Shhh, kid.
Shhh, kid
*pushes user aside, forcefully*
Very funny.
Is he the greatest cuck in vidya?
>killed all the monsters
>almost died several times
>the black guy got the girls
Great post. Gotta be.
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>black guy
Who?
The second sword, tell me; Is it in case the first one breaks? Smart!
*fart* OHOHOHOHOHO
>the black guy
It's funny because there isn't a single nigger in Witcher 3.
got their arses whipped like a novigrad whore
>the bank quest
Based Polacks
mmh
>not playing with the desert/blacked mod
Sigh...
YOU'VE NO RESPECT FOR OUR CUSTOMS
he speaks like a brit in the english translations of the books and this fucks my immersion up.
TOP NOTCH SWORDS
>sells armor
Also can someone post the classic Geralt BTFOing Yennefer pic
HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
THE GUARD BRINGS PEACE TO OUR DOMAINS
FLOUT ITS WRIT AND ROT IN CHAINS
>tfw you break up with Yennefer and tell her you don't have to take shit from her anymore at Kaer Morhen so she teleports you into the lake
Umaumama em ememe.
JUST!
Slicked back short hair Geralt is best Geralt
>In the polish dub of Zootopia, they changed the white wolf's name to Geralt
>tfw cant fuck and impregnate the empress
Shaved sides w/ ponytail is best
Gtfo gaybo
>tfw that feel
>tfw exactly like the witcher
This handsome Red Menace wishes to plunder your pockets and expects no resistance from you unless you wish to feel his cold steel in your worthless gut.
What do?
YOU''LL CHOKE TO DEATH ON THREE POUNDS OF STEEL.
Where are all my witcher memes
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Bat eyelashes. Sway my ass a little. You know.
WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A LAD
faggot.
Why is Hearts of Stone the best fucking thing ever