Be me

>be me
>GTA: San Andreas
>doing vigilante mission with a Hunter (helicopter)
>be on level 60, earned 3.336.400 dollars only from the missions
>"You're losing weight, you need something to eat"
>fuck sake
>good thing vigilante missions give you a lot of time if you do them quick
>have 15 minutes to eliminate targets
>land in front of pizzeria
>mamma_mia.jpg
>game gives me 60 seconds to come back to the bird
>pizzeria.png
>eat 5 times the biggest fucking menu
>come back outside
>heli isn't there anymore
>OH SHIT NO
>pizzeria is located 3 miles away from the only combat helicopter spawn
>mfw i even tried to go there having 10 seconds
>mfw i failed miserably

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THAS ANOTHA NIGGA YOU RUN OUT ON SEEJAY

Straight busta

ANOTHA 187 PUNK

>playing san andreas
>on PSCX2
>constant stuttering and glitches
fuck me

I really didn't like the RPG mechanics in this game. It felt like the game was trying to be too many things at once, and in that regard, it fell pretty flat.

SHIT ON A SHINGLE

>PCSX2*

I'LL HAVE

Why not just, you know, play the actual port?

2 NUMBER NINE

>Them whiteboys had me on crystal meth

A NUMBER NINE LARGE

IN THE DESERT YOU CAN REMEMBER YOUR NAME 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO ONE FOR TO GIVE YOU NO PAIN

That's a damned good idea.
One of which I will most likely turn to very soon.
That, or I'll find a used copy I can play on my PS2.

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I'd love to have it as a fucking wallpaper, but shit 1366x768 resolution laptop

MOMMA TOLD ME, WHEN I WAS YOUUUUNNNG

>mfw memorizing this entire order so I can repeat it in real life among my friends to display my autism
Feels good.
My friends think I'm a fucking retard.
They're not wrong.

BABY, I KNOW IT MAKES YOU SAD BUT WHEN THEY'RE HANDIN' OUT THE HEARTACHES YOU KNOW YOU GOT TO HAVE YOU SOME

SIT BESIDE ME, MY ONLY SON

CALIFORNIA LOOOOVE

Wait that song was in the game?

>playing GTA Online
>it literally costs $4,000 in real human money to play the full game

youtu.be/zSAJ0l4OBHM

MAMMAS DONT LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE COWBOYS

AND BE A SIMPOOOOOOOOOL KIND OF MAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

ofcourse it was dummy!

HEY

LOUISIANA WOMEN

K-rose was the god tier radio channel

>be me

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF GET OUT NOW NORIME GET OUT GET OUT NOW GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT NOW NEET WAR NOW GET OUT GET OUT

WALKING DOWN THE STREET, PRETTY WOMAN

>be me

kys

If you do end up getting a port, be wary of which version you get. From what I gather the 360/PS3 versions are an android port (port of a port) and because of this they suffer some major glitches (dialogue randomly cutting out, music not playing) and I know for a fact they took out songs that they no longer had the licensing for. Here's a list of what was removed in case you're too lazy to look it up:

Playback FM
Ultramagnetic MC’s - Critical Beatdown

Radio Los Santos
2 Pac - I Don’t Give A f*ck
Compton’s Most Wanted - Hood Took Me Under
NWA - Express Yourself

Bounce FM
Fatback - Yum Yum
Roy Ayers - Running Away
The Gap Band - You Dropped A Bomb On Me

KDST
Tom Petty - Running Down A Dream
Joe Cocker - Woman to Woman

K-JAH West Radio
Black Harmony - Don’t Let It Go to Your Head
Blood Sisters - Ring My Bell

Radio:X
Ozzy Osbourne - Hellraiser
Rage Against the Machine - Killing in the Name

Master Sounds 98.3
Charles Wright - Express Yourself
The Blackbyrds - Rock Creek Park
James Brown - Funky President
Macer & The Macks - Soul Power ‘74
James Brown - The Payback
The JB’s - Grunt

I'm pretty sure the songs were taken out with an update for the PC version too, aside from all that, the achievements are really goddamn stupid. Who gets arrested 50 times in the course of normal gameplay? There's a checkpoint system that is needless and the checkpoints it makes are worthless. There was also a glitch that would randomly occur, it's kind of hard to describe so here's a video of it youtube.com/watch?v=NKV9CvMSAYw

MISSISSIPPI MAN

ONE STEP FORWARD AND TWO STEPS BACK

Yeah, after update 1-2 Steam version lost some music but you can either pirate non-Steam version or download a mod to restore music. There's also a mod for that console tint(so Los Santos is orange etc).

STAY AWAYYYYYY

I figured "you can mod it back in" is a given for PC, that's why I didn't say it. Just so that user knows he'd have to.

How do I get my 360 controller to work on pc with this piece of unoptimised shit?

Muh patriotic white man

AMERICAN WOMAN, MOMMA LET ME BEEEE

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOOOOOOOOOOL

Multiplied with the amount of people who would have bought that, Rockstar's fucking billionaire

Try this:
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HEY EH EH BIG SMOKE
IT'S ME, CARL
CHILL CHILL

...

cj?
OOOOOOOOOOOOH

OG LOC BABY

YEE YEE YEE
THIS IS OG LOC IN THE HOUSE BBY
I'M GONNA DROP IT DOWN FOR
ALL MY REAL GANGSTA NIGGAS
ALL MY REAL GANGSTA BITCHES
speakin about gangsta
look at my man CJ rite there
WHAT UP NIGGA WHAT UUUP

SLOOOW RIDE

didnt you have any police cars around? you can enter any law enforcement vehicle to continue

WE GET TOGETHER EVERY TIME WE CAN

>mfw it's been 2 hours since my mission was over but still thankful for your solution
>mfw i had to click all the cars in a grid for the captcha

If you were looking for a solution, the answer is simple. You won't die of starvation.

I'm gonna get fat as fuck next time I do vigilante
heart attack risk, who gives a shit

Heart attacks don't happen in SA, it's a myth. Be prepared to lose all your muscle though.

>not just using the vending machines or the hot dog stands

Fucking noob

I unironically liked doing taxi missions

Well, if you had nitro after 50 taxi missions done, that's a reason to do them