What game was more disappointing than your son Sup Forums ?

what game was more disappointing than your son Sup Forums ?

Spore

I don't have a son. My GF does, though. He's 6 and half black. I'm not even baiting. I'll take what I can get, she actually looks pretty good, if raising her kid means I get a decent looking GF, I accept it, I'm not a confident person or especially great looking.

hey good on you man

single parent children usually end up being really screwed up

Honestly, be a good father figure to that kid, it will probably mean the world to him.

Diablo 3.

At least my son had the decency to kill himself in prison.

If you raise him right you could make this kid a valuable member of society. Don't let him turn into a thug with father issues

kys

I literally own that shirt

>People say looks matter the most for women.
>Many Women are reluctant to date even a 5'8 man nowadays, which is only two inches below average height, yet only midget women are too short for men to find attractive.

Actually you got to skip all the really shit years of making a useless babby not die. So now at least you can hold a conversation with him and do something remotely interesting.

Play vidya with him, teach him the ways of not being a fucking scrub.

>ifunny

>implying white bois can match the skillz of tru eboy warriorz

My son had a heroin addiction and hung himself in a taco Bell
Nothing could be more disappointing than that
email my webzone for a pizzarol

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

FFXV

Hope you get him some decent education school.

You have seen the new 'manlet acceptance' movements haven't you?

When will you guys learn though.

there are always gonna be worse games but no game has ever disappointed me as hard as Nights: Journey of Dreams and I don't think any game ever will.

What does this have to do with anything?

I wasn't expecting Shakespeare, but I thought it would at least be fun to explore in the way Fallout 3 was. But the world had only a handful of interesting places in it. Most of it just blue-balled me.

Fallout 4 failed even at being a Bethesda game.

Good. Single moms usually end up raising shitty children. With you he'll actually have a chance

It's a good think I like short trappy guys then
>tfw you find the perfect fuckboy who wears colorful lipstick, has a cute butt and plays video games with you.
It's the dream, honestly.

Hey as long as she genuinely cares about you then it doesn't matter if she's a mom already.

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*wife's son

>True eboy
>Halfbreed
Nigger are you fucking high on a Wednesday?

i'm surprised, but not displeased.

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Sometimes Sup Forums gets it right.

SSX

BLACKED

Cuck

This

Make sure you have a lot of "my wife's son" stories to post when he's older.

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itt: beta faggots think giving a child a positive role model is a bad thing because of some retarded cuck meme
Being a cuckold is when your current wife or girlfriend fucks another dude. You dumb faggots don't seem to realize that single motherhood is the single biggest cause of degeneracy and nigger culture. user is doing the world a favour by probably making sure that his degenerate coalburner slut gf doesn't raise a piece of shit criminal.

He should just kill them both and then himself DESU BAKA FAMPAI

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain was the most disappointing thing since my son. I mean, how much more could you possibly fuck up the entire backstory to Metal Gear Solid? And while my son eventually hanged himself in the bathroom of a gas station, the unfortunate reality of the Phantom Pain is that it'll be around. Forever. It will never go away. It can never be undone. And if you're someone under the age of like, 20, who says his least favorite game of the series was Sons of Liberty because it was "you don't play as Snake, it's the most boringest one", then I suggest you hide this post right now, before I carefully explain to you how much of a fucking idiot you are.

But where do I possibly start? Nothing in The Phantom Pain makes any sense at all. It comes off like a script written by an 8-year-old. It's like Hideo Kojima finished the script in one draft, like turned it in, and they decided to go with it without anyone saying that it made no sense at all or that it was a stupid incoherent mess. I guess at this point, who's gonna question Hideo or tell him what to do? He controls every aspect of the game. He probably got rid of those people that question him creatively a long time ago. I also think that everyone just assumes that a Metal Gear Solid prequel will be instant hit, regardless of what the plot was. Really: how hard could it be to screw up? It's like screwing up mashed potatoes.

#1 The Characters
The biggest and most glaring problem with The Phantom Pain is the characters. This is like the most obvious part of game-movie-making, but I guess I gotta explain it when talking about this turd. Let's start a Game-Making 101, shall we? Ya see in most video games, the audience needs a character to connect with. Typically, this character is something called a pro·tag·o·nist (prōˈtaɡənəst). When you're in a weird game with like parasites and fire whales and hypnotic suggestion amnesiacs and wormholes and clones and eyepatch dogs and weirdos...the audience really needs someone who's, like, a normal person who's like them to guide them through the story. Now this of course doesn't apply to every game, but it works best in the Sci-Fi, RPG, action, and fantasy genres. I picked a few examples to illustrate this point:
Gordon Freeman
Lara Croft
Dash Rendar
Link
Guybrush Threepwood
Carl "CJ" Johnson
Ramza Beoulve
Ashley Riot
Dirk the Daring
Leon Kennedy
Ryu

So in addition to being, like, an everyday kinda shlub, usually the protagonist is someone that's down on their luck, in a bad place in their lives, or someone where everything just doesn't go perfectly for them. Eventually they'll be confronted with some kinda obstacle or struggle that they gotta deal with. If we like them, we hope they succeed. The drama in the game is the result of us rooting for them against opposition. Eventually our protagonist will find themselves in the lowest point, where it seems like all is lost. But eventually they'll pull through and conquer whatever force opposes them. It's satisfying when our hero gets ahead from where they started off at. They make, like, a change. This is called an "arc." Often, too, they'll get the girl in the end as icing on the cake.

Now I need to explain that I don't think that all games need to be the same or conform to the same kind of structure, but it works well in certain kinda games. So unless you're
Hironobu Sakaguchi
Shigesato Itoi
John Carmack
Shigeru Miyamoto
Hideki Kamiya
Koji Igarashi
David Jaffe
Peter Molyneux
Gabe Newell
...you really shouldn't stray away too far from this kind of formula! Especially if you're making a game that's aimed at teenagers that has a cartoon parasite girl who steps in the puddle. This is all, of course, completely applicable to the original Metal Gear Solid game and the character of Solid Snake. This was accomplished even without all the wonders of modern CGI.
Now with all you've just learned, in this post I've made for educational and satirical purposes, I want you to tell me who the Main Character of the Phantom Pain was.
I can tell you it's not the player character. They were just on some kinda boring mission they didn't really care about, and it can even be just one of your Outer Heaven soldiers, plus they're fucking boring themselves and it isn't even Big Boss. It wasn't Ocelot or Kazuhira Miller because they were just some aides who the game isn't specifically about either. You might be thinking that it's Big Boss, 'cause he was like in a coma and saved the day by beating XOF and Sehalanthropus...but the audience doesn't meet John until 45 hours into the game. And then the things that are happening around him are pretty much out of his control or understanding because Skullface and Zero do everything for him behind the scenes. If the protagonist has no concept of what's going on or what's at stake, then there's no real tension or drama! Without that there's no story. So, the conclusion is that there isn't one.

Before the game was released, I was really excited to hear that British actor Kiefer Sutherland was going to be voicing Big Boss. I thought that was a great choice and he'd be perfect as the lead of this game. But he wasn't, really. He just sat in his base and stays silent a lot. So YOU may like the characters, you know, if you're stupid.
So let me ask you about the Metal Gear Solid characters and hear what you have to say. I pose this simple challenge to you:

"Describe the following Metal Gear Solid character WITHOUT saying what they look like, what kind of costume they wore, or what their profession or role in the game was. Describe this character to your friends like they ain't never played Metal Gear Solid."
The more descriptive you can get, the better the character they are:
Hal Emmerich
Quiet
Liquid Snake
Venom Snake

Nice blog post you stupid cuck

This the guy who tried to kill an elderly woman and tried to stage it as a suicide?
>Stole money from her writing fraudulent checks
>Gave away her dog
>Pinned her down and shoved all her meds into her mouth
>Left the car running in her garage

Guy deserves life

>6 and half black

How does this even work?

needs more jpeg

I don't have a son. Just a two-year old daughter and another girl on the way.

your sperm isn't good enough

Boys are douchebags anyway.
I'll just raise two sweet, innocent girls until they move out and become sluts.

It's about this black.

Why are you copying that Phantom Menace video?

xD epic RedditLetterMedia reference!

LOL @ that mr plinkett am i rite reddit bros? :D

Resident Evil 7 is fucking garbage. I can't believe how absolutely rushed it feels in every respect.

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Cuckold liberal faggot

kill urself bro

>5'8"
I would be disappointed too if my son was a manlet.

They might just become shut in NEETS like I was

until I got married, my dad thought I was a lesbian though

Well I'm big on video games and her mother is a massive weeb so it wouldn't surprise me.

I SQUEEZE I SQUEEZE I SQUEEZE

Height is status more than appearance, my little inexperienced friend

>I'm not a confident person or especially great looking

Even then, you can do better than a single mother. Don't be such a thirsty faggot.

>tfw gf got a body type of this blonde bitch

Why is my son white? Why does he appear to be only a few years younger than me? What pasty looking Celtic woman did I knock up to result in this dumbo eared white guy? How the fuck is he so short when I'm 6'1'? HOW IN THE FUCK IS THERE NO BLACK FEATURES ON HIM? (Maybe it's because I'm not all that black to begin with?)

Let's ignore your naivety for a moment. Do you think a man who is so desperate for pussy he reluctantly takes on the role of father has any values to pass onto the bastard? He's probably spineless and lets her get away with being a bitch, fearing she'll withhold sex if he doesn't. Jamal Jr. will never see him as both his father and as a positive male role model. He'll still end up selling drugs on the corner because she'll be doing all the raising.

>yet only midget women are too short for men to find attractive.

I would honestly fuck the shit out of that

>Implying my son could ever dissapoint me
Skyrim. I am so fucking salty to this day

Good to see there are decent human beans on Sup Forums

>He falls for the looks meme

I have never met a nice single mother.

>Attaching a knife to a one point sling
>Attaching a knife to a sling at all

what an idiot

She's beautiful.
>tfw no little person gf
Why even live?

Fucking cucks. No self-respecting man would ever care for another man's seed.

that guy reaks of big talk and no action mixed with extreme cowardice