Hey bro sit down and play videogames with us

>Hey bro sit down and play videogames with us

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>not wanting to promote spinal health while being a fucking autistic game-playing manchild

>Here are your gaming shoes, bro.

>Here is your cig holder, bro. Try not to sprinkle ash on my carpet.

Eh, that one doesn't look that bad, and it looks like you can also use it as a normal chair, the real problem are those awful colors.

Fucking smokefags.

is this a fucking jojo reference

>not being able to work all four triggers while maintaining a claw grip and holding a cigarette
casuals

That looks pretty comfortable honestly

Underage libtard, please go

>Do you not sit down on a good game chair of the comfort?

That's so bad its almost Shakespearean

No famalog, it's a slavery reference.

My pet monster.

I've always wanted slave anklets

This makes me incredibly angry.

Engrish is the best.

I thought willfully harming your buddy was a sin, conservaturd.

>Hey user pull up a seat and go a few rounds with us!

I KNOW YOU GOT THIS FROM BAKAUDON'S TWITTER YOU SICK FUCK, SPILL IT OUT

This marketing speaks to me
>Do you not sit down on a good game chair of the comfort?
Now that I think about it, maybe not???

This looks both ridiculously uncomfortable and unreasonably bad for your spine.
These might look okay if the slave chains weren't nickelodeon orange
>Being so lazy about smoking that you can't just put your cigarette in an ash-tray and putting it on a shitty plastic ring on your finger and letting ash get everywhere
This is just as bad as the first thing.

People smoke the same reason you jerk off all the time. For relief.

Quality thread

Only because smoking drives them to need to smoke more to get that relief.

what

Maybe I would if you'd turn your fucking TV on

This would put strain on both shoulders and elbows, I used to sit like that on my bed and after a while my arms were fucked.

>soaking of meat and hatred
fantastic.

>mfw you can hide a dildo inside that seat

Smoking fucking sucks, it gets brown shit everywhere.

sure bro here's your TV

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Why is the pS2 upside-down?

Its not

It could work tho

You dont think masturbating does the same thing, and masturbating kills all drive and motivation
>inb4 masturbating kills motivation but smoking kills lives

Do you not sit down on a good game chair of the comfort?

what are you talking about?, thats how the original ps2's looked, if anything the picture is mirrored for some weird reason.

where do i get me one of these

hey yea what the fuck

I bought a huge bean bag for $40. It's what my sister and I sit on whenever we play together.

>It's what my sister and I sit on whenever we play together.

L-lewd.

Dr. Pepper was a real doctor but lost his credentials in many malpractice suits

wait a fucking second
i think i own that DVD player

>AustralianFamily.jpg

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Is that the new switch slim?

>smoker logic

>he doesn't Slater
When did Sup Forums become so lamo?

Ebin

bleh

thank fucking christ controllers arent wired any more

>he doesn't smoke?? what a fuckin idiot amirite? *snorts and coughs*

reality kills all drive and motivation. smoking is just for retards.

Sure. Let me just slip on from behind.

Oh ur so bad.

U know u wanted it.

Both start to laugh. The end

you're both retarded, go eat glass elsewhere.

>not practicing proper posture

You're not making any sense, man.

>just stare and smile and everything will be fine and nothing bad will ever happen
those soulless eyes its like shes a sex robot

>t. the guy who vapes

please stop posting. thanks

As someone who had a discectomy done recently this looks uncomfortable

no its the guy who isn't such a gigantic faggot that he imposes his views on others.

go fuck a beach umbrella.

That's an insult to sexbots.

Is this a good way to sit?

This reminded me for some reason that I want a cute choker.

When will shoe companies stop pandering to the black community.

>using one of these with a tightly rolled marijuana cigarette

thats dank

So I can fuck your ass while I choke you?

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got any ideas for a cute one user?
want one too

>he imposes his views on others
what view did I impose on him or anyone?

>fuck a beach umbrella XDDDD
no u

>so shy teehee

Of course!
Being choked feels great.
Can't say, I only own a collar and I'd never wear that out unless I was dating a guy and he asked me to.

Is this to prevent niggers from stealing your shoes?

you were trying to impose the idea that I vape when that is not true at all, I hate when people push their ideals on others and act like smug pricks about it.

fucking hell just be nice and stop arguing about who's dick is better to suck.

>Actually defending smoking

I'd make you wear a choker when we were going out ~

Remember, the cutest ones are made of iron and don't come off.

but of course user

Like this?

I'm too subconscious about my abnormally large plumbers crack to do this

Buy pants that fit?

>playing PS2 on a non-CRT television

Sounds nice.
That sounds like it's just a shackle.

>saying you vape as an insult is an ideal

not sure you know what that means, dum dum

>stop being mean oh my gosh
so you're the hero now? wew.

>he owns a dvd player

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Fucking faggots.

>Captcha: Cajones close

Under-rated post.

>not owning a top of the line, cutting edge betamax/vhs/laserdisk/dvd/hd-dvd/blu-ray player

I have white girl (male) ass so that doesn't help

I'd also put a chain on it so I pull it as I fuck you

Don't you want to beat the game user?

I would definitely fall flat on my face using that

Came here to post this

Why not just pull the collar itself?
Well, I do.

>mfw my old smoking habit allowed me to perfect a claw grip

It's the one thing I'm thankful for looking back at that disgusting shit.

I don't think you even know what you're arguing against anymore.

This thread is getting lewder by the second

Hey bro, you bring your chicken helmet? Let's snack it up while we game!

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