What is the closest to an impossible boss fight you have ever encountered?

What is the closest to an impossible boss fight you have ever encountered?
For me it's the plague boss in Shovel Knight. Pure RNG, even the most precise and calculated movements do nothing. Death is inevitable.

Shovel Knight is easy as fuck m8

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yeah you must be bad

Any tips beyond the obligatory >git gud, senpai?

got the chalice thinger?

Never mind, just beat him. it was pure luck though. Very little actual skill involved.

umm no sweetie i beat it on my first try

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I bet you have a colossal, perpetually erect penis wet with fresh pussy juice.

>What is the closest to an impossible boss fight you have ever encountered?
This input reading motherfucker right here.

You know, just cause the fight is filled with RNG doesn't mean the game doesn't give you more than enough time to react to his attacks.
I think you may just have osteoporosis.

>having problems in a game that features an item that makes you fucking invincible which you find very early on

That faggot in Kingdom Hearts 2 that spawns a bunch of clones that you have to kill in 5 seconds or else you lose for some reason. I already didn't like the game but that shit was the last fucking straw.

nigger you don't know what input reading means until you have played Virtua Fighter 2.

this tremendous faggot

I was just playing casually and I wasnt even close to prepared for that final chapter

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Infinity Mijinion, though it's less of an impossible boss and more one that's nearly-impossible to no damage with any modicum of speed, especially as X.

Also, stop being a shitter and git gud OP. I remember Plague Knight was one of the most fun bosses in SK, mostly because he wasn't predictable.

a) Get invincibility ichor. You can buy chalice for it in village, and ichor itself in forest, at pond.
b) You can use shovel to lob his bombs back at him or at least away from yourself.
c) Keep away from purple vats, and use b) to blow them up from safety. If you see that another bomb will trigger chain reaction all around and you can't avoid it, try to whip out that wand which makes you grey and invincible for a second. Actually, you can also use it to get close and give him one or two whacks.
d) He's jumpy fellow, so don't pogo jump too much on him, better get to whacking.
e) I'd say trying to dish damage faster even at cost of some health. It's not most elegant solution, but it's not like you absolutely can't take any damage in fight

Fuck that rule63 Zengar Zombolt bitch and her unblockable screen filling Zankantou attacks.

>get the armor that allows you to do extra damage after you bounce on something twice
>bounce on him twice, hit him with the special move
Also you can bounce on the vats of chemicals which makes it extra easy when he starts dropping those cause you'll have the special move 100% of the time
But to be honest that's how I won every single boss in this game
>bounce on the fucker

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i was not prepared for her

Bison in SFA3. Input reading son of a bitch and you don't even get a rematch.

Out of everything I've played I honestly don't really know, one thing I do remember is wasting 7 E-Tanks on the wily machine in MM4, I just didn't get what to do
Recently, it's been the true final boss in Grimrock 2. What the fuck were they thinking.

Just jump and hold the down key.

He's pretty easy, user.

fuck this guy