This has to all be one big elaborate hoax, right?

This has to all be one big elaborate hoax, right?

youtu.be/m-UF1hqCTqo?t=33m27s

There's no way someone is this bad at vidya.

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Don't link to this autism

WOOOOOOOOW dude, this boss is, like, insanely hard:

youtube.com/watch?v=Eswbj2Qk_g8&t=13m14s

>I'm Pretending to be retarded

He is a narcissistic delusional manchild who blames everything and everyone but himself.In his view he is without flaws,and everyone is against him,hope his "business" crashes and burns. Can't wait for that day when he is forced to live on the street and complains about "bugged life mechanics".

>hope his "business" crashes and burns
its already happening

The way he can shift blame to others is almost pathological at this point. Also, he can pretty much rationalize everything it seems. I wonder how long until his little circlejerk forum falls apart if he treats mistreating his loyal fans.

Mods do your fucking job for once

Does he even like videogames? I don't think I have ever heard him say "that was fun" or something like that.

considering he made playing video games into a 9-5 job, I don't think so. he is literally a slave to playing video games because his model never changed and it's just raw gameplay uploads so it's quantity over quality.

Stupid little autistic nerds mad at the based god

>Someone spends hours editing a 2 hour long video with youtube comments pasted over relevant parts

It's the fucking autism olympics

I can rewatch the fight with The End in mgs3 and still be amazed at how he fucks himself over.

Nigger I'm not watching 80 hours of gameplay to see the fail moments.

That's really not hard to do, though. Time consuming sure, but not hard.

Well, seeing how it has 200k clicks I could see people making a living on shitting on him.

>not watching 80 hours
Someone did and spent hours editing it all together. Fuck DSP but fuck these retards just the same.

DSP is /our guy/

Yeah but I just reap the benefits, not like I'm the one making the TIHYDP

>I just reap the benefits
I know what you mean I'm just amazed that there's hundreds of edited videos like that one.

Not him but the youtube comment shit is just obnoxious. I don't need Niggerfaggot420 to chime in every 5 seconds to let me know when Phil's done something retarded. The ones without that stuff are good.

youtube.com/watch?v=EtiVJ_Iyoqo

He's still better at games than Egoraptor

Just a reminder his GF's nudes are somewhere on his PC and no one got around to it yet.

What are some choice WOOOOOW moments from Game grumps? I haven't watched since Jon left.

EvilAJ only made a few of them, it's just that others followed his format after they were so popular.

I like the one did for GameGrump's OoT playthrough because it wasn't so much bitching as it was putting into words why Arin was wrong and how his opinion on the game was founded on faulty logic.

the problem is his attitude, he thinks he is the best at everything, and so when he fails, he doesn't see his failing and try to not do it again, instead he blames everything else (the game, the controller, the tv)

he never improves because he arrogantly thinks he's already at the peak

youtube.com/watch?v=p5Xzd8YPPjc
I would direct you to this video and after you watch it if you still consider Phil to be "ourguy" "god" "goodatgame" or some other bs then find the nearest bridge and jump off it while yelling his name.

Not him but
youtu.be/fJg3HP36FrM?t=17m43s

In context, Arin forgot he picked up the bomb bag and was trying to do the dungeon without looking in his inventory and realizing he has bombs now.

I'm not even joking when I say I'd fuck the living shit out of Panda Lee. She looks decent when she bothers to wear female clothes and not whatever baggy shit she usually wars. Someone post her April O'Neil cosplay.

What does a girl like her see in a troll like Phil?

This is the difference between Jon and Dan. Jon will get outright confrontational and loud when he thought Arin was wrong, but Dan will passive-aggressively snipe at your faults.

youtube.com/watch?v=Rcv2eYbdElE

I want to be in the same room as Phil and watch him play vidya.
Each time he does something wrong and complains about it, I would swiftly deliver a punch to the back of his head. As he continues to fuck up, more and more the assaults become increasingly extreme. I would begin using household items to strike him with. I would stop if he did something correct without any outside source for help. Most of the day would be spent beating him because, holy shit is he bad at video games.

probably her first boyfriend and now she's stuck

She has actual autism. Just listen to her in his vids

The recent MKX vid was fun - youtu.be/rGOYkP893To

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>This has to all be one big elaborate hoax, right?

Yes. It's a character. The times when he's out of character he's actually a really cool dude. He's not the only person who has done this.

youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE

Apparently he knew her since she was sixteen, so she never went to college and just rode his dick and leeched off him since she moved in with him. She's been riding the gravy train for years without having to work until last year.

She's a lazy bitch basically and saw Phil's internet dollars as an easy life.

>Yes. It's a character.

I'm sorry, I can't believe it. Like Slowbeef said, if he's faking it and this is all planned then he's the greatest comedic genius since Andy Kaufman. And I'm not prepared to believe that.

Slowbeef has said a lot of dumb shit though.

He's not wrong in this instance though. If it's all a planned act then Phil is a genius.

Why would anyone play a "character" that will put him on the street And makes everyone hate him?

Cause it worked for a while but that whole style of internet comedy is dead. The joke has run its course.

No it is not. There's no arguing here, but Phil just amplifies something that's natural to him because it brings him attention. He isn't playing shit.

lets endure of resident evil 4 was painful he is so bad i can't belive anyone pays this retard
youtube.com/watch?v=J2EyyZ0jzo8

DSP is a literal god

Go sleep on the couch Phil.

>let's endure

Please god no, just stick to TIHYDPs

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To think he was once making so much money he could; buy a BMW, pay his and others tickets and lodgings for fighting game events and drown his apartment in collectables. And now he has to beg to stay afloat.

What's wrong with him? Did he just blow all the money he was earning?

>Let's Endure
More painful to watch than just watching his actual playthrough.

youtube.com/watch?v=rdN9XPq6A5g

*12-5 job

No, it's not a character. He's just criminally incompetent.
youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc

*snort*

Ok I'm gonna end this, the video I posted in that post is of Chris Chan trying to be normal, which he is not. My post was irony, DSP isn't an act.

Glad yall got the joke.

Are there any video game characters that are DSP tier?

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Yes he did. He bought a nice house in Washington for him and his idiot girlfriend and didn't sell the condo he was living in. So while he was paying for this new house and all other sorts of new shit that ended up in him having massive debts, he was still paying for that condo which, if you take his word for it, has diminished signficantly in value.

That's not even talking about the multi-thousands of dollars he spent to have a "vacation" in the city he lives an hour from.

Horrible money management skills. He's also living WAY above his means.

>clears throat
>belch

amazing joke

kek

best video of all time

>alarm in the background

could he seriously not wait for that shit to turn itself off?

Who is this guy and is he really bad at games?

>Who is this guy

A let's player

>and is he really bad at games?

You have no fucking idea. This guy is so bad, that the majority of games he does you could competently make a video SEVERAL HOURS long that is nothing but a highlight of his fuckups.

What are the best "This is how you DONT play" vids that show how shitty he is?

>video SEVERAL HOURS long

Any of the ones EvilAJ did, for a start.

MGS games

HOW DO YOU USE RAAATIONS

>Start watching his Re7 play through
>He gets to the first molded fight
>Stands there like a retard and let's himself get killed
>"Wooow, two hits, nice"

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I have far too many of these

Seeing him drive in any of the GTA games drives me infuckingsane.

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How are they THIS bad?

>Super Mario 64 is ugly
This faggot

He peaked to god hood during his Heavy Rain play through....then it was all downhill from there

Do have anything related to driving?

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I saw a vid once of him struggling hardcore on one of the sly cooper games...you know those games designed for 7 year olds.....

DSP really proves just how pathetically easy most games actually are though. he eventually stumbles his way to the end no matter how awful he plays

He cracks me up tbf

Last one, I actually ran out

DSP Tries It:

>tfw starting to pick up DSP mannerisms when playing vidya after watching numerous TIHYDP videos

help

Which ones and are you in front of people when doing it?

Whatever man, your mannerisms are bugged

Same, I only get hard now while masterbating on a stream

It's a game bug.

>tfw SoK member

Which one are you?

I feel like a retard because this one took me a second