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Tiny wants your Golden Banana, what's there to explain?

Puberty, Tiny Kong is her little sister.

Tiny Kong can shrink in size to suit her mood, right?

In DK64 she chose to be a loli monkey the whole time. What you see on the right is her true form.

Dixie is autistic

>humanoid needs pants while the monkey sized one only needs a shirt
hmm

Tiny is half human

Why did they pose Tiny that way?

fuckin niggers amirite i just wanna walk into the store to get graceries but the fuckin niggers wont stop yellow about they hoes and such i mean fucks sake let me do my shopping you subhuman filth chicken chomping melon loving niggers

Dixie has some sort of growth defect
Tiny has superior genetics that make her perfect breeding material

Just dump lewd kongs already.

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Kongs, a unique species, require a large amount of potassium to move past their neotenic chip-like state into their adult humanoid state.

She may be stuck this way because she hasn't gotten enough bananas. Like an axolotl.

Tiny must have gotten enough bananas before DK64.

She always wanted to be a slut like Candy

Man, Dixie is hot.

dixie is a midget

Is Aids worth it, htough?

she can toot my saxophone if you sniff my drift

HIV.
with modern medicine and regular treatment, most people never progress to AIDS

Like this?

yes

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I can't

>Tax Official
This will never not make me laugh.

God bless you for teaching me something new today

Dixie is cute! CUTE!

Fuck off.

I want to ___ that monkey!

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Dixie Kong did drugs in the 60s and abuses time travel. She's actually Wrinkly Kong.

BE

>Donkey's father, Cranky
but I thought Rare said Cranky was DK's grandfather? the plot thickens...

Lewd

Different genes. Tiny got the same genes as DK's gf, while Dixie got the more chimplike genes. Kongs are based on a number of primates. Makes sense that there's a little human in there.

Current DK is actually DK Jr.
Cranky most of the time calls him his grandson or son. It varies between games but modern DK is his son.
Same with Diddy, he's just DK's best buddy, not his nephew.

post them all

This its natural the younger sister outperform the older.

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>Chunky is a wrasslinfag

>YOU'RE A BIG APE
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>Hobbies: blowing trombone

That's not the only thing. and not his penis you dumbass

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What did Kirkhope mean by this?

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classic Rareware, fucking furfags

Is that a motherfucking LOSS REFERENCE?

Bodacious

r a d i c a l

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It doesn't matter if you're making a game about gorillas. You see the chance to make a titty monster, you jump at it.

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croco

First he bangs the triangle, and then he bangs your mum

slut