>game has an impossible moral decision
Game has an impossible moral decision
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>get STDs
>have a child
both are shit options imo
Id rather love than sex so easy choice
For some reason having a momentary connection with millions of people feels much less satisfying than a long-term connection with just one person.
>game has an impossible spooky decision
...
>fuck as many women as possible
>meaning you HAVE to fuck or it's not going to be as many as possible
>don't have time for anything but fucking women
Jesus fuck. NO to that shit
Also didn't specify that the women would be attractive, or they won't say annoying shit during fucking, or a ton of other things that could still ruin sex.
4.5 inch circumference, 6 inches length. my average dick will never satisfy a woman.
You know what I'm not going to push either of those buttons.
Breed of course.
stds are a meme literally only 1 is life threatening and you can only get it by gay sex
>moral decision
>you can only get it by gay sex
>you can only get it by gay sex
No.
>1 women
>women
How do you people manage to type such stupid shit? homeschooling? mild retardation?
>you can only get it with gay sex
some people ACTUALLY think this
No everyone is native english speaker let him be
>make sex half as good
>only reduce your chances of getting the more rare STDs
I would pick Option 2, but she's has to be 10/10 young virgin
I would never breed with a tinder slut
Skill counts mora than lenght of penis
>moral decisions
>with pixels
Get back in your grave Eric Wright
As a gamer you should know skill can increase dramatically
But a small average dick will never be the best
>Moral decision
What a spook
U watched too much porn
you watch too much porn
wtf
you watch too little porn
The only problem with this reasoning is that you can always get more skillful but you never grow a larger penis.
KILL DEM GAYS
Great minds think alike
Girls don't masturbate with 4.5 inch circumference dildos, they choose bigger
The only people to choose option B have never had kids.
I love my son and don't actually regret him. But still... godamn if life wouldn't be so much more awesome/easy without him.
>it aint me starts playing
>tfw thought when I got a girlfriend would stop being interested in other girls I see in public
>still exchanging glances with girls in public and flirting when girlfriend isn't around
>still makes me feel good and raises my confidence but also make me feel like scum now
girls use vibrators you virgin
Its because most of the dildos are manufactured to be at least 20 cm.Also dildo even if bogger than dick cant really compare to it
Get yourself a petite bitch.
I'm gonna be real here. Don't have sex without a condom. Not because you'll get an STD, but because you'll never want to have sex with one again.
I didn't believe the meme that sex without a condom was better until I tried it and it is SO MUCH BETTER. I've tried every different family of condom under the Trojan brand, but none of them feel as good as going bareback.
Not* It's really no that hard user
>your dream games of yours are created and they are as good as you imagine but you become the opposite sex
would you Sup Forums?
You boys got no clue
You'll get married 2 years deep, sex dries up. She's no longer interesting even boring. She's not the slut you married she's lost interest and becomes a live in sister.
Then you will we why having a side fuck, a mistress is the only way to survive the torture of a married relationship.
Oldfag here, my words are true.
>1. Have sex once (hooker probably)
>2. Learn how to lucid dream
>3. Free sex for life.
IT'S THAT EASY!
>game industry panders to the far-left morality police
If it fits in the toilet paper roll its too small. Just leave women to more girthy men
all the adult male relatives i've had in my life who could cheat with attractive women, did cheat with attractive women.
so although i'm a virgin who is in love with the idea of a loving relationship...i believe you man.
>having morals
>have lots of sex with pretty much anyone I want
>girl I was in love with a few years ago
>had a meltdown and we stopped talking
>recently she was at my house for over six days and all I did was fuck the shit out of her
>she cheated on her boyfriend for six days
>now she won't even talk to me
this always happens
i always get what I want
and it never makes me feel any better
Is this the power of American education?
My roomies are pure to a weird, almost laughable level. They find anything that even hints at sexual nature abhorrent (wouldn't watch Game of Thrones because boobs and sex, HATE lewd jokes, etc.) Been together 15 years as well so I'm sure the excitement of their sex life has dried up 10 times over. Really odd couple, but I respect it. So rare to see soulmates be so loyal to each other these days.
this desu, my gf is on the pill but we decided to try condoms once just to see how it is and it's pretty mediocre. options in my size are limited though so idk about ultra-thin meme ribbed condoms
fit as it has to be as thick to not get inside?
Did you have a meltdown, or did she? Post was unclear
>Buying leftist propaganda
Heterosexual transmission of HIV is rare as fuck.
So Africans are all faggots?
I did
she kept having sex with me and hanging out with me every day but wouldn't reciprocate feelings so I started drinking heavily and doing cocaine
buying Sup Forums propaganda
You just don't do that shit mate
Whatever you say, have fun dying from a light cough you bug catching degenerate.
Fucking Vault 34...
...
Yea well he's a fucking faggot anyway, he sells weed and all he does is fucking cry and manipulate people
plus he's fucking hideous
In American if there's one thing they drive into you it's that sex is bad because God hates it and that if you have sex even with a condom you'll still get STDs and pregnant
That's why my school was like at least
t. abduwali
>He sells weed
Nvm what I just said, fuck that girl like you mean it user
stop doing cocaine
don't be a fag
>tfw 7 inches
>tfw fit right inside a toilet paper roll
Being Pencil dick is suffering.
>falling for the love meme
T. Virgin
i don't do cocaine as much anymore
and no
she told me "were too alike and that's why we can't be around each other because all we do is fuck and drink wine"
and I was like what's wrong with that at least I don't have five fucking roommates that are all DJs like your fucking boyfriend
>game essentially calls you a monster for playing the game and finishing it
Name it, Sup Forums.
I don't exactly agree with this but spec ops the line
Off?
Correct
Just give up on women then
>tfw 6 inches length AND girth
Got it in one
>have straight sex
>with a black girl
>die
>doing "not that much anymore" cocaine
>fucking a girl for a whole fucking week and drinking wine
>not giving a fuck
i wish i was like mr Jordan Belfort user here
Nothing small enough user?
Uh,it seems to go in without problems,i guess its no bad since im bottom anyway
JUST FIST HER
Aren't dick transplants a thing now?
hedonsim sucks
>7.5 inches long
>Can't fit in a toilet roll
>Am a socially inept permavirgin
What's it matter?
>C. do neither and wait until robowaifus are real or VR is very advnced
American education everyone!
If the one woman is a woman that you could love, then the choice is easy. The first choice doesn't sound that appealing anyway, if I'm going to go around fucking every woman in sight then I'd want to do it unprotected and leaving them with impregnated.
>8 inches
>thick
>attractive and fit
>only married women and sluts want 2 fuck
welp...
Did you post here about this before?
Anyway if you're not memeing, don't worry I'm sure you will find what you're looking for some day user.
Besides at least you are attractive and with a big dick and not a virgin. That's a lot already at least for this site's standard
>an user being nice
yeah, I've posted about it once before. it is very frustrating. theyre either;
married
have kids
have a STD
are turbosluts
But what if someone has good skills and a long cock as well.
Then they truly are blessed.
then he is perfect
You legally change your name to Chad
A pornstar basically?
>being a slut
>pornstar
>good skill
choose one
That's what you get for growing up in a hick town or going into a private school. This is partly why why Trump won. Fucking small-town hicks.
i know u r just bein sarcastic but
my life is very shallow and lonely I would wish it on no one
women that use dildos are degenerate whores or roasties