Literally everyone in this picture is the same person

>Literally everyone in this picture is the same person
This is how ridiculous and bat shit insane the Kingdom Hearts story is and I have to admit, I fucking love it. Like yeah it's retarded as beyond fuck but it's highly entertaining and a fun ride. It has a charm to it. Kingdom Hearts thread too. How are you guys enjoying KH 2.8?

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Dio?

I stopped paying attention to the story after KH2

Jesus, even the timeline is a clusterfuck

I unfortunately haven't bought it yet because 1, I don't like DDD, and 2, I'm not sure if Aqua's minigame is good enough to justify the price yet. Would have been much better if it was paired with BBS.

you're missing vanitas, marluxia, and luxord

It's a straight line, with colored lines pointing out the collections

I'M ALREADY HALF XENAHORT

I just really don't get it. Who the FUCK though that mixing cartoony Disney characters and edgy anime fagggots was a good idea?

I like this series despite its nature as a clusterfuck.

Where's recoded in all of this?

the funny thing is that now Kingdom Hearts is now about the original characters and less and less about Disney and Square.

And he isn't even the real villain

Fucking nomura, man gotta love him

>After all these years nobody knows what's in Kingdom Hearts

One thing I always wanted to know. Who the fuck is the target audience for Kingdom Hearts? It can't be kids because this story is WAY to difficult for kids to understand (hell there are more adults who don't understand the story than those who do). And it's not targeted as a mature game because it features Disney characters. I guess teens like the Final Fantasy audience?

So what exactly IS Kingdom Hearts?

1 targeted kids

2 targeted same kids but grown older

3 targets nostalgiafags (like me)

The first game tells you though.

>KINGDOM HEARTS IS LIGHT!

We honestly don't know. Not even the characters know. Nobody knows except Nomura

Those who liked the first Kingdom Hearts as teens.

he doesnt even know! thats why this shit is dragged out so much

nomura is the kubo tite of video games

Not canon.

Nomura doesn't even know himself don't kid yourself

He doesn't know anything he makes this shit up as he goes that's why the story is a clusterfuck he plans nothing ever

I don't have the face to express how much I'm laughing right now. Holy shit that was good.

Getting 2.8 soon.

Are there any differences or new content in DDD? Like a new boss or dream eater or something?

>we honestly don't know
Heart of all Worlds/Light
Explained in KH1

How is he similar to the Bleach guy?

It's a self aware being that separates all of the world's and keeps them from being flooded by immagrants and degenerates.

This. KH 1 was very light hearted and kid friendly. KH 2 was edgier and caters to the I just became an edgy teenager crowd. KH 3 is strictly for the 20+ year old 90's kids

The concept for Kingdom Hearts seems like someones retarded fever dream. I think someone from Square went to Africa to volunteer with sick children and contracted Ebola and came up with Kingdom Hearts in their near death delirious state.

I remember when the first one came out no one I knew over 10 wanted to be associated with Disney in any way. Talking about something like Kingdom Hearts would be a good way to get mocked. I know my little cousin really liked it but he was like 7 so it makes sense.

Also explained in 0.2 but that's the one behind the door, the giant heart looking thing is the one no one other than Nomura actually knows about

I'm pretty sure MoM is going to end up actually being Nomura

Sweet blog

>Implying
>Kingdom hearts
>Darkness
>Not the light

I think MoM is the keyblade itself and the body is just a "puppet"

>Back Cover was suppose to be a summary of Unchained X
>Instead it adds even more questions to the series
I want off Nomura's wild ride HELP

Idk what kind of Nofun school you went to but KH was the fucking greatest thing for me and my other 11/12 year old dork friends who got it. Granted I was already a FF fan so yeah.

uhh but this list is wrong user
if you have beaten 0.2. you would realise that 0.2 takes place right at the end of kingdom hearts 1. (and after ddd of course)

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The box contains a heart

xehanort is a anagram for no heart x

It's his heart.

Nomura and Kubo are the kind of guys that take a fairly simple concept and make it incredibly complicated and spend literal years trying to explain it

So is the theory of The Master being Braig still hot?

It technically was
Not a lot happens in unchained

>Literally everyone in this picture is the same person

And only the bald guy and the eyepatch guy look visually distinct, the others are shit and look the fucking same anyway. Fuck shitty anime "character design" and no I haven't played the fanfic fest that is Kingdom Hearts.

> That AI voice
B-boss...

>"whats he saying?"

lol idk why that made me laugh

Its in the image. Look closer. And it is Canon

This is edgy enough of a reason to be true

Bravo Nomura

No it's been disproven
Braig has no way of going back to the past since he didn't exist back in the keyblade war era
MoM can't be brain as brain had both eyes
The only similiarites are that they are both eccentric

*braig
Time to stop posting for me

The ones with white hair are the same person but different age, except for Ansem, he's an evil version of white hair dude.

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>Organisation XIII but now everyone is Xehanort
You can't make this shit up.

I love how Nomura took a series that is co-owned by Disney and turned it into the most complicated story in the history of fiction. Also, I'm amazed Disney lets Nomura do whatever the fuck he wants. Like, they are so close with their properties but they let Nomura do whatever and make shit as edgy and complex as he possibly can

Because those three are the same person you fucking idiot. All he did was age.

>Braig has no way of going back to the past since he didn't exist back in the keyblade war era

Why couldn't he?

Did you not play ddd

The Xion-becoming-Sora stuff in Days was really a bit far IMO

Yeah, he's half-xehanort etc etc, but why couldn't he have just been around during the keyblade war when he was human?

I mean it still sells pretty well so they don't have much of a reason to interfere. I'm sure there's a small hint of regret when they look at some of the shit he's done though.

>Same person

Nice try fags but OP already said this or did you not read it?

symbolism

Xehanort wasn't around during the war

is this a jojo reference?

Can someone tell me the fucking point of KHX and the Unions. Why did that game have to exist. Why did the foretellers have to exist.

>let's make an entire game around 5 unions but 1 is a traitor
>lol plot twist none of them are traitors

what the fuck was the point

So how long is Aqua's story since that is the only part of 2.8 I'm interested in? Probably not nearly enough to justify me paying $60 for.

Are yoyou implying it's not possible? We went from a series that used to be about Disney characters and FF characters interacting in a fun adventure to Everyone is everyone with angst, time travel and buttfuckery

Nothing is out of the realm of possibility for Kingdom Hearts

Alot of those are just different releases of the same game/ compilations. the only time i could say it gets clusterfucky is the fact that Chain of memorys and days happens at the same time.

>what the fuck was the point
To make SE money

>Playing 0.2 on proud
>get to Demon Tide
I fucking hate bosses like this when they just go randomly apeshit and there isn't any way to buy Hi-potions when I've already used them up for other bosses or used cure.

>Can someone tell me the fucking point of KHX
Something something Keyblade wars.

literally 2 hours and the only thing the game manages to explain is why mickey had no shirt at the end of KH1

Do disney knows how much of a fuckery this game is? Like if you play for the first two or three worlds you just see disney characters goofing off.

Disney doesn't care about it likes money. Nomura obviously doesn't particularly care that KH is a joint Disney IP because he jerks himself off with all these original FF knock-off characters. A complicated plot may be entertainment but it doesn't mean it's well written.

So in other words probably around $20 before I should think about fucking buying it... Hopefully it reaches that well before KH3.

They already set up two methods of time travel, Timeless River is only to a certain point and Xehanort only knows how to do one
The entire MoM=Braig theory is weak and would require the series to make up a third method

Not worth even worth $30.

Tide boss was easy as dicks once you figure out it only has like 3 attack patterns and the combo attack with Mickey does like 4 bars of damage to it

That tornado phase is long as fuck and cocks though

That is the EXACT moment where Kingdom Hearts fucking lost me. I understood everything just fine and then when this happened I was lost and never fully recovered. It only got more over the top since then

just run around the platform its huge as fuck and block when it starts to literally spin on top of you also when it starts fucking gunning you down that shit was the worse the first time around

KH3 won't be release on your lifetime user, relax.

How are they going to make KH3 straightforward for players who only bothered with 1 & 2

Which one da evilest tho?

Reminder that Ven has been confirmed to become a nort.

they're not

They have to find ven for that to happen

Not even that, but it's actually pretty cruel. Check out, for example, Terra's treatment.

>Gets beaten up, his soul is forcibly extracted out of his body while an old man obsessed with darkness takes his place. He inhabits his old armour and fights himself to lose and change absolutely nothing, destined to be a ghost for a practical eternity while the old fuck makes like a billion clones of himself out of his image.

That shit is just the most convoluted, melodramatic and painful way to get around a "no death" norm.

>Evil plan involves making a bunch of clones so you have complete control
>"God why are there so many clones!"

Would you rather rely on 11 rando faggots or just clone yourself 11 times?

thats why they're releasing 1.5+2.5 again

Where was this confirmed?

>Objective: Defeat Aqua's Phantom without taking any damage

They explain it very clearly to you.

How can anyone find these games complicated? They carefully explain everything as if to a small child.

So basically, if I were to want to play Kingdom Hearts, I'd want to just get 1.5, 2.5, and 2.8?

Yes, that's all you have to do now.

yeah

Didn't Nomura get replaced with FFXV around 2012 to start working on KH3? I would expect the game around 2018 based on that.

>Was the traitor
>"nothing wrong"
user...

It's not like they made KH2 straightforward for people who didn't play CoM so why start now?

you got it. You could however get the 365/2 days
cause only the cut scenes are available in 2.5