Quick rundown on the Todganoffs

Quick rundown on the Todganoffs
>Valve execs bow to Todganoffs
>In contact with Iwata
>Possess console-like abilities
>Control E3 with an iron but fair fist
>Own publishers & developers globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient Atari blood line
>Will bankroll the first 4D videogames (Todgangrad will be be the first virtual game)
>Own 99% of game engine research facilities on Earth
>They own Todgabot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Toddabots inside you right now
>The Todganoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Kojima and Gabe, forwarding the word of Games to the Humn World. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Matpat (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Vatican leader's first trip to Bethesda in history literally a few days later to the Todganoff bunker.
>They learned fluent programming in under a week
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'Tod Bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>Nation states entrust their game reserves with the twins. There's no games in Ft. Sony, only Ft. Todganoff
>the big red phone in Square Enix HQ is a direct line to the Todganoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Tetsuya Nomura. He resigned and fled the country in fear.

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This is shaping up to be one of the better new-age meme.

BUY SKYRIM REMASTERED AND 1080s TO RUN FALLOUT 4 HD TEXTURES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is literally the worst meme I've seen in a while
don't tarnish the purity that is toddposting

Im afraid to take the todpill. Will I become a habitual liar if I do?

go back

This meme is too meta for me

This meme is gaining my trust

>Own 99% of game engine research facilities on Earth

Then why is Bethesda's Engine so shit?

>the call that saved Fallout
Is what I would type if I had the picture. But I don't so use your imagination.

I keked audibly.

They're still researching that.

It's been developed in the remaining 1%.

>The call that sold Skyrim

Yeah that's a better one

The ability to metamorphose is the second trait of a successful meme, the first being raw repeatability

This is still the worst meme of 2017
Go back

Is Todd our Bane?

>tfw

He's our CIA

youtube.com/watch?v=piDrgUWlqKg

Loss is our bane

>The Todganoffs having anything on the Bogdanoffs

The bogpill is the hardest pill to swallow, I know. But once it goes down. You'll never feel the same way again

You forgot
>physically incapable of telling anything but the cold, unbridled truth

ok, what the fuck are these things and why are they popping up on all the boards

Reddit's new forced meme
Just report and hide the threads, eventually Reddit will get bored

Are you saying you need a quick rundown?

Living, breathing memes

I hated this meme at first.

But now I chuckle hard everytime when someone asks for quick rundowns.

Gimme a videogames

>falling for the forced meme effect
Don't enable the children, user

Real talk it seems like a psyop

who is he? I"m going to need a quick rundown

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I give this meme a 4/10
It's pretty unfunny but not to the point where it becomes offensive
If people start forcing it even more I'll have to drop it to a 3/10

Wew, meme police is here

if the board doesn't police memes, memes police the board. it's a slippery slope

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

What

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is Sup Forums completely fucking retarded or something?

>WAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAHHHH STOP POSTING THINGS I DONT LIKE!!!!
why is Sup Forums full of whiny faggots?

>posts stupid retarded spam 24/7 that, on top of the fact that it's a dumb forced meme, isn't video games
>WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE THIS?!

>he hasn't taken the bogpill

Why is Sup Forums full of autistic kids who think they're funny while ruining jokes?

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Unironically my favorite meme

require rapid sprint descent

bretty gud

This meme is not high quality and has little room for growth.

>little room for growth

If people actually cared beyond copy & pasting the same shit it could be another reptilian conspiracy, but it'll die in a week or so since only Bane, Todd and Loss have actual effort still put into them

I'm sure you could find some high quality memes back on reddit

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You don't even realize this meme originated on Reddit

>I-I'll just say it originated on reddit

Sorry champ, but your new forced meme is straight from the Reddit presses, they started it there then had Sup Forums spread it

Patently false

>newfag Sup Forumsermin attempting to understand ironic humour

There's a difference between ironic humor and making up "funni random xd" bullshit about two meatloaf faces

Is this an ironic post?

People like you have killed the definition of irony

dumb frogposter

>not knowing the difference between Kermit and Pepe
You need glasses

JC DENTON IN DA FRESH

But Tod is still best Tod

I can no longer tell what is or isn't part of this new meme.

Are the people saying shills part of it? Are the people calling it forced?

I need a quick rundown on the facets of this meme.

now this is actually funny

reptilian conspiracy isnt a meme though, which is why it develops and grows as people come up with new theorie

A shitty /x/ meme.

Holy fuck this meme

Is this an ironic reply?

youtube.com/watch?v=vHmHN64pJ5Q
youtube.com/watch?v=dXp64bltOnQ
youtube.com/watch?v=4K-_sMq6xFc

Get bogpilled. Get woke.

t. Rothschild

Perfect time with the MILO riots

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY WOULD ANYBODY DO THAT TO THEIR FACE

Because retards

They have ascended beyond humanity. They don't care what mortals like you or I think of their face.

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Okay, this is a good meme

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Can I get the speedy summary on this gentleman?

Aren't all memes forced?

I'm not sure I follow...
Can I see a rapid resumè of these fellows?

You asking for a quick rundown?

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>bogs and tods move aside

Quick rundown on the Coen Brothers

>Sony execs bow to Coens
>In contact with Stanley Kubrick
>Possess camera-like abilities
>Control Hollywood with an iron but fair fist
>Own theaters & studios globally
>Direct descendants of the Edison blood line
>Will bankroll the first 4D films (Suburbicoen will be be the first kino)
>Own 99% of film editing research facilities on Earth