The last game you played is developed by Bioware

How fucked are you?

>bloodborne
please no

>Crysis
>Prophet and Nomad gay sex scene everytime a heli drops ordinance
The AI can't get much worse so that's a wash, but everything else would be a massive step down

Christ that gif just gets worse the longer you look at it. How could this happen?

>FFXV
Create my own Noctis and get to romance Iris. Sounds good to me.

>Killer Instinct
NOT THIS
ANYTHING BUT THIS

Final Fantasy 6. Jesus Christ

>Fire Emblem

>Let It Die
Does this mean I get to gay marry Uncle Death?

>Dragon Quest 7 3DS
Jesus god almighty

>Medieval 2 Total War
They'd probably take out the Crusades but leave in the Jihads

why is biowares animation department so bad.

dota 2

>Gravity Rush 2

Kat is going to have so much sex

KOTOR 2

>Baldur's Gate
hah

>Pokemon: Moon Version

I guess it would be like mystery dungeon but with bisexual romances

>Hunter neck roll

>arm is clipping thru boobs
Eww.

>dwarf fortress
good lord

>GTA 5

I'm not sure how bad it would be but it can't possibly be any good.

>Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1

Well, there goes all the cute girls and the funny dialog.

it means Uncle Death will repeatedly tell you to check your life privilege

>Child of Light

ugh

mass effect 2

...

>dragons Dogma

...so its dragon age..

fuck!

Far Cry Primal

>All cavewomen are ugly as fuck
Would probably be a bit more realistic.

>STALKER
I SAID CUM IN, DON'T JUST STAND THERE

The Witcher 3.

I can already see it now. Yen will look like a half baked pancake, Triss will be a trans man.

I always wondered why so many blacks?

>Gravity Rush 2

The entire game would have ended after you overthrow the council, the entire game having been entirely about the classism stuff instead of being lightly dashed with it in the first third, Kat would be dog faced and covered up.

>Rance VI Bioware version
Where to begin?

...

White people are evil for these people
Despite being the ones to invent their terms like pansexual and demiromantic

Space Station 13

Have you ever seen that fallout 4 webm where the player having a conversation with an NPC and mid-sentance they are attacked? I hope the entire game goes something like that.

and the fanservice

>Xenoblade Chronicles
HomsXNopon

So white people really are evil then.

>Republic Commandos
Oh god.

>ARMA

Pretty fucked. Instantly casualized in terms of ballistics and tactics, animations somehow get worse, draw distance maxes out at like 500.

The only thing that might improve is maybe like some character models and maybe some sound design, but outside of that it's pretty much gutting it and leaving it as an empty husk. A pretty husk at times maybe, but other than that, a fucked empty bag..

This one?

>.gif

>Fate/Extella

Half the women now hate males and the sides are split up with males vs. females. MC is only female and the ending involves destroying the very informational source of male patriarchy in mooncell.

>Papyrus has an alternate costume with basketballs on his shoulders while dressed like he came out of Prince of Bel Air
>Is black on the picture

>My Witcher senses are tingling. There's a monster in your pants

This is shit that Bioware would actually write.

>Path of exile
Probably kill myself desu

>ARK

i guess that means I don't need to catch one of each sex of dinosaur to get them to mate now.

Mass Effect 3

Preorder cancelled

>Witcher

Fucking fuck

>Red Alert 2

Oh God no, Tanya becomes a butch lesbian who don't need no commander, all the men are replaced by people of color or trans except Yuri, who wants to turn the world gay, and you fight the evil white men who are stereotypical redneck retards in pickup trucks or greedy fat capitalists. who want to ruin the world just to increase profits.

>I always wondered why so many blacks?

Straight whites, male or female when you look at it, are the most evil things in the world for them. They literally wish for a purge and their extinction worldwide.

Does mahjong online count? Is there even a way to fuck that up?

>Resident evil 4

>Fallout: New Vegas
HERES YOUR REALISTIC ANIMATION
WHATS A STORY?
WHATS WRITING??

>RE4
Nice, I'm not the only one still playing RE4.

not caught up with bioware, never played mass effect, someone redpill me on bioware

>MechWarrior

why were you playing mass effect 3

And then fags will swear that they are not depraved sexual deviants.

Why must each character's SEXUAL orientation be displayed as a character defining factor? Why do they shove SEX into everything they touch?

>world of warcraft
so I'm playing SWTOR now?

fuck

because i was doing a mass effect playthrough
i want to get one of those alternate ending mods just so i dont have to deal with that faggot starkid

A game dev that hasn't been good for about a decade now.

Because identity politics.
Then again, i'm not sure if the sexual orientations were added by Sup Forums or ask humantale.

Well we already had Fallout 4, though at least it was mercifully SJW-free.

>Trails in the Sky
>80+ hours of Bioware "story telling"
That is the true horror.

>StarCraft
probably not too far off from SCII, but Kerrigan would have a dick and Raynor would have the hots for him (her)

>Why must each character's SEXUAL orientation be displayed as a character defining factor?

Because that's like 75% of their identity and identity politics is the foundation of modern liberal politics these days.

>Verdun by Bioware

>game is now a singleplayer story-driven RPG
>you play as a French infantryman ranker in the Great War on a quest to find the long-lost ancient artifact, the Gilded Baguette of Puissance, to defeat the central powers and finally bring an end to the war once and for all by killing Adolf Hitler
>over twenty different gay and somehow lesbian romance options
>shoehorned special snowflake characters including an autistic transregiment artillerist who identifies as a uhlan so he sits on his cannon and makes clopping noises until his commanding officer finds him and beats the shit out of him
>gameplay consists of fast-paced third-person action, but no trench warfare because trench warfare is boring for our fans
>minorities and women everywhere
>game gets a large following on tumblr of fangirls raving about which pairing they like or how they want to fuck young Patton
this pisses me off in multiple ways

>Bravely Second

I'm actually unsure how they would change anything, other than making everyone gay I guess.

>trails of cold steal
it'd be weird man

>The last game you played is developed by Bioware

I would never purchase a game developed by Bioware after DAII, don't be ridiculous.

>Persona 2 Tsumi
I... uhm...

>Monster Girl Quest

I wonder what would happen

>Unreal Tournament 99
I'm not too sure of the result...

UT already has a lot of diversity, alien races, and sexualities in it. I don't think it'd be any different

>sticker star
not sure how they could fuck it up, its shit already

last game I played was mass effect 1 so....

It burns just thinking about it.

I sure hope you're one of those people who think ME3 was alright up to the ending, because that's what you're getting.

test

>Double Spoiler
All the girls have man face, talk about how great it is not having men around, and the most difficult spell cards are roughly equivalent to Zun's day 3 spells.

But that was old Bio, not nu-Buo

So why's this game gonna be bad again?

>Witcher 3

So take what little choice there is in completing quests out and make all romances gay sex.

So... business as usual?

>TFW It's Farcry 4
>TFW it's a good game witho no tumblr shit

In fact, they even make gay jokes about Pagen Min's appearance

>Hearthstone

i doubt it could be worse than how blizz is handling it desu

>Nehrim
>a Bioware for a Bethesda game
fucking Jesus Christ

>Monstergirlquest
I can't even imagine what they would turn it into.

Because Mac Walters is still on the team.
Also the lead gameplay designer is flatout racist.

The first major developer that went full SJW.

Scrapped during development.

Enjoy your new awesome button.

>Being racist to cumskins
Uh, no sweety ;)

>Mass Effect
well this is awkward

>Nier
You can fuck Kaine before going to shadowlord's realm and dad Nier is ok with the penis

>Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor
I just don't know.

>Talos Principle

actually really curious to see how this would turn out. Not that this is something I want to have happen.

I know, it'd be shit.

The last game I played was KOTOR 2

it kinda feels like mass effect 1 so I guess it wouldnt be SO bad

writing would be a lot worse though

>Doom
>black gay female protagonist
>Party system with romance options
>morality system that is good/bad
>qtes

>that fucking post