HEY ITSA ME MARIO MAKE SURE TO BUY SKYRIM FOR NINTENDO SWITCH

HEY ITSA ME MARIO MAKE SURE TO BUY SKYRIM FOR NINTENDO SWITCH

you're not fooling me shigeru miyamoto

BING! BONG! YAHOO!
*ONE UP SOUND*
WAHOO!

Hey now friend I don't think that's shiheru miyamoto there

Bought it used on 360.
And buying consoles/handhelds less than a year after launch is as stupid as Fallout 4's plot.

You should just buy it new for the nintendo switch. Don't you want to help out you're favorite developers?

Of course i'll support franchises i like, todd.

That's not skyrim though and also I am not todd friend

We had this thread before.

FUCK YOU BUY MY GAME

It's no use.

A merciful God that occasionally overruled our at times painful Free Will would have pulled the plug on Sup Forums.

There is a God, but he leaves us to each other's mercy.

There is none to be had here.

Of course it isn't Skyrim, todd, Dragon Quest has classes!

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FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT TODD AND BUY MY FUCKING GAME

But I'm a poorfag. I had to pirate skyrim before just so I could afford food without having to miss out on playing it.
It was shit.

Where am I? This weird dream thread, déjà vu!

You what? Look if you go buy Skyrim right now I'll let you off the hook

If you're not todd, why are you selling it as "your" game?

>MY

Nice try Todd sama.

San.

It's -san.

Okay fine I am Todd now will you buy my game or not

I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TODD!

WHOA!!! Hey champ, haha, bet you're all bored with Fallout 4 now aren't you! Luckily for you, The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim for Nintendo Switch is right around the corner!

Well then you're about to not have a life either then

Do it pussy! I want this!

Haha yes I for one will buy TWO copies of skyrim

DON'T TEST ME

"yeah i'm pretty excited for that new skyrim for nintendo switch you can take with you and re-experience all your favourite parts of skyrim on the go"

I plan to purchase three copies myself.

H-hey Todd Ho- I mean Mr. Cowboy. Can i please have one of those copies of Skyrim? I don't have much and seeing as you can't really use your second copy i thought that maybe you could give it to someone who is a big fan of the recent way TES has gone.

Excuse me, Mr. Howard.

I'd like to buy all copies of all your games, please.

Just pull the trigger. Set me free. Free like your game.

>buy

No can do friend if I did how would you support the developer?

>the switch can play a 6 year old game
Revolutionary.

Hm I've changed my mind maybe you will be of use later

i mean the alternative for me would be to buy it used and we both know nobody wants that. I could maybe shill about how great FO4 and all its DLC truly are!

I already am of use. I'm seeding Skyrim as we speak.

Hey bro that's not cool. That's illegal and hurts awsome dudes like Bethesda.

HEY

Another Todd thread?

Well, he is /ourguy/ after all

>Funny
>cute
>loves making games

Why don't you like him?

Because he's a manlet.