame that the Horde has become so wishy washy throughout the years though. It's like Blizzard was afraid of turning people away from Horde by making them the more evil option and thus they're a weird mix of sort-of-evil and muh-noble-savage that feels half assed.

Trolls best race so horde wins

Dorfbros are acceptable too, but nothing else on ally

You know that generally the followers actually have a bit of impact on story, right?

I always find tauren aoe stomp priceless.
A well placed one can turn a lost fight in your favor

>Was responsible for the death of Cairne Bloodhoof
>But she's on our side now so it's okay :)
I'm about to fucking scream

>Sylvanas
>Brittle bones that will break of you're too rough
>Clamy skin nobody wants to rub up against
>Even colder, dry vagina that may or may not be diseased
>Can't actually feel pleasure, would be like fucking a meaty ice pack
>Would probably complain about being dead while you fuck her

>Tyrande
>Has lived long enough to know every sex position in Kalimdor
>Malfurion can't remember where his dick is, making her tight and horny
>Has bigger, firmer tits than Slutvanas
>All around has the better body
>Could likely do a marathon of fucking if you keep up
>Isn't a corpse

Truly a difficult choice.

WoW is for faggots

>warchief of the horde
>brittle
Sylvanas best girl you homogay faggot.

>Not breaking Magatha into helping by threatening her entire tribe with death if she doesn't comply, then putting her to work killing demons with the elements constantly vocally judging her.

Blood/High Elf bones are already weaker than human bones, and death doesn't help them.

Not good enough.

What the fuck is this headcanon shit?

Basic fantasy rules, user. Also just look at blood elf limbs, they're one trip away from snapping.

why not both?

>posts jaina
you havent kept up with wowlore have you?

started as horde back in tbc so alliance never really felt like home, played both over the years though

trolls and dwarves are the master races

I rolled Alliance to start, and kept at it for years before my guild disbanded because SOMEONE just HAD to rape someone else.
I also kept a few max-leveled Horde alts on the same server, but after I lost my main guild and Wrath's end turned out to be so poor, I dropped the game. I got Ulduar. I'm content with that.

I like being a horny little femgoblin slut

>SOMEONE just HAD to rape someone else.

Elaborate?

give me the rape story

I second

>Jaina and sylvanas will never form a third faction and have Yuri adventures

They work as soon as you engage in combat with another player, including wpvp

what the fuck are yuri adventures

Hot, sweaty, lesbian sex.

where is the adventure

Horde, I wanna horde my cum all over these bitches

this old one

adventures up the cervix

If you ever had sex, you'd call it an adventure. Now think of sex but it's between a taught, incredibly sexy elf and a lovely milf who can work all kinds of magic.

Wonder how tight...

At this point it doesn't matter anymore. Both sides have totally forgotten so many important characters from Wc3.

Now its the Khadgar, Slyv, and Greymane show.

>tfw Rexxar, Champion of the horde is not even remotely involved with the horde now.

Not much to it, looking back. Our guild girl, Calli, was all lonesome and such. She took a shine to one of our longest-standing member, Cory.
Over BC and into wrath they talked more, and wanted to meet up. When Calli was moving, trying to get away from her colder climate and away from family, Cory decided to be a good samaritan and let her stay at his place, a couple states away.

She didn't put out. He had other ideas. Bad news was that she didn't have a place to move back or the money for a long-term hotel, plus he had to pick her up midway because her car died, so stayed at his place and it happened again.
We're not talking the "beat you till you can't resist" kind, more of the "I'm terrible at saying No and also he's terrible at listening when I do" kind. They were under the same roof for about a month.
She eventually reconnected with her family at a frantic pace, got them to send over some cash, and beat feet. Of course, during all this, anyone in ANY of the rooms in Vent were taking sides. One the one was they people who wanted Cory kicked from the guild and urged Cali to call for an arrest (to my knowledge she never did; probably felt it was sorta her fault), and on the other hand were the people who wanted real-life to stay the fuck out of our WoW guild.

So, those on Team Calli broke off and made a hugbox guild that couldn't clear shit. They also took 90% of the fun members with them.
The remainders in the regular guild became Turbo-Autists that wanted to clear shit and set records, but were also still pretty bad. The group as a whole increased in quality due to less dead weight, but we had trouble filling for 25s.

I tried playing both fields for a while, but they all had a serious beef with anyone that refused to pick a side. I quit WoW when this was going down, but both guilds seem to have disbanded when i looked them up on Armory.

I'm not sure what to think here.

Hunter's get a small little event with him during their class hall?

But yes. he seems to have been forgotten. I was annoyed at how under utilized he was last expansion too.

weird story
thanks for posting it anyways

>milf
Since when did Jaina have a kid?

Good Horde races:
- Orc
- Tauren
- Troll
- Goblin
Good Alliance races:
- Dwarf
- Night Elf

It's not too hard.

>Orc
>Goblin
Well now I know you're not being serious

>night elf good
>blood elf not
literally the same

>Small bitchy vain elf vs muscular amazonian beauty elf

Sure.

I want to lick Sylvanas' vagina bones together with Jaina.

I want to grope Sylvanas' ears