Just got this game on the ps4 and now my autism won't allow me to proceed with the story unless I fully complete that...

just got this game on the ps4 and now my autism won't allow me to proceed with the story unless I fully complete that ridiculous punching minigame. help me

use your dick

stop having autism

You need to get every figment you can so you can unlock Health Regen.

The PS4 version is just the PS2 port ported again, right? Was it improved in any meaningful way? Any bugs fixed?

nope still the same. the pc version looks better

I only care about bugs, graphics, if they are good enough for me, are not a problem.

The PC version WAS better, the framerate was nice and graphics didn't look disproportioned or jagged. Still works with a controller, and the keyboard controls weren't too inhuman to handle.

10/10 would play even the rerelease again.

I plan on getting the PC AND PS2 versions because fuck you I do what I want.

I don't blame you I did the same with FFXI

shit game, don't bother.
just watch the cutscenes on youtube.

I'll only get the original PS2 version of FFX (don't know anything about XI, don't want to play it).

I was an armchair fan for years, until playing the most broken version, the Mac port, last year.

Anyone who claims this is a shit game is just shitposting.

Don't bother nowadays, the realm reborn one is better. X was great though and I can see why you need the ps2, now if I just didn't break mine...

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why are you a fan of armchairs?

You can fix your PS2. Just send it to someone who knows their shit and they will replace the laser/laser moving machine/tray/fan. Old consoles can be reanimated, to be better, faster, stronger.

couldn't I just buy a new one, or a custom prebuilt modern-updated retro console? Emu box?

I took it completely apart just to get a disc out of the tray because it suffered power failure (i'm pretty sure)... Anyways it'd probably be better salvaged for its working laser and other non-fried hardware.

I bought a barely used 50001 in great condition a few days before. I'll send it for repairs if anything happens to it.

I have only one advice for you: PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH!

the punching target minigame is one of the most poorly designed things of all time. you need to be in the middle to reliably hit any of the targets, but every time you punch it moves you in that direction so now youre fucked if any of the targets appear behind you. i was so close to completeng it but for the last 5 seconds it just kept popping up only penalty targets. if i ever find the person who made this, im gonna make him play this

I beat it and beat the high score, probably losing 1 time.

just stay in the middle and punch reflexively. oh and also PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH