Mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"

>mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"
>mfw smash players call mirror matches "dittos"
>mfw smash players call footsies "spacing"
>mfw smash players call recovery frames "endlag"
>mfw smash players call landing frames "landlag"
>mfw smash players call team matches "crew battles"
>mfw smash players call grab punish "shield grab"
>mfw smash players call meaties "late hits"
>mfw smash players call blockstrings "shield combos"
>mfw smash players call a series of stray, uncontested hits "combos"
>mfw smash players call strings "natural combos"
>mfw smash players call actual combos "cheap"
>mfw smash players call zoning "spam"
>mfw smash players call keepaway "stalling"
>mfw smash players call button checks "handwarmers"
>mfw smash players call reversals "out of shield options"
>mfw smash players call okizeme "tech chasing"

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post 10 seconds of you playing any fighting game

It's almost as if smash isn't a fighting game

Smashfags and the entire fighting game community are a bunch of stupid niggers and beta males

You're just making that up, right?

nope, that's all legit

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>it's FGC community thinks shittalking another fighting game somehow validates their own.
If you can't say a game is good without demeaning another one protip: your game is shit

Okay, I actually will.

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>Mfw traditional fighting game players dont want to fuck there own moms

I'm not shit talking the games, I'm shit talking the community's terminology.

No need to kneejerk.

>Fighting game players
embarrassing. There is a high chance you're a manlet that has attempted to compensate for their lack of manhood. Just accept it.

>mfw smash players call empty jumps "tomahawks"

>>mfw smash players call footsies "spacing"
This one is better though

They use different terminology because of the differences in the games, like it wouldn't make sense to use recovery for frames when it's used for getting back on stage, something that's not really present in traditional fighters. They could crossover with some imo, but it's probably too late for that

spacing and footsies are two different things
footsies involves whiff punishing and hit confirming

>DOA
He said a fighting game

Also half of those make sense, some are dumb on Smash players part, and a select few are retarded are your part (Spacing is used in the FGC as well, it's not some exclusive term. Same with zoning/spamming)

>there
Typical smash kid who can't spell.

You can recover from falls/knockdowns, though.

>melee players play a 16 year old game on 10 year old televisions

I will concede that DoA is a bad fighting game.
That being said I don't record myself when I play proper ones.

Here's the only other one. I'm solo Cerebella youtube.com/watch?v=3nFIjjPi0yw

That's teching, which plenty of other fighters use

Smash community is hype af and i love it. No series of fighting game gets this much recognition and hype.

>inb4 shitty 2.5d average fighters like mortal kombat, tekken, street fighter and pokken tournament.

their

You can also tech a throw, though.

Overlapping terminology is a non-issue.

THAT AINT FALCO

CRT's allow for as little delay as possible

HAPPY FEET

>like it wouldn't make sense to use recovery for frames when it's used for getting back on stag
Are you crazy? It's just universal terminology. Recovery frame is a term used in non-fighting games too. People won't get confused between off-stage recovery and how many frames it takes you to recover after a smash attack.

Calling it "lag" ins nonsensical.

Modern televisions and monitors no longer have the delay problem.

WAMBOH CAMBOH

>CRT
>10 year old televisions
underage retard spotted

>There
>Their

Its actually *there own* hahah fucking street fighting faggoz lolol

So how do you propose they look up AV consoles to an HD setup? Converters aren't reasonable seeing as tournaments would need hundreds of them and it's one extra part to worry about

Melee player here, not very familiar with other fighting games so I'm going to give my honest feedback and probably embarrass myself.

>smash players call casuals "friendlies"
This is true and I like this
>smash players call mirror matches "dittos"
This is true and I like this
>smash players call footsies "spacing"
We use both and arguably use them differently; we use footsies more for movement and spacing more for when we throw out attacks, but to be fair we do use both interchangeably sometimes
>smash players call recovery frames "endlag"
We use both, honestly
>smash players call landing frames "landlag"
We usually say 'landing lag,' but this is true
>smash players call team matches "crew battles"
This is true, and given that we also feature 2v2 (doubles or teams) having a different word for this suits us well. Plus, it comes from a time when they literally were crews.
>smash players call grab punish "shield grab"
Shield grab is more specific and I like this
>call meaties "late hits"
Literally never heard either of these
>call blockstrings "shield combos"
Literally never heard either of these
>call a series of stray, uncontested hits "combos"
This is true and it actually makes me mad
>call strings "natural combos"
Never heard 'natural combos'
>call actual combos "cheap"
True for some people but I feel this is true anywhere
>call zoning "spam"
Eh, zoning is tricky. We definitely use the word 'zoning,' but I feel when we talk about zoning it's more about movement
>call keepaway "stalling"
This is true but I think it's better this way
>call button checks "handwarmers"
We use both, but we use 'handwarmers' more. I'm okay with this one.
>call reversals "out of shield options"
This is true I guess but there are more types of reversals than simply doing things OoS, so I feel this one being specific is a good thing here
>call okizeme "tech chasing"
Never heard of okizeme, but 'tech chasing' is good because, well that's literally what it is.

The smash community won't like my answer, but clearly Dolphin is the way to go.

>Converters aren't reasonable seeing as tournaments would need hundreds of them
As opposed to hundreds of giant heavy screens?

>mfw smash players call ledge jumps "tournament winners"

>mfw smash players call ledge trumps "president of the us"

Good point

ledge trumping? what's that?

>Smash players.
>Smell like shit, piss, and BO.
>Defecate in pools.
>Refuse to shower.
>Steal everything in site, literally worse than niggers.
>Gloat about stream viewership.
>Stink something awful, like unshowered pee-poop.
>Demand insane things from TOs like SpongeBob "handwarmie stations" or large ceramic bowls of M&Ms compromised entirely of red M&Ms.
>Molest community members.
>Jam several people in hotel suites due to being utterly impoverished and working shit jobs.
>Take to social media to complain about things instead of discussing matters in private with TOs.
>Complain and boo other fighting games.
>Complain about finals time and station count at events that are vehicles for other games.
>Just overall, have a strong unpleasant odor and refuse to brush their teeth.
>Have such a shit community that version disputes literally cut the scene in half.

A smash 4 mechanic that allows you to force your opponent off the ledge by grabbing the ledge over them.

You forget that they also don't use protection and that instead of washing their clothes, they just buy new clothes when the old ones smell so bad they can't bare it.

There are hidden truths to every shit post. remember this?

>mfw fighting game players call themselves "athletes"

Daily reminder that fighting games are not real games.

I'd agree but the issues still stand that it's:
A) Technically illegal, they won't even publicly allow a mod of Brawl (which can run off disc + SD). Running a straight ISO would never pass. These are Nintendo sponsored events.
B) Technical issues. Higher chance of frame drops, crashes, generally less consistent than a console. Regardless of how minuscule the chance is, it's higher for no reason apart from "Well it's HD now!"

>>mfw smash players call casuals "friendlies"

Smash players call casuals "smash 4 players"

The irony is all Smash is casual

Not that kind of casuals, user.

Can't be easy being a poor nigger.
Smash will always have the biggest audience, with the biggest prize pools. Stay mad ghettofucks.

>childrens party game
>acting smug and elitist because you play a more "hardcore" version

It's almost like the Smash community had little to do with the traditional fgc during its formative years and developed its own vernacular.

>in site

>mfw smash players call money matches "fiscal feuds"

>Volunteer to teach music at after school program.
>Lots of strange disenfranchised kids and young adults and misanthropes.
>One sperg comes in, literally wearing a tanooki mario shirt.
>Creepy as fuck, orbits around a lot of the high school girls. One in particular who is borderline schizoid.
>Try to engage him.
>He refuses to talk to me.
>Doing introductory circle, mentiona he plays Melee competitively.
>I have to leave the room to prevent from bursting out laughing.
>I mention later I play Smash 64 with my gf.
>He scoffs and says it's a broken piece of shit while continuing to hover a retarded girl.
>I ask him if he plays any other fighting games while remarking I still play Guilty Gear a fair bit. He just stares at me doe-eyed and says he doesn't play anything else and has never heard of Guilty Gear.
>A few weeks later he gets reported for molesting the girl he was relentlessly pursuing.
>Warned later by program lead that he was a huge risk for this sort of thing and was a mental health referral.
>Haven't seen him since.

>Smell like shit, piss, and BO.
Stereotype
>Defecate in pools.
Context?
>Refuse to shower.
Maybe.
>Steal everything in site, literally worse than niggers.
Again, context?
>Gloat about stream viewership.
True
>Stink something awful, like unshowered pee-poop.
Redundant point.
>Demand insane things from TOs like SpongeBob "handwarmie stations" or large ceramic bowls of M&Ms compromised entirely of red M&Ms.
Source?
>Molest community members.
To be fair, it was just one guy who did it, and the woman is at fault for letting it happen
>Jam several people in hotel suites due to being utterly impoverished and working shit jobs.
True
>Take to social media to complain about things instead of discussing matters in private with TOs.
Very true.
>Complain and boo other fighting games.
True
>Complain about finals time and station count at events that are vehicles for other games.
True
>Just overall, have a strong unpleasant odor and refuse to brush their teeth.
Redundant point
>Have such a shit community that version disputes literally cut the scene in half.
True, the infighting is worse than the Guilty Gear and Blazblue infighting.

Despite being an aggressive hyperbole, almost everything in that post has it least some truth to it.

...

Not saying I don't believe you, but I'd appreciate some sources and/or context as well.

they also call their oldfag players OGs

like this retarded neckless midget mike watson

The only thing there requiring sources are the thefts (CEO, LTT, and one other major last year that had a string of bizarre thefts even though their respective scenes have had no theft issues, it is insinuated by inviting Smash players, they've invited thieves into their midst).
And the fountain shitting, which was at CEO again, was insinuated to be during the pool party according to the accounts of fgc members and was alleged to be a Smash player.

>implying anyone will change to dolphin when they have that sweet nintendo "sponsorship" see: nintendo slapping ads on streams and then doing literally nothing else because they're greedy shits.

Thanks breh

Smash's community also has a bizarre amount of idolizing and hero worship of their top players, despite them being pieces of shit.

Melee is Nintendo's Mahvel, what do you expect?

Only difference is Nintendo hasn't capitalized on the market by doing an HD port or Gamecube VC for easy nerd dollars.

huh... it's almost like they're different genres or something...

it's supposed to be aggressive

it's a fucking joke that you have to tell people that are coming into adulthood let alone adults to shower and clean themselves before attending social events

>WOOOW WHY WONT THESE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN PLAYING THEIR GAME ISOLATED FROM US FOR THE LAST DECADE SUDDENLY ADOPT OUR TERMINOLOGY FOR NO REASON

>>mfw smash players call grab punish "shield grab"
That's because it's a literal grab out of your shield.
>>mfw smash players call team matches "crew battles"
This is because Smash actually has a 2v2 Teams faction.
>>mfw smash players call meaties "late hits"
>>mfw smash players call blockstrings "shield combos"
>>mfw smash players call strings "natural combos"
Never heard of any of these terms, desu.

none of it is hyperbole, go to any tournament with smash, their whole corner reeks

Smash players call meaties "2 frame"
Smash players call blockstrings "shield pressure"
Smash players call strings "true combos"

Fixed it.

>we dont call casuals "friendlies", non tournament matches are called that
>team matches are called crew battles because a team match is actually something in the game
>"actual combos are cheap" not in melee
play melee a bit before you post shit b8

Super true. People like Omni even have to make youtube videos telling the smash community to fucking shower and put on deodorant.

>"actual combos are cheap" not in melee

Wobbling.

>smash players are autistic
ya, we already knew

I do though

I am also bad at fighting games.

>fgc
>low tier god

Low Tier God can salt and rage quit all he wants, at least he dresses well, showers, and doesn't commit any crimes against people

That's an infinite.

Your point?

>notice warning signs of potential harm of special needs child
>ignored because even in work environments/v/ can't be bothered with anything besides vidya

>at least he dresses well
justin wong
>showers
marn
> and doesn't commit any crimes against people
noel brown

>why didn't nintenkids ever play real fighting games

Is this going to devolve in how Americans call things vs how brit bongs call things?