Why do you own a console?

Why do you own a console?

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH

I don't

well mr uzi to quote you
NOW I DO WHAT I WANT! YAH!

To play video games

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OH YEAA

U YAAA

UH YEEEAAH

Exclusives.
This'll probably my last gen with consoles, especially considering this'll probably be the last gen with consoles period.

Because most of my friends are broke motherfuckers so I need something I can stick in a backpack when I visit them. My PS4 is pretty much just for fighting games while out and Bloodborne while home. I play everything else on my PC.

Because my brother got a new Slim PS4 for Christmas so he just gave me his old one (and FFXV) for free.

Who the fuck are yoououuoo?

Because I was stupid enough to think MGS4 would be worth it.

If black men became too attractive it would be impossible for white '''''''''''men'''''''''''' to compete.

So I can play exclusive games of course.
MY BITCH SHE BAD TO THE BONE YEAH WAIT THESE NIGGAS WATCHING I SWEAR TO GOD THEY BE MY CLONES

t-to play video games

because your dad watches one fuck your mother from the closet

Is lil uzi our guy Sup Forums?

Why is it impossible for Sup Forums to keep Sup Forums in Sup Forums?

There is no such thing as an on-topic Sup Forumsack.

my first instinct would be to say for playing games on.

the point is they aren't attractive at all.

uzi is Sup Forums as fuck

t. Virgin in 4chainz

He's also kind of /o/ too

t. unattractive negroid

Stop it with your boogeyman.

My wife has a black bull and he likes to play my PS4

What should I do?

>Le boogeymeme

Leave it to Sup Forums to blame the darkies for everything and then not want to own up to shitting up Sup Forums.

at least buy him bloodborne you fucking cunt

t. Has an imaginary gf

I have always hated keyboard and mouse. Simple as that. Plus I don't have to worry about being able to play a game.

Oh shut up you whiny faggot. Sup Forums has called black people niggers since forever on pretty much every board.

>getting intimate with a 3dpd slut
Gross

I never said otherwise, and that's not the point.

Alright alright alright you was right and I was wrong

I should have built a PC, yah

Yes it was, why else would you be upset? People made fun of black people and it made you scream Sup Forums.

My parents got me one as a consolation prize for being born retarded

Read as:
>I said some dumb shit about darkies in a thread where it's irrelevant and now the internet's being mean and making fun of me and I need to make it seem like a big conspiracy to make it seem like they aren't calling me an individual moron.

That's why you're using words like "upset" and "scream."

Wat. That was a whole lot of assumptions. Fuckin A everyone who says something racist is not Sup Forums stop being whiny.

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>everyone who says something racist is not Sup Forums

I never said they were.

You seem awfully reliant on trying to put words into my mouth to make yourself seem like less of a dumbass. You could just try not saying dumb shit in the first place, that was Calvin Coolidge's go-to strategy.

Too stupid to build a PC

I like to play games on the couch

I also have a PC, haven't used it in a bit tho

Okay then you just made a post whining about Sup Forums for no fucking reason. That is even worse.

>I can't play PC vidya on the couch

when is this neogaf meme gonna die out?

What kind of grease do you use on the wheels on your goalposts? They seem to move so easily.

Exclusives. Such is why I don't own a current gen console; no exclusives, no buy. PC mustard race fags can keep bitching about Bloodborne, exclusives need to exist to give consoles purpose and no quick buck is worth destroying the value of your product. I'm not even talking in a goldface way, this is practical real talk. Companies would do well to directly support, fund, and develop exclusives like Bloodborne, but they don't seem to be doing that, so they're all doing shit in my eyes.

Why do you care?

Never moved any goalposts. My original post said to stop it with your boogeyman which Sup Forums is clearly a boogeyman to you because apparently people making racist posts didn't even cause you to whine about it, you just did it for no reason. That's all according to your own explanations.

I'm a normie

me and my flatbros love drinking some brewski's, lighting some budski's, and going fucking ham on forza.

Okay then you just made a post whining about me for no fucking reason. That is even worse.

Exclusives and convenience. Although the latter is becoming less and less relevant with PC gaming being significantly easier than it used to be and console devs using patches as an excuse to release broken games

My friend's kid got a psquad the other day, he got gtav with it.

He already has a tripple with hundreds of hours put into gtav.

I don't like playing or talking about vidya with him.

I mean you can, but why would I want to?

Would I put the keyboard on my lap?

>Open thread expecting platform wars
>It's some Sup Forumsfag getting triggered instead
Hilarious, Sup Forums never fails to surprise me.