Snek.
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Snek
Jeremiah Gomez
Charles Sullivan
SNEK?
Bentley Turner
ayys get off my board
Aaron Ross
I want to fuck aliens.
Caleb Green
is there any porn of this or something?
Isaac Murphy
XCOM? More like XCUM
Jordan Ortiz
>get grabbed by snek
>sword counterattack triggers and kills the snek
>character gets stuck in the grabbed animation for the rest of the map
Jaxon Williams
you're overwatching snek and this gamma faggot comes up and slaps your ass, what do?
Austin Gomez
snek?
Aiden Russell
Thank god it's not the berserker
Ethan Collins
ravage his boipucci, because he's the biggest pushover compared to the berserker and archon
Christian Baker
more snek please
Henry Scott
ayy in hell
Landon Reed
>Snek has bewbs
Christopher Long
I fucking love venom sacs.
Caleb Price
But that's a good thing.
David Torres
A Muton's death scream sounds like a cyber cow
David Smith
So how long until the inevitable XCOM2- Enemy Within (Equivalent) comes out and we get a resurgence of mods?
Noah Gutierrez
Do you really even nee to ask?
Joshua Sullivan
but is there high quality sfm?
Matthew Harris
snek?
William King
Shit like this is retarded. I wish Overwatch would let me individually choose which soldier fires at specific enemies.
Brandon Bailey
What happened is the muton spotted my concealed ranger, so she took the shot against the sectoids afterward.
Ayden Harris
...
Colton Murphy
do you even need to ask?
Tyler Green
Yeah but the complaint still applies.
Benjamin King
...
Landon Ramirez
more snek
Christopher Parker
>Draw a woman in a dress
>Call it a snek
Camden Torres
QT snek waifus wenn?
Logan Edwards
...
David Butler
I completed Xcom 2 the other day, the best moment was when a Viper tried to grab a ranger with Bladestorm.
It succeeded and then he immediately got the kill when he got into range
I imagine he just pulled out his sword while the tongue was around him and pierced it's heart at like 60mph
Samuel Ramirez
>this will never happen to you
which deity do I have to kill like kratos, for this to become a reality?
Angel Hall
I WANT TO FUCK THAT SNEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin Long
>Draw a snek in a dress
>call it a woman
Nolan Nguyen
Have the aliens created a hivemind?
Angel Gutierrez
...
Nolan Stewart
>she'll never block out your vision with her cobra head
COOOOOOOOOOOOBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jack Walker
really? where?
I did thorough search
Kevin James
No bully
Carson Powell
...
Ayden Lee
Mutant shit
Jonathan Scott
...
Aaron Brooks
...
Wyatt White
>you'll never be wrapped up tightly but gently in her lower body
Logan Williams
I'd betray the shit out of the human race for some snek cloaca.
Austin James
Rise of an empire of man when? I find it disgusting that filthy xenos defile terra within Xcom.
Hunter Nguyen
...
Levi Fisher
how does she leave the table and there would be no foot room for other people
pretty inconvenient
Dominic Wright
But its cold! Who would want such a thing.
Liam Ward
...
Cameron Flores
she's a lithe snake, she can slither out
also she has no interest in sharing the table
Logan Morgan
...
Daniel Mitchell
What do sneks sound like?
My imagination is something like this, but with more 'sssss'
Ryan Phillips
ARMIES OF THE NIGHT
EVIL TAKING FLIGHT
Jaxon Jones
...
Caleb Sanchez
oh my fucking god
Liam Edwards
not him, but thanks viper
Jose Reyes
...
Elijah Gray
Disgusting xeno sympathizers.
Colton Ortiz
...
Ethan Ward
...
Jace Lopez
>tfw was bitten by a sea snake
thank fuck it didn't inject its venom, I literally thought I was going to die right there in the ocean
Ayden Howard
Eat your burgers, Guilliman
Joseph Green
holy fuck that is hard to read
Connor Baker
just a nip
Nolan Wright
Dang, out of SFW pictures that aren't also fat
Jayden Reed
Viper king is good for raping.
But Vahlen already has that covered.
Adam Edwards
Whoever made this "font" should be fucking shot for being literally retarded.
Benjamin Rogers
post fat anyway
Hudson Robinson
Xenos are retarded in nature so you shouldn't be too surprised.
Xavier Brooks
Well, you could mod the coil to be a hug.
That might be a good idea to do actually.
Jackson Nelson
>This is canon in LW2
Kevin Johnson
>this whole thread
Benjamin Martin
maybe you would have gotten superpowers
Isaiah Watson
Do it.
Julian Allen
fatsnek pls
Brandon Jackson
Cooper Diaz
i thought xcom was about ayyyliens, what the fuck happened?
Cameron Martinez
>that webm where a snake coiled around a trooper and sucks her dick
holy shit
Adam Cook
Snack
Grayson Campbell
It still is, they're just hotter.
Aiden Jenkins
speak of the devil
William Clark
VERY NICE
More?
Jose Cox
>her dick
god damn it
Anthony James
When I said fat that may have been a slight understatement
Adam Allen
YOU PEOPLE ARE WHY WE LOST THE WAR
Christian Bailey
Still too skinny
Easton Mitchell
shit she must have eaten an entire village
Charles Reed
...
Dylan Morales
...
Thomas Rogers
>Win the war and get shitty human girls
>Lose and get cool snek girls
I see no problem with this.
Levi Collins
They msde a mistske on adding tits to the alien snake. Big fucking mistake. Should have kept them all asexual looking as possible. Now furnigger and race traitor galactic coal burners tarnished Xcom.
John Lewis
...
Leo Baker
...
Caleb Morgan
>mistake
Colton Davis
>and race traitor galactic coal burners
Jason Torres
Goddammit stop eating all the protein cubes.
Lucas Ramirez
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