See memes of this guy everywhere

>see memes of this guy everywhere
>expect him to be a zealous crusader like the guy from elder scrolls that hates elves
>finally get around to playing dark souls
>meet him in game for the first time
>jolly cooperation

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so, you were retarded, and judged him based on his armor, is what you're saying.

Hi. My name is Skra and this is my first build.

I started playing Dark Souls Oct 11, 2016. I wanted to role play this game as a knight for no other reason than I like the way knight armor looks. I realize that there are better defensive options. It seems to me that new players almost always tend to make a Giant Dad and I want to do something different. This build is what I have ended up with.

While learning this game, I realized that the Claymore has TWO thrust attacks: a one-handed thrust attack and a rolling two-handed thrust attack. So, whether I’m one-handing or two-handing my Claymore, the Leo Ring bonus damage would always be available to me. It occurred to me that the Leo Ring would go with my build nicely considering that I'm fast rolling in medium armor.

With Charcoal Pine Resin applied and the Leo Ring counter bonus triggered, my one-handed R2 thrust attack does 820 damage against the Cleric in the Darkroot Garden. My two-handed rolling thrust attack does 836 damage against him. The Leo Ring aside, stabbing the Cleric in the back one-handed yields 884 damage, a two-handed backstab yields 901 damage and Riposte is 1048 damage (I used the Cleric for testing because he heals himself). With the Green Blossom and the Grass Crest Shield regenerating my stamina, I rarely find myself unable to use my rolling thrust attack. It's just always there.

I've read in the forums that the contemporary quality build is 27/40 because of the two-handed bonus for strength, but I wanted to make certain that my one-handed thrust attack did as much damage as efficiently possible because the damage bonus granted by the Leo Ring is percentage based. Also, since my two-handed thrust attack requires rolling, I had to figure out a way to get my equipment burden below 25% so that I could fast roll without being too squishy because my vitality is so low.

So, my first build is finished. This is it. It's my Veteran Knight and I love it.
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THE NAMES PENLINAL YOU FETCHER

Maybe you shouldn't fucking base your opinions on things you read on Sup Forums.

Maybe you shouldn't live your life through fucking memes, you idiot.

I hope you learned your lesson, you stupid child.

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I hope that this don't trigger anyone but.

I actually killed Solaire, and the rest of the NPCs in dark souls, I didn't even talked to him, I go directly to the kill.

Why?

And that's a bad thing somehow?

autism

I killed Petrus too if that helps.

le deus vult xD

>like the guy from elder scrolls that hates elves

Pelinal Whitestrake you fucking peasant.

In a cold dark world full of demons, zombies, curses, and death, he was an optimistic guy willing to be your friend and help you whenever he could. What more could you want?

>What more could you want?
Maneater Mildred to sit on my face.

This guy is a bro, helped me with most of the bosses and made the final boss so easy. Killed him in one try, was expecting more of the king desu.

Why?

this guy fucking gets it

Do you guys praise the sun IRL with your bros on campus? Non-college plebeians need not apply.

What did he mean by finding his own sun?
I didn't get its goal.

Thank you.

>not Gwynevere
if your face is not going to survive anyway, may as well go all out

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>implying I don't specifically want my head to be crushed under that thicc swamp-dwelling ass and my body used to feed mildred's tubby tummy

>implying it will be crushed and not swallowed by soft pale ass flesh engulfing and sufficating you
rip user, he died the way he wish he lived

Stop. I can only get so hard.

ignore this user, tell me more

dude how did you know how to save him on your first run. even with guides it's kind of obtuse

I liked dark souls 3 but I am a little miffed that it debunked the popular and plausible fan theory about solaire's nature

DS3 was shit.

thank you for sharing your thoughts

I looked up some things because what I hate most in games are missables. Like losing a strong weapon forever because i didn't know about it.

sorry user, I went looking for Maneater Mildred facesitting art and was severely disappointed. You'll have to carry the torch, I'm a broken man

I'm doing a second run with a sorcerer, what should i level up aside from int? I just beat the bell gargoyles

attunement

maybe try for whoever her analogue was in demon souls

did you use the drake sword you little girl

What about endurance and vitality?

>tfw mildred will never force you to massage her gurgling, squirming belly, the screams from within only barely masked by her bassy, toxic farts before eventually pushing out a bone-filled pile of semi-solid waste, then sitting on your face and sending you to the same fate

god damn this image always gets me

We're all gonna make it, bro.

THAT SHIT'S MY JAM
I can't believe for all the fetishists out there that there isn't more material involving Mildred and that, I mean come on half her fucking name is Maneater

Nice build, keep it up, proud of you

nice build bro mind if I borrow it

fuck you. No, really, fuck you. That insipid little fan theory does nothing but detract from the strengths of Solaire's character and the entire purpose surrounding his writing.

Hmm, what was it that made Solaire so strong and what motivated him to continually persevere? His gear states that it isn't particularly special, just high quality, and there's nothing else about him that would blatantly give him an advantage with the trials he faced. oh lol nevermind he's a god

Can it be that his "sun" he's looking for is a metaphor for for man's yearning for a deeper motivation, as well as having deeper parallels with the narrative of the fire fading and men going hollow from losing their will to live? lol nope his dad is gwyn

fucking phillistine

>tfw she will never give you toxic status from sitting on your face and farting

man this thread got weird

got hot you mean

Shhh. Let it happen.

hey man, we're just celebrating the reveal of The Ringed City

sorry you feel that way

the theory held that he became human so the things you're saying still kind of apply

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but that's stupid too. Gods don't have a fragment of the dark soul, so they're not human, so they can't lose it, so they can't go hollow. Solaire does go hollow in one of his endings. But even if you did find a way to handwave that away, there is ZERO precedent for a god "becoming human."

>so they can't go hollow

I dunno lad, gwyn was looking pretty hollow to me

>1100 HP
lul

He's literally the only ray of sunshine in the game and I love him

that's because he burned his lord soul, the thing that elevated him above a pygmy in the same way that humanity, the shards of the dark soul, do for humans, for a millennium in order to fuel the first flame. And I think it's pretty obvious that this was a narrative conceit and a bit of dramatic irony considering Gwyn's hand in the hollowing curse and to draw parallels with him and the player character.

Either way, just because you CAN invent some batshit, convoluted theory for why solaire is totally gwyn's firstborn, it doesn't enrich his character in the slightest. If anything, it takes away from it. Christ, I bet you're one of those "IT WAS A COMA ALL ALONG" people.

Gwen became hollow. It still doesn't explain how Solair could be human but hollowing could happen

Are sorcerers usually healthy and durable?

what you're aiming for is a glass cannon, you need high attunement for best spells