Kek

kek

>Move is optional
>Joycons are obligatory
LMAO

Name 1 game that requires more than a pair of Joycons.

>capture button

Sony really failed to understand the Wii effect, didn't they?
To be fair, Nintendo too seems to not be sure of what went right

Well I guess when you compare a secondary peripheral product released in late 2010 to one that's integral and coming out in early 2017 the newer product is going to look better. What a groundbreaking observation, bravo.

What the fuck is HD rumble?

Something something shaking ice in a glass.

I picked up some move controllers for fucking dirt cheap a few years back for like $10 a piece
Kind of shocked me they upped the price for PSVR

>80 bucks just for the new Nintendo's obligatory gimmick

Very precise haptic feedback.
Look for hands-on impressions of Vive controllers, they pack the same tech

>To be fair, Nintendo too seems to not be sure of what went right

It's kind of baffling to me that they're not bundling a simple local multiplayer/tech demo game that shows off the system's features like Wii Sports, especially at the $300 price point.

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You can stick PS Moves in both your boypussy and ass

You can't use joycons that way because they're too small

Sony: 1
Nintendo: 0

It's when your hard drive starts making clicking noises.

nope faggot. Joycons are obligatory but you get them with the console. dont talk simple and mention shit in a way to arouse the stupid fucks to think you are correct.

Joycon have better rumble, so it's a more realistic experience. You can feel the jizz
Wait for the overpriced third party dildo accessory.
Nintendo: 2
Sony: 1

He means yoy need a pair at least so eventually when they fuck out, youre gonna need to buy new ones at that low low price

I had a relative who attended the switch event, his favourite thing was the HD rumble, sound was clear af. Also, he said the switch in his hands felt "magical".

arms

I only have one asshole....
is there something you'd like to share, user?

It's an amazing tech, really.
I hope people use it to the hell and back because it has so much potential. It's way more exciting and a third castrated PC in the market.
But you can't understand it without holding and using it.
Ice Cubes came as awkward, but there's no way to explain that won't sound like technobable

Ask Chris-chan

or better not, if you value your sanity

Nice tech, sadly almost no games will ever use it tho :3

Regular controls supported user

People tried with the Wii Motes, maybe something cool will come of it too.
Worse case it's like the kinect and non-vidya people use it for their own things

DONT

kek

>Joycons are obligatory
No, they are not.

Not quite what I meant, but also a factor.
Look at the control scheme of the new Zelda.
Now think back to Wii Sports. How simple it was to get into the game.
How the multiplayer experience and the shalow but present skill curve gave it lots of replayability.
Now look back the controls of Zelda.

>Worse case it's like the kinect and non-vidya people use it for their own things

I know guys who did actual science with Kinects, but that only worked because Microsoft provided an open API to use Kinect on PCs - and for Nintendo, the words "open" and "PC" are synonymous with "plague".

of course the haters are ignorant of the matter entierely.