Shhh, kid

Shhh, kid.

*pushes user aside, forcefully*
Very funny.

Is he the greatest cuck in vidya?

>killed all the monsters
>almost died several times
>the black guy got the girls

Great post. Gotta be.

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>black guy

Who?

The second sword, tell me; Is it in case the first one breaks? Smart!

*fart* OHOHOHOHOHO

>the black guy

It's funny because there isn't a single nigger in Witcher 3.

got their arses whipped like a novigrad whore

>the bank quest

Based Polacks

mmh

>not playing with the desert/blacked mod

Sigh...

YOU'VE NO RESPECT FOR OUR CUSTOMS

he speaks like a brit in the english translations of the books and this fucks my immersion up.

TOP NOTCH SWORDS

>sells armor

Also can someone post the classic Geralt BTFOing Yennefer pic

HHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

THE GUARD BRINGS PEACE TO OUR DOMAINS

FLOUT ITS WRIT AND ROT IN CHAINS

>tfw you break up with Yennefer and tell her you don't have to take shit from her anymore at Kaer Morhen so she teleports you into the lake

Umaumama em ememe.

JUST!

Slicked back short hair Geralt is best Geralt

>In the polish dub of Zootopia, they changed the white wolf's name to Geralt

>tfw cant fuck and impregnate the empress

Shaved sides w/ ponytail is best
Gtfo gaybo

>tfw that feel

>tfw exactly like the witcher

This handsome Red Menace wishes to plunder your pockets and expects no resistance from you unless you wish to feel his cold steel in your worthless gut.

What do?

YOU''LL CHOKE TO DEATH ON THREE POUNDS OF STEEL.

Where are all my witcher memes

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Bat eyelashes. Sway my ass a little. You know.

WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A LAD

faggot.

Why is Hearts of Stone the best fucking thing ever