You are now the last female character you played as

>You are now the last female character you played as

What do?

>Last game I ever played as a girl was Hyrule Warriors
>Princess Zelda

Kill myself because fuck being a woman. I enjoy being a strong person with ambition and being able to lift heavy things and not be a slave to hormones and emotions and bleed out of my vagina once a month.

Cry tears of happiness.
I don't even remember the last female character I played as, just that they were a female. It was probably my Pokemon Moon character.

Play with my pussy in zero-G.

>bleed out of my vagina once a month.
This. So thankful I'm a guy.

i hope emulator for this game comes out in the next year or so, it looks fun

Or maybe you should kill yourself now so there is one less retard in the world.

I was playing a h-game about a woman who need cum to survive. So I guess I'm a cum slut now.

But you won't have to shave.

Lies

I dunno...sell lewds I guess.

Get myself some overtime.

I cant remember the last time i fell for the female character meme.

idk who

user girls still have to shave .

Girls do have to shave, in fact they also can get mustaches too if they don't trim or wax it.

Well.

I could do a lot worse. I'd have rather been someone a bit cuter, but I'll settle for being an immortal nanomachine vampire.

With my new position, I imagine I will continue to carry out my duty and perchance try to seduce Pharah and get some hot interracial rezu going on. Sounds like a lot of fun if you ask me.

Well, not the face at least. Unless you're indian or something.

Not every day.

The last female character I played was an Orc so I'd probably kill myself.

At least my body will be a scientific breakthrough or some shit

>Mercy

Finally I can be a cute blonde girl, and be praised for helping my team

>Samus
At least I won't be a manlet anymore

I only have to shave like once a week, does anyone really have to shave daily?

>My FFXIV Character
Go on adventures in Eorzea. Slay Primals, play the Fashion Fantasy for real, mess with Garleans, all that good stuff.

And also confess to Estinien.

I only have to shave like once a month because I have shit genetics and can't grow any kind of proper facial hair. I'll happily take that over having a period.

Your mom does.

why would you be okay with being an old hag!
MERCY IS AN OLD CHRISTMAS CAKE!

Literally every day or else beard goes everywhere and mustache is disgusting.

Shit takes 10 seconds though I dont get how people find it so difficult

Men.

Most men have to shave daily.

Anecdotally, I shave every morning and my stubble is already visible by the afternoon.

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Mercy might actually be biologically immortal thanks to NANOMACHINES SON magic.

Immortal
Nanomachine
Vampire.

She's ageless. Probably has nanomachines reconstruct her hymen every time she breaks it so she remains a technical virgin perpetually.

>D.V.a

I don't know how to feel about this.

That sounds miserable, I don't think I could live that way. I guess I should be grateful for my sissy fuckboy genetics.

>burunyan-man

Rape before I get my loli ass raped.

>miserable

yea taking a minute once a day to move your hand around and splash some water sure is horrendous

1000 YEAR OLD CHRISTMAS CAKE!

Then by your standards, Etna is also technically a christmas cake, since she's thousands of years old.

Mercy looks like she's like 25 at most.

It always hurts when I shave, maybe that is not normal?

My badass breton dragonknight in teso

first thing i do is fap

second thing i do is see if i can still do all the magic shit she can

third thing i do is regret becoming a vampire last time i logged on

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You get to pilot a mech so you'd probably just have fun piloting a mini-mech and making horrible Sup Forums jokes desu

True but I'm a little qt Korean girl

I like being a manly dude

I'll take that as a no then. I always shave against the grain to get the smoothest shave I possibly can and I have really sensitive skin. Those probably factor into it.

Time to be gang-raped by a bunch of heroic spirits!

Hey I'm Princess Remedy. I can cure pretty much any ailment and marry anyone I want even a treasure chest if I want to! (I really need to finish the game on the hardest difficulty. I just can't beat the final boss.)

It's called menopause you permavirgin

>tfw mustache and beard only grow like 2cm in 3 months
>legs, pubes and ass hair grow 2cm every week

goddammit dad, have a better gene

Isn't that the age you become a christmas cake though?

Not too fluent in alchemy but I think there's a potion for that

Can't rape the willing.

>Aria from Crypt of the Necrodancer
Die to a missed beat

30 is Christmas Cake cutoff.

>aru

be bullied by everything

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Shave against the grain after you've done it normally to lessen the pain.

>Tomb Raider(2016)
I'm now an old hag but I guess it's still fun to finger Lar- I mean my pussy.

Call up my parents and convince them that this has really happened by using whatever information I can think of from my childhood. There's a secret my mother told me once that she made me swear not to repeat. I can use that.

Next I'll need to convince my workplace which will be more difficult. Fortunately I have all the passwords and an extensive knowledge of the projects I'm currently working on. Hopefully that will be enough to convince them.

Once I've secured my family and job I guess I'll rub my pussy.

I do, it still hurts like a bitch though. I'm considering just tweezing my facial hair instead.

I can't even remember the last time I played as a female character

What is the secret? You can't just talk about some secret and not tell us what it is.

>tfw Velvet
Might kill myself

My female runescape character

She's kawaii as fuck

Go away. These threads are ALWAYS traps set up by /lbgt/ and tumblr to bring up gay shit.

Then leave you faggot

...Hi!

You gonna fuck Risky?
You should totally fuck Risky.

time for cute

There's laser for complete removal as last resort. Not sure if it's what you seek, though.

>my xiv character
If i wear you like a backpack and you heal me, we will be unstoppable.

I do that every once in a while. It hurts, but you kind of get used to it pretty quickly. The bigger problem is that it's tedious and takes hours. And it only lasts like a week and a half before it grows back.

There's one really neat thing I've noticed though. After I finish plucking I feel kinda high. I'm thinking it might be from endorphins released to combat the pain or something.

I've heard iffy things about laser, I was considering getting electrolysis done, but it's expensive and my first session hurt so bad I started crying.

Go kill a feudal lord I guess.

Girl, because my gender dysphoria.

>I'm thinking it might be from endorphins released to combat the pain or something.
Leave it to Sup Forums to try to convince themselves that because men shave they can compare their experiences to actual physical male activities.

>most men have to shave daily

This is a meme, right? I live with 5 guys, and all of them shave like once a week, maybe twice. I shave once a month since I can't grow anything other than stubble at 23.

>playing as a female character
>ever

lol literal faggots

>Sienna from Vermintide
Not the cutest or best magic, but I'll take it.

The fuck are you talking about. I wasn't talking about shaving or physical activities.

Lea is such a qt. You're super lucky, user.

Story update when? I want to see Emile bond with Lea more.

>getting no way fag'd in person directly from Leon
Better than sex, honestly.

Do Ciri flashbacks count? If so I'd travel to a world where cyberpunk 2077 exists

spam 4
grope own ass

Be sexy as fuck.

yus

But they are not being like you.

I can't think of any. In extreme case, pic related got female name.

How do you feel about BECOMING A JILL SANDWICH?!

a beard isn't only shit because you have to shave it but because it gets so stubbly and rough when you don't. it's so fucking annoying to go through your face with your hand and there is this disgusting scratchy stuff. i mean i like beards on other people but still.

Is this game coming out in march or am I being rused?

That's my fetish.
Not really.

More like June or July, I don't think they'll release it before summer sadly.

straight from the developers themselves.

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>Fortunately I have all the passwords and an extensive knowledge of the projects I'm currently working on.
they'll call the police and you'll get fingerbanged in prison by dykes all day long for industrial espionage.

>Rosa
>Girl

Don't exist.

Wait in the Realm of Darkness for a couple more years.

Proceed to spend the entire day masturbating and exploring my new body
Try to find out what feels best and finger every little whole I have
Go out and buy the shortest skirts and shorts I can wear while showing that show the bottom part of my ass
Buy cute lingerie and see through shirts
Walk around and strut my ass everywhere
Come back and make threads about the state I live in wondering if creep shots ever show up of me
Change my workouts because fucking making gains, I'm all about that cardio and squat life now

Damn. You should consider sex change then.