Here's your controller, bro

Here's your controller, bro.

Hey look OP, perfect controller to shove up your ass.

Cool, thanks.
Here, you can use mine.

pass the waifu bro

Thanks but no thanks. I'll play with mine.

Here you go bro

not as good as mine

oh, I thought that was gooey from kirby

here ya go bro, only one i have

How to you neanderthals even game without using this baby?

>Pass the Metal Slime controller, bro
>I can't find it!

Where are the shoulder buttons?

NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE

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It's cool, bro. I brought my own.

>pass the controller bro
>FUCK IT RAN AWAY

this was actually a good controller

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I own the Slime controller.

It attracts dust like a motherfucker and is sticky as a result.

Also, it's neither comfortable nor uncomfortable to hold. It's functional, but you'd still rather be playing with a regular controller.

Yeah the Xbone controller is so much better than the Dualshit it's embarassing.

I think this was done for people who claw

>user hands friend controller
>Friend missed!
>Friend missed!

I don't even know people who argue for the xbox controller let alone own one. Shit's garbage.

>friend invites you over for some splitscreen PC gaming
>hands you this
What do?

Sticky slime, that realism.

what about running away and switching item at the same time in dark souls

not taking the bait mate.

I literally have no idea what this picture is trying to tell me.

the only bait is liking literally tacked on sticks like on the dualshock

i bet that controller is worth like a billion dollars now.

I use my pointer finger If i need to be using the thumb-sticks and all triggers.

>ResidentEvil-mind

>he's a pc mustard race
Enjoying that Disgaea? Played it last decade.

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It's trying to point out that the right analogue stick is in a shit position on the Xbox controller, because you have to move your thumb from it, which is typically used for aiming, to the four face buttons, while ignoring the fact the dualshit has the exact same design flaw.

Is this made for a certain game?

kek

How the hell are you supposed to use that?

yes, it's a one handed controller for super robot wars.

>Lose an arm
>Friend is a bro and gets me a special controller that lets me at least enjoy JRPGs on my PS2
>Fuck
>I lost my left hand in the accident

Your still not trying hard enough, there are real problems with the duel shock four, but it isn't that.

>clawing

Kill yourself.

How would you even get that impression from his post? Kill yourself underage platform warring faggot.

I don't even think i could use that with 2 hands let alone 1.

Ah, I see it. I'm guessing Super Robot Wars predominantly uses the D-Pad and shoulders.
Reminds me of pic related.

Use a different controller technique, kill yourself, this fucking board lol

That was kinda funny good job

Considering I've pulled win streaks over 200 in the Ds1 arena, I'd say it's pretty fucking effective.

Why does the GameCube one look like a Playschool toy compared to the PS2 one?

>nintendo

Alright, you can use this one.

dualshock pisses me off because when I push right on the left stick and left on the right stick my thumbs touch and it's weird

here's your controller Sup Forums

>"I'm moving the stick but my guy isn't moving!"
>"That's my pinky, bro"

That was a good controller though, nice for ridge racer.

>They actually made a DDR handheld

Is that controller a real Konami product and does it work

why you had to ruin the joke?

>He still doesn't claw

>why did you have to ruin a worn-out unfunny joke that gets posted every fucking hour on the hour?

here's your controller bro, ready for some mario party?

this cant be real

here go bro

It's not a Nintendo-licensed controller.

>watchu want famalam
>a little off the top
>say no more
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>t-thanks...
>tch tch *wink* *point*

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H-how would you even play on this?

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Here you go bro

what, you dont have the whole screencap for this?

Every Time

people who used it said the grip was pretty comfortable and even better than the final design

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Yep. They packed it into Dance Dance Revolution GB and its variants.

I've used it, it's nice if you've got big hands.

Deceptively comfortable desu

>Oh wow, user, you are really good with sky fox.

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I posted mine in a DQ thread a few months ago and got instantly hounded. I mean people putting their email addresses in their posts.

So I posted my dick instead.

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>white """"""people""""""

use the tips of your thumb you goddamn autismo

i dont think i ever did that on my life, in what situation would you do something like this

It's bait

you need 4 arms to use this or what

looked ridiculous though

burgerfag

Im a swede tho

How the fuck are you actually meant to hold that fucking thing?

>people who claw
>people

They aren't people, they're autists.

i really wish i could try out this controller

Here's your cuntroller, bro.

I wish Sony released this for the anniversary

Ayy, I had this one as a kid. It quickly became 'that controller' that you'd give to your friend for multiplayer.

I'm gonna call bullshit.
Not you not being able to hold the killstreak, just actually finding 200 players in the arena.

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here u go bro

BOI controller

Here's your controller, bro.

Would be nice for Goldeneye and Perfect Dark if I could play them without getting sea sick from the bad framerate

I remember when they announced the PS3 with 2 CELL PROCESSORS and 4 HDMI PORTS and 2 ETHERNET JACKS and that fucking dope ass batarang.

Sad what it became.