This guy enters your house and breaks all of your pots. How do you respond?

This guy enters your house and breaks all of your pots. How do you respond?

I don't have any pots

I don't have pots in my house, but I steal his magic birb hat.

When he leaves I get new ones from god or something so I don't mind.

Charge him a fine.
Always works.

Steal enzo

Lock him in my closet for 7 years then unlock it to find a dreamy twink who I will have sexual relations with.

B L A CK E D

That will be 10 rupees for each broken pot. I will accept the payment now.

Did you bring pots into my house just to smash them?

Or a corpse.

suck his little shota dick

please get out and give me my ruples back

rape

Who the fuck has pots in their house in 2017 unless your over 40

Link has triforce magic to keep him alive.

looks like a kid.
I punch him and steal his bird hat

Broken pots are the least of your concern I'm afraid.

You're under arrest by the royal Kingdom of Hyrule for believing in a monotheistic religion!
guards take him away!

Pl-PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP I DIDN'T MEAN IT I'M SORRY. HELP ME. SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

>Hyrulean guards being competent
>at all
Please. You guards can't be left unattended for 2 minutes without the place getting trashed.

I am error

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Call the police

Fuck him in the ass

>He walks out
>All pots respawn back in their respective places
>All is right with the world again until he returns

only right answer