Mfw the party thanks me for healing

>mfw the party thanks me for healing

No one ever thanks new for healing...

You're just bad

np

What's this from user?

>mfw six loot boxes and the only skin I got was Roadhog's

>still no mercy ahegao
I'm disappointed, Sup Forums

>Playing a non free to play with loot boxes in it
Disgusting

Mercy mains belong in the trash

Healslut

>mfw I got junkrat's, Ana's and Mei's event skin today from leveling up and doing arcade

I want a boyfriend...

Got Junkrat and Mei.

This further reinforces my ship.

...

LONDON?

Go to sleep!

Middle is pretty much qp/arcade in a nutshell. Right is on 4chin and the darknet

i got what you expected

No! Florida!
I just woke up.

>Mfw Group takes turrns ordering me around.

do you take turns servicing their cocks with your tongue?

My girlfriend and I play overwatch together and she spanks me and berates me when I fuck up. sometimes she makes me moan over mic to a group of our friends when we play

You ought to fix that sleep cycle of yours, it's not healthy

It's getting more normal! Besides, you were up late too!

>When the same two posters are in these shit threads so much they recognize each other

kys cancer

He's my boyfriend! We stayed up late talking!

So?! My sleep cycle is better than yours!

Junkrat's skin is meh. D.va and Mei's are the only good ones

Keep living the dream friendo. Keep living it for all of us who can't.

That's pretty fucking degenerate. I hope you know him irl. Because your probably his side bitch.

>> Tfw no personal healslut
Why even be a tankdom

>tfw this never works
I just want to be bullied and bossed around while I heal superior males.

As a tank, I almost always call out my healer of they were good. You guys deserve it.

I have the excuse that I was sick! It is getting better. I worry that I keep you up too well.
I don't yet! Next time I'm in the area or when he's here though we might meet up!

It's pretty great. She calls me her little slut and keeps a collar on me every once in a while, tugging me around our apartment. It's A+

Met her on Sup Forums. We're all gonna make it, user.

Because you're in ranked and everyone just wants you to do your fucking job and keep them alive.

Take it to QP or Arcade.

> asks for a boyfriend in thread
> says one of his is in the thread

How sinful

I try to do it in arcade and QP too but it doesn't seem to work there either. Also, that's not my Mercy. I'm only level 60-something and use the imp skin...

Let's hope you two meet up and die at the same time in a car crash.

If we meet up for real, I'd gladly be all his!
How mean!

Are Mercy mains the worst people in Overwatch?

>Refuses to play any of the much better healers
>Does nothing but complain
>Massive victim complex
>Half of the Overwatch reddit is literally Mercy mains talking about how bad everyone else and how hard life is as a healer (despite Ana, Lucio and Zen all actually being fun and rewarding to play with high skill ceilings and the ability to do more than hide behind a wall and press Q)

>tfw pulled off a double Mercy both pocketing a tank in no limits

Feels good to have such an easy job

Sym

I did the same but got 0 skins (8 loot boxes). Got some highlight intros tho

You shouldn't worry too much. You'll get wrinkles that way

I take good care of my skin and lotion frequently, don't worry! I wouldn't want to keep you around if your gonna be busy though since you have important stuff to do.

sissy sluts give the best head

Leave my OP waifu alone

I FUCKING HATE OVERWATCH, WAIFUPOSTING AND ALL YOU FAGGOTS WHO THINK THIS SHITTY GAME IS GOOD

Anyone need a healslut?

Ana and D.va got the nerf bat, she's next.

>they actually give a fuck about skins
>they actually buy them
>they actually defend lootboxes in a game that's not F2P

Reply if you have 400+ Mercy hours.

If not, gtfo.

If you already have a boyfriend in this thread, why not just heal for him?

Leave my Sym alone, she's who I play when I can't Roadhog
Always

fuck off faggot

>tfw no cute girlfriend (male) to bully and dominate as I please

Well, spending time with you is important. I know how to manage my time

Please promise me you won't overdo it.

>I'm neither of those fags.
Qppii#2746
I'm a yurop and haven't really played OW that much.

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>> Yuropoor
Errytym

Do you thank your DPS' for every shot they hit?

What a weird promise. But trust me, I'm not overdoing it

>retard has no reading comprehension that 6-8 lootboxes dont correlate with the 5 lootbox value in the shop
>thinks lootboxes offer anything that isnt cosmetic
>can get lootboxes by playing the game as opposed to TF2 where you have to pay to open
top kek

Used to be
>Mercy was a retard, but at least tried to heal and be tactical
>lucio was literally MLG pro wall skates/heals
>Zenyatta, secret ruiner of squishies
>Ana could heal and do damage, gave ult warnings at perfect time

Now
>Mercys are entitled dipshits who literally glue themselves to the back of the Rein and only heal/rez when their Tank Alpha dies
>Lucios try to dps and can't skate for shit
>Zenyattas forget they have a discord orb and burn ult whenever they get poked by a tracer/purple tracer
>Ana's think they have a healing pistol instead of rifle, throw piss grenade to damage and miss every sleep dart
>Bonus, the ana doesn't want to help with straight line flying pharah, instead demands 76 deal with it while they pull in sub 3k healing

>actually defending this pile of shit

Is not weird! I just worry about this sort of thing, probably because I'd do exactly what I'm asking you not to if I had any important business.

>he thinks its pay 2 win when several other games in this day and age have that model

> he only does qp and arcade

Is this overwatch thread or should I post a sentence about other game that nobody would respond to?

m-mommyyy

i kinda want that mercy to sit on my face

Follow your heart user!

How lewd

Is it really that lewd to want her to make me eat her out and tongue her asshole?

I'm gonna go play some vidya

Whatcha gonna play?

> playing videogames
> on Sup Forums

lmao you LOSER no one does this q

Vagante or Ass Black Flag
Yeah I feel wrong for doing this, but I fell too far into degeneracy hole to stop.

Please enjoy yourself!

>tfw you want to be her as well as be with her

Well, it certainly isn't hard to get the card for best healing in the match. Same goes for objective time

>mfw the party thanks me for healing by letting me suck their cocks

>wanting to be thanked

Bitch do your shit underground and slip out the back door. You don't want to be known, respected, you want to be perfect, in your eyes, a great companion, and one who stays out of the way and quietly and dutifully does their job proper.

All these healsluts messing up my dope ass Mercy heals.

And then you want to fail! And get fucked up! And get that hot thick dick in your ass as he strokes your ineffectual little peepee! Tears in your eyes as you cum from being the useless nut sucking, cum spewing, pig nosed useless slut!

why did I re-read this multiple times

This is legit atrocious

>I am now aware that the odds of a support character on my team ERPing in their head during a game is most likely what they are doing.

Probably because you're a useless little cum pig not even useful for breeding and impregnation! What with that effete little erection and tight little asshole that just wants cum drained into it!

Sign me up. Please.

Please stop user I'm in a relationship, I can't be having these kinds of conversations...

You don't get to sign up! You don't have a choice! You don't even have a name, you're a useless bitch! People have names, you're barely fit for stress relief.

Relationship? What makes you think you deserve that? Your boyfriend deserves better. And you deserve to be lapping up whatever spunk he has left on his dick after he's finished with something better. What do you do for him?

b-but I have a girlfriend

Please let me heal you while you bully my pathetic four inches some more, user!

I'm told I'm pretty good for stress relief though...

>It's this thread again

I only play Arcade. QP and Competitive are full of tryhards and shittalking assholes.

Then you are pathetic! You need to be stripped down, whipped with a belt, and shown your proper place in society! Which is on your knees or bent over for the pleasure of your superiors. Useless sluts like you can at least be reeducated into something worthwhile!

At least this simpering little faggot has the self respect to know what he is and embraces being a dump. He might even get a reward, if he knows how to please someone while doing his fucking job. Can you do that?

I main supports but DPS is a much more demanding job, at high levels you have to prioritize exactly the right targets at exactly the right time to keep your team alive and functional.

Always thank your DPS when he saves your ass from an oncoming Reinhardt charge or a dickass Tracer or a snipey Zenyatta. He was gonna take out that Anna/DVa combo but he had to turn around and save your skinny ass from some pest.

Supports are great but fuck are they entitled cunts.