How would you make a Doug Funnie game?
How would you make a Doug Funnie game?
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it's been done
did doug ever go out with Patty
>visual novel
>the main objective is to win Patty's heart and marry her
>in the NTR end she marries Roger Klotz
Bring back the NES skateboarding platformer.
It'll have the level design of an easy game but trick you into a false sense of security by making the controls nearly impossible to use.
>auto running mobile game
>you have to run as fast as you can to not let green werewolf Mr. Dink to kill you for breaking his grill
WHAT DOES THE DOUG BUTTON DO???
Doug faster
I love vinny "binyot" vinesauce!!!
isn't this guy a superhero in his delusions?
just make that part real and make a hentai game
no the faster button makes you doug faster, the Doug button brings you back to base level of Doug
It's already been made, it's called fallout 4
Open world rape simulator
NTR porn game since real Doug is a loser who obsessed over the same girl for years, met her all grown up with her husband and then decided to write a famous cartoon series about her even though she had forgotten him.
is that real
SKEETER WAS THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW. FIGHT ME.
Patti was so fine
No, Mr. Dink was
why did they call her patti mayonnaise
Refers to putting mayonnaise on a beef patty before cooking it to give it more flavor.
>ew.com
Sorry that article is shit, here is the original.
it dougs
Please tell this isn't real. That's some depressing shit.
>Dink life
>all that money to follow your passion as an inventor
>your wife actually loves you and isn't worn ragged
>always in a good mood
>get to be like a cool uncle to your neighbor's kid without taking any responsibility
This man truly had life figured out.
see
Even though she had moved on he wrote a series where he still pursued her and lived out as a super hero.
>>ew.com
I remember this series being boring as fucking hell, most of the episodes were the same
>Klotz does something
>Doug goes to his weeb superhero fetish fantasy
>Doug solves the problem
Did Doug put his mayonnaise on her patty?
Doug is so fucking boring compared to other shows it aired with. I regret rewatching it.
Pic related
>It’s my ten-year reunion, and I didn’t go. I was in New York working like crazy as a freelancer and just trying to make it there. And I got a phone call in New York and it’s Patti. The real Patti. And my heart’s beating fast. She’s like, ‘I was at the reunion! You weren’t!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah…sorry…I had to work.’ And she goes, ‘I found out you live in New York. Guess what—I do, too!’ And she told me where she lives. We lived across Central Park from each other. And she says, ‘Why don’t you come over for dinner?’
>So now we’re in a Doug show. I’m like, what do I wear? What will she look like!? All that’s happening as I’m walking across Central Park to her apartment, just wondering and just hoping, all those things. I was, at the time, very available.
>I get to the door, and you get buzzed up in New York, and so I walk up to the apartment and I hear the lock turn—it’s getting ready to happen—and she opens the door, and she’s perfect. Just perfect. She just looks spectacular and she’s so happy, and her arms fly up and we hug, and I’m just like [frightened guttural gasping noises]. She backs up and she goes ‘Look, Jimmy! Boobs! I got my boobs!’ [Laughs.] It sounds like I’m making this up, right? And I’m like, ‘Yeah… yeah, uh huh!’ ‘Yeah, they always used to call me Flatty Patti, but look!’ And she was just funny and fun and innocent, but it’s like Doug and Patti together again, ten years later, right?
>So this is all wonderful, right? And then she wheels and goes, ‘Oh, Jimmy, I want you to meet my husband.’
>And I don’t even remember the rest of the evening.
It dougs
It actually makes you duck if I recall its just a really stupid pun
Jesus Christ. This autsitic obsessive kind of shit hits really close to home, but like most normal people I grew out of it
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This is how not to think or behave as a functioning independent human adult
I laughed so hard I felt bad.
You could've fucking asked her on the phone wether she was married or not. Wow this guy is a fucking idiot
Or don't build someone up in your head like a 12 year old