ITT: Autistic shit you do while playing video games

ITT: Autistic shit you do while playing video games

>pressing buttons harder for more power

>keep pressing the throw button in pokemon games after I throw a pokeball cause I think it increases the chance of catching

while playing racing games like mario kart, I lean to the direction I am turning even if there are no motion controls

>Leaning around slighter to look round a corner in-game.
>Talk to npcs out loud, nothing extensive. Just one-liners like "Taste my steel!"
>Murder NPCS so you can remove their clothes and furiously masturbate to their dead bodies.

DO NOT BULLY SATANYA!

Reload my gun so damn often I die due to the animation.

I cry when I reach emotional moments in games. It doesn't matter if the moment is happy or sad.

Same

fart whenever turbo on racing games XD

This and this . Both are things I've been doing since I was a child, and I don't think I'll stop now.

Are you a grill?

>>pressing buttons harder for more power- 9 posts and 1 image reply shown.
Was true in the PS2 GTA games at least.

I obsessively look at the play art in Madden

>Playing Madden

I love how everyone has their own shit for this.

Some people just mash, some just alternate A and B, Some press it every time the ball shakes

Constantly saving in different slots in jrpg's because I might miss something and want to go to a older save

>never actually go back to older save

I played the long war mod of Xcom enemy within when I noticed that the Exalt have a unique unit named Iago Van Doorn, the brother of an Xcom unique unit Peter Van Doorn, who I brought along on the mission. I took many turns and sacrifice 2 soldiers to get Iago alone down to 3 health with Peter right next to him on my turn. He tried to talk some sense into his brother, and for 5 minutes I roleplayed an argument between them before Peter finally was forced to put his brother down to stop the Exalt threat.

I still have the save file right before the final shot was made.

>cry while my wife fucks her bf in the other room

>cry
You should be masturbating.

Screenshot

mash buttons during a loading screen

> actually talk back to the NPC's who say something when I pass

It is really bad when I play The Division

In every single game I've played, I've tried to make the mc do some sort of dance by moving him/her in short intervals.

I just spin then around in circles as fast as I can.

Actually, that was a mechanic in "Barbarian Onslaught: the Secret of Steel". You would do either light or heavy attacks based on the length of the press.

A slight variation of this, I always keep endgame save files even though I never go back to it and start a new game instead. Must have had two memory cards worth of FF files alone on the psx.

Restart the game when I'm 90% finished because another class or build might be fun as well

Pretty sure everyone does that, it is just fun to do. Same with making characters crouch and stand as fast as you can.

>play Yakuza 4
>finish the game
>383 saves
>mfw
>i actually had to back a couple of times because of RNG

>Assassin's Creed
Still the best game series for that

on playstation this is actually a thing for some games, they started doing pressure sensitive buttons with the ps2 I think?

Min Max all day every day

Yell at the top of my lungs when I die
Scream as loud as I can when something scares me

I moved out of my mom's house 2 years ago and I still do this

Not in video games but I like to run around everywhere and hop sometimes like I'm speedrunning Dark Souls in real life

>playing a game
>something happens that gets me up
>start overthinking things, anything
>go through an existential crisis
>start questioning everything I've done and where I'm seeing myself
>get to conclusions and feel intellectually stimulated
>sighs and brush them away as silly thoughts

and repeat

>also talk shit back to a character in a game when I'm drunk

>never roleplay, only ever go with equipment and choices that are the best for damage output
>too lazy to properly minmax

>Play the game saving potions for the last boss and making the other battles harder
>have enough potion to kill the last boss thousands times

>Playing an RPG
>Read the dialogue options aloud in a voice.

Then it gets worse

>Pretend I made my own dialogue choice

Pretend that I'm doing a let's play/streaming the game and talking to an audience, answering questions they might ask

Oh fuck off I used to do that and always hated my guts and smack my leg when I catch myself doing that shit

Fucking hate having a small attention span

Bethesda RPGs taught me to do this.
One save corruption is all I needed to waste 30 hours and learn a lesson

I want to drink Satania-chan's pee.

When I'm playing doom ,or any fps in general, and something barely misses me by flying over my head i sometimes reflexively duck a little.

>lean into the screen for more speed/reaction time

Took some doing to get them right next to each other. Wish I could have gotten them right next to the Exalt Hologlobe, but you take what you can get with Xcom.

>mfw can't remember the last time I didn't use all available save slots multiple times for a game.

Also fuck Xenoblade X. 400+ hour RPG with only one save slot per account that's a pain to back up because it adds the 10+gb data files to the save file can go fuck itself.

Completionist, I just OCD everything. Not fun in the least, it literally is a mild form of OCD. Made me stop playing single player games.

Not all of this OCD is due to completionist urges though. Sometimes I fear bugs so I make sure I do things the "right way" so as to not confuse the game. Sometimes I don't skip dialogue lines or cutscenes fearing a certain event flag won't be triggered.

I used to mash X during loading screens to make the bar go faster when I was a kid.

>bouncing up and down to jump higher

>Grunt in real life when my character rolls or dodges

Back when I was playing Diablo 2 I thought I had better drops on boss if I had inventory opened. It just worked. I would open the inventory just in case.

>scream everytime i lose
>stop a moment to listen to the OST
>scream like crazy everytime i got knocked down in COD Zombies to alert to my cousin and lil bro

2 of the things angers my mom so much

wtf is that furry shit

I like to hit the shoulder buttons on my DualShock in succession a bunch when I'm waiting for loading screens

i'm gonna try this on my self found sp p8 difficulty run

>it's a satania-sama shitposting general disguised as videogames discussion

I never use consumable items because I might need them late game, then I don't bother using them late game.
It's a habit I picked up from FF games. I recently played Dark Souls 2 and only used 2 effigies. I spent the entire game hollowed and had 75 effigies by the end of the game.

Do NOT bully Satania.

You're a retard.

dumb satania posters

...

nice videogames faggot

Fag

DELETE

I know.

thanks

>199/200
>Shit better reload
>200/200
>Try to shoot only one bullet
>Trigger my own autism
This would be a normie thing if I wasn't doing it adnausum every 10 seconds

You're a videogame.

my adopted blonde-haired, blue-eyed sister still sits on my lap sometimes while playing games together out of old habits when we were younger. is this considered autistic?

in dragons dogma while killing a giant i jump off it while its falling and do a hero landing and face the camera while the victory song plays

Grunt whenever I get hit in a game, I also got into the habit of doing a single clap when I die in a game, it kind of get rids of the anger and lets me focus again.

I love how adding anime to any picture makes it unfunny, irreparable shit.

Yes, not figuring out she wants to fuck might be considered autism, onii-chan.

>blonde-haired, blue-eyed sister

we've done stuff before

>Talk to the characters in game as if I'm actually there
>Sometimes come up with my own interactions with the characters if the game doesn't allow it
>Develop relationships with what are essentially points of data in a computer

she actually watches gabriel dropout and i watched with her once. this is her btw

One of the first RPGs I played was Super Mario RPG. After that, whenever I play another RPG I still tend to wait for the attack animations to play and try to do timed hits.In some games it doesn't matter and in others it fucks me up.

Roleplay as my character

Hey I remember you
You post her a lot whats with that

>Its the chink who wants to fuck his white step sister again

>play RPG
>eventually git gud at it
>put handicaps on myself, specially 0 buffs
>when the time comes, unleash my full power and release every handicap
>raging autistic boner while everything just fucking explodes into oblivion
Extra points for Magic class.

I find myself ducking down a bit when I'm trying to hide in games, like it'll somehow make it harder for enemies to spot me.

>when you're 4 reloads in and realize the ammunition left in the magazine is discarded rather than kept

>he clearly has 4 hp

I knew this story was bullshit. What kind of weapons - grade autism do you have to have to lie about something you saw playing a video game? It would have been neat if it was true though.

sorry, but i just like talking about her. maybe i should stop

I hum or sing little jingles to myself when I play something I'm just crashing throuhh, like an easy shooter level or Dead rising. I'm partial to "Getting STRONG now!"

>forgot a number I saw months ago

Well, you got me.

probably, it's only a matter of time before she gets nailed by chad

>yfw you realize it's impossible to tell if anything in the real world is any more real than 1s and 0s on a computer screen

>wants to
Pretty sure he already has.

Is there such a thing as getting cucked by your sister?

i didn't think so, but that user is making it sound like it could be an actual thing.

don't worry. she won't

That screaming shit that a lot of let's players do a majority of the time? I do that alone to any game that I'm close to dying in - especially in Smite or Titanfall

I-it was just a joke, I think your story is actually pretty neat....I'm sorry for trying to troll you :(

I like games that do this because it challenges you to manage your ammo in a more strategic manner.

>playing tf2
>say stupid shit while playing to not get angry when someone kills me

>he presses A+B when the pokeball hits

what games do you play?

Why is Gabriel such a fucking BITCH?