Why is there so much sexual tension between them?

Why is there so much sexual tension between them?

Fujo pls go

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twinks on twinks are gross

ur gross

Says the person who is not a twink and never will be

Because there's not any and you're just a faggot

Wow, way to be objectively wrong. Great job!

>literal fags

>only fujo's like yaoi/BL

But they're both canon straight?

C-Cute...CUTE CUTE CUTE!

Of course. Noctis has serious oneitus over Luna and Prompto keeps creaming himself around Cindy and Arenea.

EXCUSE ME?
I AM A FUNDANSHI

weaklings are not hot

Why would you want to see and ugly dude fuck a twink you sick fuck

get out fatty

All the sexual tension is in your degenerate mind

>prompto keeps taking photos of noct's face
>excuses to go on photo shoots with him
>they always touch each other
>noct acts like a tsundere asshole to prompto

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if a man can't clearly subdue another there's no point in homosexuallity
that kind of bullshit shouldn't be allowed for shipping let alone irl

Did you not see the Hotel scene?

Sorry that all men don't weight over 200 lbs and have a face like a catcher's mitt

no

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I prefer daddy/twink relationships, personally.

Why is the "Sasuke" character type so poplar?

>fishmouth

>Sasuke
>???

>be Prompto
>haha I totally want to fuck every female I meet
>haha...do you guys believe me yet?

Have you played the game? Noct is nothing like Sasuke except for looks.

they're both swordsmen who use short-range warping techniques

but yeah in terms of personality the only thing they share in common is being sorta jerks and having dead family angst

>i play weeb games but i pretend i have never head of naruto, one of the most popular japanese media franchises for nerd cred on an anonymous imageboard
i guess thats cool user

I think he more means that they're not too comparable. Insofar as spongebob is to a block of swiss cheese maybe.

really user the reference is only tangential, might as well say ryuko is shadow the hedgehog

Prompto is just seeking attention and validation. Naturally it would be more prominent with his closest friend/

Well no, Noctis isn't a swordmen really he can use most weapons and can do long range warps. He also has dead dad angst but that's for like a few cutscenes.
The hair is similar and they wear black. That's not really a character type. Nomura's Noctis was closer in personality tho.

>literally 2000 years old healslut
>stroking Prompto's chin
>"Oh, Noctis, you such a tease"
>creep the fuck out Ravus
>crystall didn't allow him to die, because he is impure
>Ultimania said that he is dirty pervert

What did Tabata mean by this?

guy who's willing to ruin the world and kill untold people might want to bang dudes