Since you could ask Overwatch devs anything and they will actually do it, ITT we write a letter to Jeff Kaplan...

Since you could ask Overwatch devs anything and they will actually do it, ITT we write a letter to Jeff Kaplan. One word per post.

Jeff,

WE

You

Thicc

Nugget

WUZ

JEW

>Tfw you will never drink hot water out of Jeff's beautiful ass

Why even live

TeamFortress2

DESU

Reparations

NERF

wrestle

e-sports

Whoever came up with this sheer fisting of an encounter can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at [email protected] when you decide to A) Implement an encounter that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle A.)Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to BetaQuest since you've used up you're alotted false advertising karma on the Bazaar and user interface scam of '01.Fix the Emperor encounter. Fix Seru. Rethink your time-sink bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking ring encounters (I suggest you let whoever made the Burrower one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix the VT key quest. Fix VT (just guessing it's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE Planes of Power team over to fixing Shadows of Luclin AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Luclin, you jackassess will be the only ones playing the Planes of Power.

> one word at a time

Mei

Star Citizen

Yours Truly

Anthony Burch

>I Can't count
reddit is leaking again

if people like Tigole still played MMOs, WoW might be less shit

either way, thats a perfect ending. Its not like those were sentences

Jeff, WE You Thicc Nugget WUZ JEW.
TeamFortress2 DESU Reparations;
NERF wrestle e-sports Mei Star Citizen.

Yours Truly,
Anthony Burch

>Jeff,
>WE You Thicc Nugget WUZ JEW.
>TeamFortress2 DESU Reparations;
>NERF wrestle e-sports Mei Star Citizen.
>Yours Truly,
>Anthony Burch

QUICK!! someone send this to r/Sup Forums!!!

BADASS

Weenus